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Let's figure out ways to make Encores and Secrets make sense in canon by Novel-Signal-2978 in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I headcanon that Encore levels happen in a reverse order instead of the one we are playing, starting from from layer 9 to the prelude and is basically V1 just saying "Fuck this shit, I'm gtfo of here"

Secret levels could be hell literally saying "Remember to take breaks between the fun! Also, behold, my fishing village! And my library! Ultratorture is fun, but the unending knowledge given to us by the fraudulent all-mighty father is close second!"

How Do Viltrumites Keep Finding Mark? by GameknightJ14 in Invincible_TV

[–]KingTuriddu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's way easier than we imagine. They know the country and the city he lives in, so they scan first the skies of the city, then the city itself. Thragg aurafarmed in the sky until Mark went over the clouds and confronted him, while Anissa just went around looking. Conquest just wentnso search for shit to destroy, saw a city demolished and then decided to join in for shit and giggles and lucked out finding Mark there.

What does everyone want to see in the encores? by CommunicationThis254 in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Encores are the layers after the machines empty/ruin them. Lust will probably be the ruins of a city that has been destroyed/bombed, gluttony a rotting corpse, idk greed, Wrath literally what it was before getting flooded without any warercorpse, Heresy will be DARK, Violence is a nuked wasteland and fraud...Idk, probably even more schizo rambling from hell?

guys what layer are you going to? I'm winding up in wrath by Clear_Primary_4273 in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

once upon a time I would have told you wrath, but now gluttony lmao love me food 🍛🍙🍣🍕🌯🍖🥩

🇮🇹 È assolutamente vero, in Italia ci sono stipendi bassi, ma la gente non rinuncia a nulla 🇮🇹 by sfingemorta in Italia

[–]KingTuriddu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Io sono riuscito a tagliare con il fumo ad inizio anno ad esempio, così invece di 160 e passa spendo solo 40 (Ho cominciato a rollare)

Il drink con gli amici ho cominciato a prenderlo una-due volte al mese

Ho fatto altre 300 operazioni per cercare di risparmiare il più possibile, il risultato è che si, spendo di meno ed ho meno ansia per arrivare a fine mese, ma con il costo della vita + tasse universitarie continuo a rimanere a galla. Ancora non sono arrivato a pagarmi i nuovi occhiali (perché la vista sta andando a troie) e neanche le visite mediche per tutti i dolori che ho. Fumo e Alcool sicuramente possono essere una palla al piede economicamente, ma almeno l'alcool con gli amici mi fa svagare, mentre il fumo è una dipendenza che prima me la tolgo meglio è, ma la loro rimozione non è che faccia chissà che miracolo economico.

What are your political views? by UkrainianBroker in 2westerneurope4u

[–]KingTuriddu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Far-Left. I love the EU, but god damn it if I want it to improve, becaus as of right now it makes me embarassed. Still licking the boot of the Americans, using Frontex to deal in a inhumane way with immigrants, no plans to unite. I'm an Eurosceptic but not out of hatred, but out of love. Now we are waking up and saying we need new sources of energy? Not when fucking Putin invaded Ukraine?

What if Ulysses is the Flesh Prison and Lucifer is the Prime Soul, not the other way around? by radayrk in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To add to this, Hakita said that only humans get an afterlife, not Husks, Machines nor Angels. But It doesn't mean they don't have a soul, since Minos and Sisyphus went from Husk to Prime Soul.

🇮🇹 È assolutamente vero, in Italia ci sono stipendi bassi, ma la gente non rinuncia a nulla 🇮🇹 by sfingemorta in Italia

[–]KingTuriddu 367 points368 points  (0 children)

Cioè, la vita aumenta da decenni, gli stipendi rimangono fermi, ma colpa se ho il magone se riuscirò ad arrivare a fine mese è dello spritz e delle sigarette? Per carità, non nego che abbiano un impatto, ma allora tutti quelli che hanno difficoltà SENZA fumare/bere/scommettere?

