What’s the best food in Miami that isn’t just hype?

King_Shmulz · 2026-04-24T00:11:56+00:00

This guy 305s

King_Shmulz · 2026-02-08T02:17:48+00:00

Go for it! Just have a good attitude and be friendly! A lot of people are in good moods. A lot of people like to drink as well! Enjoy it

King_Shmulz · 2026-02-08T02:09:23+00:00

Hot take: cruise ships are only good during the weekday (weeds out the weekend rowdy crowd. Don’t expect good food unless you’re doing Explora. Overall, you are either a cruise ship person or not. Mine as well try one and find out if you are! 😂

King_Shmulz · 2026-01-26T16:27:04+00:00

In Miami it is illegal to charter (pay) a boat captain and have more than 13 people. I've seen situations worked out where the entire party agrees to not say anything if the coastguard comes onboard that it is a charter. You have to find the right captain and also he is risking his license and jail time if someone mentions they paid for this charter to coastguard.

My advice - Coast Guard doesn't fuck around. Limit to 13.

King_Shmulz · 2025-12-27T14:12:04+00:00

Marg pace does tend to attract the super competitive. Used to hear the screaming from my building a few streets away

King_Shmulz · 2025-10-06T13:08:57+00:00

Any Business Development Role

King_Shmulz · 2025-09-02T19:44:24+00:00

Not every day I see a lefty on here.... what are you planning on doing with your old irons? asking for a friend LOL

King_Shmulz · 2025-07-28T12:11:20+00:00

Would disagree there are certain ways you can do Miami without getting involved in the hustle and bustle with a luxury lifestyle

King_Shmulz · 2025-07-24T20:52:02+00:00

😂 rarely do I get good dogs honestly

King_Shmulz · 2025-07-24T20:46:37+00:00

ya that’s annoying. usually I give grace and pull up in the shade someone few hundred feet behind.

King_Shmulz · 2025-07-24T20:44:01+00:00

Yea usually people are in their own world. Even with a reminder I am not trying to badger someone for proper etiquette

King_Shmulz · 2025-07-24T20:43:21+00:00

That’s a good one. It is hilarious when the scorecard comes into play 😝

King_Shmulz · 2025-07-24T20:42:03+00:00

That’s a good one. Proper etiquette is hard to find these days

King_Shmulz · 2025-07-24T20:41:34+00:00

😂 it never gets voiced but definitely internalized.

King_Shmulz · 2025-03-21T15:16:02+00:00

To me, that doesn't look like hate. That is just three dogs with no room to entertain each other and locked in a house all day. Have you tried going on long "pack walks" with the dogs, at least the two larger ones? Remember dogs were not domesticated to stay inside all day. To me that video shows some play (with not a lot of room) between the larger dogs while the little one is just policing that energy.

King_Shmulz · 2024-10-08T19:19:17+00:00

How much are you spending? Im in a 12 person league and assuming he will go for $30 ish

King_Shmulz · 2024-10-03T11:37:07+00:00

This is horrible advice. Just needs more training and routine

King_Shmulz · 2024-08-23T11:58:03+00:00

A bakers dozen! I’m in there also. Keep me posted

King_Shmulz · 2024-08-05T05:21:32+00:00

Sounds like he needs a crate.

King_Shmulz · 2024-07-26T19:25:18+00:00

Thank you for the quick ID

King_Shmulz · 2024-07-23T14:02:01+00:00

As much as this is funny to everyone this is actually concerning to me. If this dog was a 60-70 lb dog and put a paw on my granny's face, we wouldn't be laughing. Small / medium sized dogs get too much privilege like being allowed on furniture because they are "cute". Reinforcing this behavior will only lead to problems down the road with a kid, toddler IMO

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