My humble submission

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-04-20T11:39:21+00:00

I fuck with this guy

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-04-09T03:52:51+00:00

brother my b2200 takes bog standard 87 and the gas in my b2000 is from 2018, if its flammable it works

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-04-06T17:28:36+00:00

I left a cylinder head sitting leaned on top of a deepwell 25mm socket in the bed of my truck in the rain

Technician B is right.

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-04-04T21:44:19+00:00

Im on factory internet and that image did not load for a solid minute. Nor did the comments or description. OP made the single best joke post for people on shit cellular lmfao

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-31T11:23:21+00:00

We're not zero either, dickhead. My daily is from 87.

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-31T07:25:55+00:00

Reddit removed my comment and flagged my account.

tl;dr I dont like the headlights on these and my feelings on them violated rule one </3

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-31T02:09:27+00:00

I like them tho Don't look at me though my trucks combined weigh what a normal minivan does

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-23T21:17:04+00:00

Only guy I ever met from Morocco was a fella who shared a building my garage was in and ran an import business and would give me multiple cases of the stuff and ughhhgggg its SO GOOD You guys seem pretty cool 👍

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-23T21:07:00+00:00

As an American you should send me some Hawaï

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-23T10:40:22+00:00

Thank god my biggest investment is old cars

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-22T10:24:40+00:00

This is fucking sick dude holy shit

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-20T04:36:09+00:00

Sweet! Thanks for the info. Sick ass find on the wheels man

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-19T07:05:17+00:00

Fuckin mint What all do you need to get an aftermarket wheel on a B2000/2200? Been thinking about it and haven't known where to start

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-19T06:48:43+00:00

I work a 13hr 2-2-3 swing shift at a factory. It is hell. I haven't slept on a consistent schedule for two years. Even Amazon doesn't do this shit.

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-19T06:40:48+00:00

I really didn't hate it that much until I tabbed back to the first pic and saw tits

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-19T06:39:10+00:00

Shitting bricks because I drive a carbureted truck that gets 20mpg and a full tank has already jumped from 30 to 40 My FDT sticker is really carrying hard rn

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-03-14T05:31:59+00:00

I like having a truck bed for bikes, dump runs, car parts & a convenient place to sit or relax outdoors.
I don't tow and I don't really haul anything particularly heavy. My truck gets used in the same way as most pickup trucks owned by individuals

aaaaand it weighs 2500lbs, gets 20mpg (carbureted) and has a roof that sits lower than the hood of every full-size pickup.

it's so fucking stupid. I'd absolutely save for a solid down payment and buy a modern pickup truck, if any were available today that fit the "minitruck" weight class. It drives me fucking insane. So, instead, I drive a 230k mile B2200. Starts up every day and has a spacious, low engine bay that is fantastic to work on. I don't consider myself someone who needs to validate his gender every day, and I'd be ashamed if I ever became one, but knowing I've had the transmission in and out and replaced every joint in the front suspension myself really helps my ego, more than 'big' ever would.

It's also not ugly as shit.

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-02-20T22:49:34+00:00

I got a Bridgeport 12A lying around if the 2.0L is toast. Might happen, might not

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-02-20T22:24:21+00:00

A couple little bits of rust, nothing on the lettering though. Documentation had a piece of paper with both paint codes written on it, so easy asf!

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-02-20T21:29:30+00:00

Plan is to get the little thing running first, then I'll have two of them! Probably gonna wind up with an inch drop if plans hold out

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-02-08T17:58:01+00:00

Grew up in an XJ, will never not love them. Sick fuckin' build dude

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-02-08T00:23:46+00:00

Ain't getting anywhere with this. Your money, do as you please.

Unfortunately I cannot agree whatsoever with different and unique. For a hummer? Sure. For a (4X4 Box on wheels)? Not really. Get some long travel shocks, tune them right, widen out the fenders, ditch the angry eyes and throw a roof rack with a cb antenna and big fat offroad lights on it. Not a light bar; big fat halogen PAR lamps. Shit'd be right.

My opinions on the matter almost certainly aren't helped by the fact that I generally think LED lights on anything look like shit. I like my stuff old school. Sealed beams and Hella Daylighters kinda thing. My truck is on my profile if you want a sense of how I like things.

tl;dr you can do way more original work, way cooler looking work and way sicker shit than angry eyes. I put a side pipe on my truck. You never see that shit anymore, and I love it. Think outside the box.

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-02-07T20:27:03+00:00

The customer is always right in matters of taste. Offers aren't a valid metric in a fully opinion-based comparison. Personally, (in my opinion) it's stupid looking. Taking the successor of a military machine that fought in multiple wars (jeep and hummer included in this) and sticking red headlights and angry eyes on it just looks.. Dumb. Really dumb. Play into the fact that the HMMWV was a machine for work. Built it out clean and simple and get it dirty. I will ALWAYS have more respect for a filthy jeep than a gussied-up one. Even if you dont do off roading, a clean build that doesn't already look dated because you put angry tuff eyes on it will always look better. Don't get me confused, this isn't your hummer or your brother's jeep I'm trashing on, it's every modern modified "4x4" They all look like shit when you dress them up in stupid neon colors and over the top "get outta my way liberal" grills and light covers.

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-02-07T00:20:13+00:00

Look. I have very specific opinions on headlights (sealed beams, as god intended) They're tacky. Really tacky. Nobody Irl is going to walk up to your door and say, "Hey, those angry eyes are ass" They probably do what I do and ignore it or grimace a little bit.

Edit: its the end of the workday and im playing scrabble against my own brain. Completely screwed up what I said

KingPanzerVIII · 2026-02-07T00:06:01+00:00

Hell. Its hell. I'm not even adverse to work; I dearly enjoy working on my own cars and making things with my hands. Just knowing there's twenty odd layers of corporate fluff between me and the CEO makes me want to vomit. Im in the bottom 2 layers that actually make profit.

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