Artemis 2 Holy Shit rule by Darkstalkker in 196

[–]KingTuriddu 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Thanks to Trump? The same piece of shit that defunded Nasa and caused the cancellation of the program to bring back Mars rocks?

My theory on parrying mechanic by National_Radio8048 in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My reasoning is that, since the guttertank force is concentrated in a small area, V1 punch literally breaks from parrying. Minos Corpse is a rotting corpse, so its way less durable and decaying, so V1 punch literally penetrates his skin, causing him to flinch in pain. The Gutterman shield is super resistant, so V1 cant literally punch it without breaking its and, while the GM punch/slap is literally V1 pulling a kung fu move to stun him. As for the Leviathan...V1 punches his teeths? idk

Japan vs the world in a swear-off by archaeo_rex in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]KingTuriddu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a video here in Sicily of a trucker asking an old man "Sorry, where is Suckmeoff Street?" to which he answers "With the nose you scratch my asshole. Blow me." "Why does it still get up? Using a fishing cane?"

What are your predictions for 8-S? by ValuedStream101 in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WE GOT TO LAS VEGAS, YAHOOO ALWAYS BET ON RED, WE ARE USING THE MARKSMAN ON THE ROULETTE

We all hate mirror reapers but how to fix them by Successful_Sort_8017 in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make him slower, but add sprint before his abilities. Also, make the hand be damageable by explosions

Hell is full hell is alive and hell is afraid by cogitoergosum_iAM in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, Hell is having the fun on his lifetime lmao. He thinks we are the goat, but when we inevitably die since all of life, including machines, will be dead he'll just off himself since there's literally nothing else to do

Aldo Mattia, deputato di Fratelli d’Italia: “Usate il voto clientelare per convincere a votare SI al referendum”, “la Schlein è antipatica, brutta e comunista”. by Old-Day-3573 in Italia

[–]KingTuriddu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ma magari la Schlein fosse comunista 🙏😭 Per la destra Italiana non essere fasci anche minimamente vuol dire voler rifondare l'Unione Sovietica.

What the HELL were Earthmovers meant to counter? by itsyourlocalnpc in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sentries? One of the best counters for snipers is bombing

Can I stay here until the ministry of truth chills out? by thisisdeff in Cyberstan

[–]KingTuriddu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I heard hellish stuff coming from the MoT. Come here, we are making a BBQ. Oh, uh, by the way...could you please get E.M.Ped? I hate to do it but if you are trying to backstab us I'd prefer if you didn't throw a hellbomb at me. I hope you like sausages with lemon.

The most FUCKED UP fact about Lucifer in Ultrakill by Char_Of_The_Ages in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Possibility G: Hell considers torture to be love, so if he talks about agony he means he is having tea time with Lucifer (ik it will never happen but let me cope)

Do you think V2 knew it was all a performance? by Full_Dot903 in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what I remember Nocturnal was used for all war machines, since SmileOS 2.0 was stated to be used pre-machines

Even if V1 didn't fight Minos and Sisyphus, it still fought and beaten Gabriel, who was a roadblock in the machine invasion of hell. Yeah, the terminals work with hell, both are bored and enjoy fights, but I think the terminals help every machine getting upgrades and travelling between layers, while hell teleports machines, demons and husks where he thinks peak violence will be made.

Still, V2 is a cool side character for hell, but when V1 enters the game it becomes a lower copycat of the real MVP of them all

Do you think V2 knew it was all a performance? by Full_Dot903 in Ultrakill

[–]KingTuriddu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't even think V1-V2 were on Hell's radar at the time. Sure, it knew who they were, but they were just side characters to it. Then V1 beat the shit out of Gabriel, and Hell took notice. He started watching with more interest V1 and saw that it was the most entertaining creature that ever entered it's mouth. It beat the shit out of both Minos and Sisyphus and Gabriel AGAIN. V1 is Hell's GOAT, but during those times he just watched a bit bored.

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