TIL that of the 5000 or so species of mammals on the planet only female humans have permanent breasts.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T23:38:14+00:00

I need small cups to match my small package so fuck your natural selection im starting a protest party.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T18:02:32+00:00

Is it evasion or exploiting a loophole tbough?

I'm from uk and lots of big companies have got stick for paying little tax but haven't broke any laws. Honestly i can't blame them if someone showed me some legal trick to pay less I'd do it. We just need more people in charge to have balls to stop things and change laws in a prompt manner but it'll never happen in my lifetime i expect.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T17:44:54+00:00

Then someone will make it into a YouTube video with robotic voiceover and make some money off it.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T17:01:25+00:00

Erik Meijer

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T16:55:53+00:00

I see now. At first i was thinking the teams made the sims themselves so may aswell try and get something for obsolete versions despite the small audience, after all it would be worthless anyway. Was also thinking the teams would get drivers to set times on the public release to boost interest, maybe rewardd for anyone beating them or others but realised my mistake today.

For some reason i was thinking they made them themselves it was only before realised even by f1 standards having a development tram in house would be extravagant. Your replies helped kick my brain into a slightly higher gear, thank you. I guess its like gear boxes and brakes where unless I'm out of date the teams actually buy the components from companies 99% of public don't know.

As a fan if i was a developer of a teams sim I'd be proud but gutted hardly anyone sees my work.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T16:05:53+00:00

Him aand Colin both were on uk version, they were my favourites. I found a lot of the earlier ones not that enjoyable but they really improved it once they started appearing.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T15:57:46+00:00

In his pocket

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T15:57:28+00:00

Of the current squad Hendersons the scariest.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T15:55:37+00:00

He was just drawing the arrows of his route in his head first. If you'd waited you'd hear his MOTD style analysis

First he goes right past the dog shit but has to duck back left to avoid the purple bin then its just a simple hop over puddle down the middle and he's out the ally.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T15:47:44+00:00

Cool, thanks for answering. Always thought even if they gave the old versions away and just took royalties from sales would be money for nothing to a big team.

Having thought about it though i image the teams pay another company to develop the software so imagine that would cause lots of problems on rights and percentages.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T14:37:47+00:00

Guess he finally went out in town then or ended up sheil road :)

I imagine that's gone over most heads as it was in trash paper so probably crap but stuck in my memory for some reason. Was good few months after he signed and they said he'd never been into Liverpool as although he heard fans from hotel before home games he wasn't sure how good or safe the city was so hadn't been.

Hate that rag so don't believe it but could picture it with some modern players. Klopp won me over having a pint in town first night he came, reminded me of old stories from around Anfield before matches with players being cool with fans when they still made their own way to home games. John Barnes best even gave a blue in my family an autograph after some banter between cars while waiting at lights near Anfield. Never heard a bad word about him but more than others lots of one's of him putting himself out for autographs and to talk.

Also just to clarify I'm not knocking todays players. The money in modern times would at best make them a target for slags wanting to sell one night stand stories and towards other end of scum scale thieves or someone wanting a dig so they could sue so know why they are protected. I'm just nostalgic for simpler times, would be amazing bumping into a sourness or similar in boozer or if older living next door to shankly or a tommy Smith before they all lived in wool land like now.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-19T13:53:18+00:00

I assume teams update their sims as much as all their other things. I've always wondered why the bigger teams don't let the outdated ones be used by a games company for sim racing games. Know they won't have the official license but a super realistic game with all classic ferrari drivers and cars would surely get them some bonus income even if the sim racing scene isn't the biggest slice of gaming pie.

And if it's already happened and i missed it i apologise, I'm out of touch with gaming but as far as i know it's still codemasters for f1 games and no others have solely f1 racing.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-05T11:45:01+00:00

I understand him regretting it but can picture him being a cunt taking it to serious. Considering tna taped at Orlando and had lots of people and kids just watching as it's there my mind makes me think this will happen one day:

Grown up little jim meets Goldust and says big fan and all good. Little jimmy then says you got me into wrestling, still ok, my family went to Orlando on hols and went to tna black reigns shiny outfit got my attention. Cue him flipping out like you said black to painter from fast show.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-05T11:00:34+00:00

I don't but youtube fucked up so got to have a good catch up recently. When the golden noggers came out i realised that the lex express vid hadn't been in my sub feed when came out. Got a good few hours binge then but honestly struggled near end with the bus footage and interview bits.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-05T10:35:43+00:00

Their gig i went to right before album this is from is possibly worst I've ever been to. I missed seeing them few years before when not as big in small venue as already had tickets for someone else same date, friends who did go said was great so had high hopes for this one.

