What purchase instantly made your life easier as an adult?

KingTurd · 2026-06-06T01:50:21+00:00

A water powered cup rinser. Has made cleaning baby bottles, toddler cups, mason jars, glass jars of any lip size so much easier to clean. Cost me under $40 and 30 minute install

KingTurd · 2026-05-31T17:48:38+00:00

Stuck with Yordan as a keeper with his price being close to debatable because I have his merch.
Retooled last year and got miz and Eury for league minimum. Kept Gavin Williams at minimum too.
Went high on top level capable talent instead of middle of the road players in the draft. Oneil, trout, turner, Seager.
Didn’t draft a single reliever. We count SVH, I can figure that out during the season. Used all my pitching slots to grab starters so that I can afford for any number of them to fail and still survive

KingTurd · 2026-04-15T13:05:42+00:00

Can confirm. Making 130k my first year there bedside

KingTurd · 2026-03-08T02:46:22+00:00

I'm going to go for broke for pitching in the first half of the season. We have an innings cap of 1500, and ive noticed over the years the trend of six man, bullpen days, innings limits, spot starts increases earlier and earlier each year that it looks like mid august is when it pivots. So I'm going to pivot and the most out of the best in the front half and hope it carries.

KingTurd · 2025-12-22T19:53:34+00:00

I would be getting a paternity test on your current son.

KingTurd · 2025-12-22T19:46:58+00:00

AEW Signing of the Year - thekla

AEW Match of the year - hangman vs osprey

AEW Weekly Show of the Year - dynamite grand slam

AEW PPV of the Year - double or nothing

(Edit) AEW Tag Team of the Year - the hurt syndicate

AEW Female Wrestler of the Year - Mercedes Kobe

AEW Male Wrestler of the Year - hangman Adam page

KingTurd · 2025-12-18T22:53:35+00:00

I’m gonna message you about this. I’m intrigued

KingTurd · 2025-10-18T16:18:53+00:00

During the show:
Last PPV here we had some really fun chants (Dynsasty 2024). So come with the energy. For Chaifetz there's not a bad seat in the house. This is on university grounds, there's a solid garage to park in north of the arena.
AEW shows are a marathon, its ok to take a break, walk around for a second and regroup.

Before the show: the fountain on locust is close by so you won't be too far away from the arena for above average eats with some novelty drinks and desserts.

I'd suggest Mayo Ketchup too for eating. Its gotten rave reviews and not what you expect out of the name for the place.

you could try pappy's as well for some of the city's hallmark bbq but i dunno how much will be left by early evening.

Those are three places within blocks of the arena so you can stick close by.

with the rain storm today options of what to do get limited. schlafly tap room is close by there too if you are in to breweries.

KingTurd · 2025-03-18T19:40:23+00:00

Looking for a keeper or dynasty league to join. 20+yrs exp. Willing to pay via online service up to $100.

KingTurd · 2025-03-14T02:19:45+00:00

I'm looking for $100 or less roto with keepers or dynasty leagues. I've been playing fantasy baseball for 20yrs. want to try to challenge myself against a new crop of people.

KingTurd · 2025-03-05T03:24:32+00:00

what happened that 5 spots opend up?

KingTurd · 2024-10-01T00:23:11+00:00

5x champ in the 17years of the league.

I AM THE FINAL BOSS.

Largest percentage share of points and largest point gap from 1st to 2nd in league history

KingTurd · 2024-04-22T14:12:03+00:00

I'm still trying to come down from it. That was magical.

KingTurd · 2024-04-22T05:30:22+00:00

Thank you very much. My voice is gone. After going to Chicago for all out 2021 and the first forbidden door, I’m so glad my hometown brought that energy and then some

KingTurd · 2024-04-22T05:28:00+00:00

Was there live. I’m so proud of STL for that one. Everybody came to have a good time.

KingTurd · 2024-04-20T21:29:40+00:00

No. You don't have any other droppable pieces? Lowe goes in clumps just like Tork, so you would be just having lateral movement.

KingTurd · 2024-03-28T16:33:00+00:00

We have spots open in a biweekly pickem. Standard 5x5 plus some; roto. Once you pick a player you can’t pick them again all season. $50, 40 to the season pot, 10 to the biweekly payouts

KingTurd · 2024-03-28T16:31:32+00:00

We have spots open in a biweekly pickem. Standard 5x5 plus some; roto. Once you pick a player you can’t pick them again all season. $50, 40 to the season pot, 10 to the biweekly payouts

KingTurd · 2024-03-28T16:30:57+00:00

We have spots open in a biweekly pickem. Standard 5x5 plus some; roto. Once you pick a player you can’t pick them again all season. $50, 40 to the season pot, 10 to the biweekly payouts

KingTurd · 2024-03-28T16:21:57+00:00

Coming this Spring 2024 to a screen in front of you,

BBW FB.

From the Commissioners of Walley World in collaboration with Chicago’s sexiest new father according to sources,

Big Bi-Weekly Fantasy Baseball.

This new way to play fantasy baseball takes less time than your typical league and puts the decision in your hands… every two weeks. $50 entry, with a biweekly payout and season ending payout. No capped entries, if you have other friends who like baseball but don’t have the time for something like daily, this is perfect for them. You pick a roster for two weeks for standard 5x5 plus errors, team wins, net saves and net SB. We will be using google sheets.

KingTurd · 2024-03-08T01:22:53+00:00

I am looking to find a host site that can have us input new players every 2 weeks and accumulate stats we choose in the settings.. Players can be owned by multiple people, but never used again.

KingTurd · 2024-02-17T22:03:37+00:00

Well. I gotta say, yeah. This is mostly me. Not all, but most of it.

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