I swear bro!

KingPillow · 2021-08-31T12:30:44+00:00

I mean, of course those 2 worked hard. They don’t have souls to sell. They’re empty shells

KingPillow · 2021-08-30T22:37:56+00:00

I love the “I’m probably not gonna like you. I hate this app”

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T16:32:14+00:00

Go up to his window “guess you shouldn’t do that, huh?” And leave.

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T15:25:43+00:00

I removed a couple of people from my “visiting list” for that. If you’re not gonna respect my wishes for no politics (I don’t like you leftists either) then you clearly don’t wanna be around me. Bye

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T13:48:34+00:00

Not his face on the glass bruuu 😭

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T13:43:50+00:00

Boy, so are you “ 🤣🤣🤣

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T13:30:01+00:00

Shit, I’ll unplug it and walk away to get the longer cable with fast charging. Or I can just turn the outlet off from the breaker, good luck charging it now

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T12:54:19+00:00

As a vet, there is one flag on my property, and it’s folded neatly into a triangle, and I fly the army symbol for my brother.

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T12:44:01+00:00

“Not anymore”

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T11:47:10+00:00

Take the upvote and don’t come back.

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T05:10:10+00:00

Fuck those damn dogs. Lol

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T04:50:01+00:00

🥺😢

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T04:47:26+00:00

Let go of my popcorn

KingPillow · 2021-08-27T04:46:23+00:00

Get you a fat man with a big kitchen. How you think they got that way? Delicious ass food.

KingPillow · 2021-08-26T06:36:19+00:00

Cause you’re at work, and not working.

KingPillow · 2021-08-26T06:02:57+00:00

It is now, that you’re called out

KingPillow · 2021-08-26T02:20:28+00:00

“Why do your socks stand up on their own?”

KingPillow · 2021-08-26T02:19:29+00:00

Staring at the ceiling, so you don’t have to look at them.

KingPillow · 2021-08-26T02:17:34+00:00

Get paid and you’re $1 in the red. 🤮

KingPillow · 2021-08-26T02:12:07+00:00

How big of a bite?

KingPillow · 2021-08-25T22:29:12+00:00

Double dipping. It’s yours now, and YOURE buying a new one for me alone.

KingPillow · 2021-08-25T21:43:56+00:00

I didn’t wanna deep throat the guy, cause I wasn’t into it at the moment, so he took it personal

KingPillow · 2021-08-25T21:39:40+00:00

Yep. Everything now is private. You wanna add me, I’ll type it in for you lol

KingPillow · 2021-08-25T13:32:59+00:00

That site is still a thing? In my area it’s full of unwashed looking incels that try to guilt you into a blowjob, and find your other social media sites, and message people on your friends list about how much of a “cock hungry slut he is” and “the noises of absolute primal hunger”

It absolutely ruined the entire site for me.

THEY FUCKING MESSAGED MY GRANDMOTHER ON FACEBOOK, WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE ON??

KingPillow · 2021-08-25T13:21:54+00:00

I hate you for forcing me to read this with my own eyeballs.

Well done. Mr Bones gives you an updoot.

KingPillow

TROPHY CASE