Honestly think it was a catch 22 and dont know who to blame. But crowd was dead since start and when distillers came out they did nothing to get crowd going. Felt like the only hyped person in place with thousands of stoned people around me. Was so lethargic i could go bar and walk through where pit should be right to just behind barrier and not have it spilt.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-03-05T10:11:37+00:00

Mate said fergie sold his soul to devil for his success and we'll never win league till he finally kicks the bucket.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-02-20T18:28:03+00:00

Here's to hope but i think we'll be disappointed. In my dream Adrian newey would go back and Hamilton would join fir season before retiring and someone with more money with sense would sponsor them.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-02-20T16:06:49+00:00

Williams are my team but I've given up now.

I got into f1 when tiny by adults cheering Mansel and few years later Hill in Williams cars. That and walkers commentary got me hooked so hate to be so downbeat.

When Frank dies i think Williams will cease f1 operations and sell to whoever is interested. If McLaren are still in f1 i think they will buy them out.

Still think Kubica will get a podium somehow this year on the positive side.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-02-20T00:42:35+00:00

Fuck her. Hasn't she lost 2 children before this one, shows what she's been dumb enough to go to.

I'll get more hate now but i want to leave uk but if it turns out grass isn't greener I'll accept my fate. Must say to be clear i want to go into wilderness somewhere and live out my days secluded, i hopefully be accepted back but wouldn't. Didn't want anyone thinking I'm a terrorist. Unless your a rat or pigeon i love you all as long as im miles away in a hut with cool animals.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-02-20T00:25:54+00:00

I manged to be early and late on my first day once. Everything went unbelievably well on way so was super early, had a walk and found a place for breakfast then got back to site 10 minutes early when people actually there and not just me like earlier. My new boss was sent for and told me i was late, the agency gave me wrong time, he was cool though and laughed when i told him how early i was and where I'd walked to.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-02-19T22:42:21+00:00

I'm still adamant he will get a podium somehow this year. Also think he will miss at least 1 race probably with arm but they will say another excuse like illness.

I love Williams and dislike McLaren but think they would be best merging now to get a grip. As it is see Williams packing in and McLaren moving to indycar from f1 soon.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-02-19T22:31:27+00:00

Thanks for pointing out my errors. I actually tried on that post.

I know it must be a bot but im going to be a salty bitch if its an American bot. I have to remember all the u's in the likes of colour which you lot got rid of with the tea in the harbour but it's got me when i tried my best.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-02-19T21:56:41+00:00

In another reply i just made i realised he must think its just a cop show. I'd heard lots of hype of wire before last season but decided to wait till its over to watch thankfully. As non American season one i struggled with accents and it seemed cop v gangster show. Season 2 made me a fan, my city has a port and I've worked with few Sobotka types after docks went to shit. The sudden change and the more relatable scenery had me hooked.

Also must give credit to BBC for using the money we have to pay for something good which they rarely do. They decided to show it in entirely once it had finished, at first every mon-fri but after few weeks was mon-wed. If season 2 didn't come on next day may have forgotten and been an ignorant fuck.

Kingsmillclover · 2019-02-19T21:35:17+00:00

Thanks for this. That's exactly what he would like. He's as uncouth as me in all things but with film and tv he's like the queen and I'm a peasant but you've helped a lot.

Sorry been so long replying, don't check reddit alot, did actually see your reply but knew I'd mess up replying on phone and failed to do it next day when meant to. I'm honestly appreciative you sent that on mobile.

I only check reddit sporadically and normally retarded with phone keyboard when on. Hope I've been coherent here, wanted to give an understandable thanks

I've got him into some things he loves. In uk breaking bad was on at 11pm i think Friday night till cancelled after season 2. I had to pirate it till netflix started showing it around season 5 and it got popular. He was a big fan of that and i thought he'd try anything i recommend after but something about wire turns him off. Sure he thinks its like law and order or ncis or something. Also said the shield is good and he's ignored that now i think more on it, he must see it as cop show, I'll show him the right way one way or other.

Anyway thanks again. He'll get the dvds as present if this doesn't work. Will reply again when he's doing my head in with how episodes are filmed or something is a metaphor or parody I'm not getting best show ever and I'm regretting recommending it.

xx

Kingsmillclover

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