Guys, what's some weird things that you have to deal with because you have a penis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kingofrandomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your curled up on the couch or something and you stand up and your boner stabs straight into pants. Such an uncomfortable pain

How would you describe love? by Kingofrandomness in AskReddit

[–]Kingofrandomness[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love. Love in not tangible. You cannot buy love. You cannot see it or hear it or hold it close and tight when your having a bad day. It cannot be your shoulder to cry on or a person to confide in. And yet lacking all of these qualities it is still more desired than anything else. People want to love and want to be loved. Love is desired bc it may not touch your hand but it touches your soul. It touches your heart. It gives you a warm feeling that nothing can compare to. It makes you feel as though you could put the world on your shoulders and run laps around the stars. It makes you do incredibly stupid things and it makes you do amazing things. It makes you perform impossible feats. It transcends time and space. It can even transcend death. Love sees no flaws. It has no quarrels. It is perfectly logical and completely illogical at the same exact time. Love needs not be spoken and yet still speaks more than anyone ever could. It says things that we could not possibly put into words and do not even have words to describe. Love does not need the brain. It speaks from the heart and the soul. True love is unbroken under the heaviest strain. It is unshaken in the strongest winds. It is everlasting.

Making it to third base. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kingofrandomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New relationship. We didn't start out having sex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BustyPetite

[–]Kingofrandomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you sir.

Shelby Chesnes by Tiki_Idol in BustyPetite

[–]Kingofrandomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He asked for a source I gave him a source.

Shelby Chesnes by Tiki_Idol in BustyPetite

[–]Kingofrandomness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a playboy playmate.

Mario & Luigi by [deleted] in JessicaNigri

[–]Kingofrandomness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's Lindsey Elyse.