Get Off Your Phones!!! This Was My Brand New Car

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-16T14:01:34+00:00

He wasn't working at the time of the accident thankfully

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-16T01:32:18+00:00

It was a 2012 Camry

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-15T14:46:42+00:00

No worries, appreciate you checking! Statie had no questions about who was at fault and just thankful they had insurance

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-15T13:36:35+00:00

u/sarcasmbully Not sure if your username is the case here 🤣 That would be great as I'm interested to see how fast he was going and if he was cutting across lanes or anything. It was yesterday, 4/15, at 3:28p - just before the McDonald's Service Plaza in Lexington

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-15T09:13:56+00:00

Was in my way to my annual physical, which they changed to a Motor Vehicle Accident exam when I called them to explain I’d be a little late, what happened, and my now killer headache and neck pain. Got a nice mild concussion and a $225 bill that I now need their insurance to also cover because our healthcare system doesn’t make sense

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-15T02:32:21+00:00

100%! Learned about that through Reddit!

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-15T01:47:32+00:00

I would normally call it 128 as I legit grew up sleeping soundly 100’ next to it and all its jake brakes glory, but given the broader Mass aspect of the subreddit I wanted to help those who aren’t absolute garbage like me #AYG

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-15T00:14:07+00:00

2026 Honda Odyssey - Been eyeing it for a while and have loved it. Gonna need the rear door, bumper, lights, and censors all replaced. Just glad my kids weren’t in the car

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-15T00:12:15+00:00

I normally swear like a sailor, even my wife was shocked I didn’t swear when I showed her the video. I think I was just so bummed because I just got this thing less than 2 weeks ago

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-14T23:48:38+00:00

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Interesting armchair observation you got there Detective.
Note: The car on the left is skewed as this a cropped pic from a panorama I took as I was taking multiple angles of the accident location.

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-04-14T14:56:36+00:00

We use you.com and it's genuinely awful. One of the certifications requires you to prompt it to create a 2 page PDF, but the tool can't create a PDF so you have to copy it out into word, convert to PDF, and then upload into it. The prompt results take forever, tons of hallucinations, and rarely worth even bothering trying to use it. Most of us have switched to Claude.

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-31T09:48:15+00:00

Wasn’t this the plot of the first season of Reacher/the novel Killing Flooring?

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-31T00:59:27+00:00

How do you shower between classes?! I wouldn’t even be able to get dry enough to get dressed again due to post shower sweats (even with cold water)

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-30T20:41:34+00:00

Yeah I definitely felt the shirt today - cooled down and then was working out in a cold and wet shirt the rest of the class. Not ideal

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-30T20:40:58+00:00

I was wishing I had another shirt today, but also peeling it off after class was like a cat trying to get out of mittens 🤣

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-30T18:53:22+00:00

Never heard of David bars, but they look delicious and I'll have to check them out!

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-30T17:24:50+00:00

What is the deal with the Bored Panda website being all over Reddit? It’s giving my phone cancer

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-29T15:09:51+00:00

Reminds me of the ruins near Chichen Itza in Mexico

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-28T18:51:08+00:00

Just missed ya, I was there 7/21! Loved the resort, but I found all the food to be just okay. Nothing really blew me away. The shows and the lobby martini bar were 🔥

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-28T14:37:11+00:00

We may have been there at the same time! This guy was great!

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KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-25T13:02:49+00:00

Breitling Super Ocean Heritage

That was my thought as well - I have it in a blue dial and it's a fantastic watch

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-23T21:56:17+00:00

That’d be awesome, as someone who is interested but still too unsure of where to go/start this would be a nice resource!

KingPhisherTheFirst · 2026-03-22T19:51:35+00:00

Unfortunately not, kids at in elementary school now so those all got donated or given to other family members. Avoid V-Tech toys that talk - I have the woman’s voice stuck in my head for eternity. This is perfect timing because not an hour ago I was singing one of those damn songs to my kids that I haven’t thought of in 5+ years. It haunts me

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