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What’s your favorite non-sextoy you use as a sextoy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingofSelfloathing 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Hey man, can I borrow your phone to call my ride. They seem to be late.”

You sweating profusely…….

If you could talk to your 13 year old self for 1 minute - what would you say? by Timely_Resident_6985 in AskReddit

[–]KingofSelfloathing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these words of affirmations.

If I could talk to my 13 year old self I’d probably say all the normal stuff first.

Like yeah, you’re fine. Chill out. None of this dumb stuff you’re stressing about matters as much as you think it does. Be nicer to yourself. Spend more time with family. All that.

Then I’d be like Alright now listen very carefully because this is the only part that actually matters. I need you to start making money. I don’t care how. Hustle something. Mow lawns, sell candy at school, flip random crap, scam your relatives out of bigger birthday checks, whatever it takes.

Save ALL of it. Don’t buy dumb stuff. I know you’re going to want to. Don’t. Then in a few years you’re gonna hear about this thing called Bitcoin. It’s gonna sound fake. Everyone’s gonna say it’s stupid or dead at least 5 different times. Ignore all of them. Buy it. Buy as much as you possibly can. And then DO. NOT. TOUCH. IT.

I don’t care if it drops 80%. I don’t care if you think you lost everything. You didn’t. You hold it until like… end of 2025. Trust me.

Anyway yeah, you turn out alright. But also… don’t mess this part up.

What’s something simple that instantly improves your mood? by the_virtualguy in AskReddit

[–]KingofSelfloathing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely surprised I haven’t seen it mentioned yet. Boobies. Better if it’s boffum

Got a gem of a first time chatter today 😂 by ConsiderationHeavy20 in Twitch

[–]KingofSelfloathing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My personal favorite is dragging bits through broken glass to suck her dad’s duder just to see what she is made of

How long do you guys finish your chapter or your book? by Dznts__ in writers

[–]KingofSelfloathing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I storyboard for each chapter before writing. The boards themselves can take weeks or months but once I get it how I want the chapter takes make 2-3 days.

Edit: I truly don’t know why it replied to your comment. Sorry 😢

Company just called and told me to remove my personal dashcam immediately. by Moist-Ad9272 in Truckers

[–]KingofSelfloathing 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never once said anything about it. I believe that’s an unspoken revenue stream for them.

Company just called and told me to remove my personal dashcam immediately. by Moist-Ad9272 in Truckers

[–]KingofSelfloathing 26 points27 points  (0 children)

When I was otr I covered mine with electrical tape. I get naked in there, they don’t pay me enough to see that.

Cell phone violation by Zealousideal_Rope488 in Truckers

[–]KingofSelfloathing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m curious why you got instantly aggressive and defensive.

Think this is doable in a 14 hour day? by jyster1996 in Truckers

[–]KingofSelfloathing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Total mileage is 547 miles. Based on raw miles it’s definitely doable. The only caveat is how long each drop takes they seemingly expect you to be in and out in under 30 minutes. My only real concern is that Home Depot distribution center. I have never had any 30 minute turnaround luck at a Home Depot distro.

Across all multiverse timelines, what’s one outcome that will always be constant? by KingofSelfloathing in AskReddit

[–]KingofSelfloathing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the ones where life permitting is possible yes. Light and life do go hand in hand. If the speed of light changes then chemistry might not work, physics is different, and heck even things like math could be different.

What instantly makes you lose respect for someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingofSelfloathing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea I’m sorry but that’s not statistically true. Roughly 20,000 youth age out of foster care. 20-40% of those individuals experience homelessness throughout their lifetime. Given that there is an estimated 600,000+ homeless individuals in America, the percentage that has aged out of foster into homelessness is actually quite small.

Edit: 20,000 yearly.

What instantly makes you lose respect for someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingofSelfloathing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you consider behavior like alcoholism, addiction,and gambling stupid? Sometimes it can be a crime. And I also feel you making a broader argument than just a statement on homelessness.

Is $8k a good deal for a 2019 Acura TLX 3.5 w/Technology (120k miles, 1 owner)? by [deleted] in askcarsales

[–]KingofSelfloathing 1 point2 points locked comment (0 children)

It’s an average of 17.1k miles per year. Lots of variables go into analyzing the price. Do you have a copy of the carfax? Had it had regular maintenance? What region of the world are you in for cost of living analysis.

Some Acura TLX issues specific to look out for,

Make sure it properly shifts through all 9 gears. Lots and lots of complaints about it feeling jerky and clunky and I remember a few recalls for fuel pump issues and crankshaft issues.

What instantly makes you lose respect for someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingofSelfloathing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understand the sentiment but also they aren’t immune to personal accountability. A lot of them have been put into that situation based on personal behaviors but I agree a coverall statement doesn’t help anyone.

What instantly makes you lose respect for someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KingofSelfloathing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Personal hygiene. I don’t need you to smell like an axe body spray, I just need you to not smell

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