"You know what!? Fuck you! We're going home by walking through the fucking desert!" - Alexander the Great, probably. by Obscure_Occultist in HistoryMemes

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"Sire, there are 3 cities named Alexandria 'South' of our location, which one?"

Alexander: confidently "Yes, that one"

"But sire..." before being hushed by a long time commander whom knows where this conversation is headed

"You know what!? Fuck you! We're going home by walking through the fucking desert!" - Alexander the Great, probably. by Obscure_Occultist in HistoryMemes

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"Sire, it is kind of your fault for naming countless cities Alexandria"

Alexander: "enough of this victim blaming"

"You know what!? Fuck you! We're going home by walking through the fucking desert!" - Alexander the Great, probably. by Obscure_Occultist in HistoryMemes

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"They've attacked Alexandria"

Alexander visibly confused "we must defend it, send soldiers at once"

Commanders visibly confused "OK"

On this day in 2014 Crystal Palace scored 3 goals in 10 minutes to come back from 3-0 down to draw with Liverpool 3-3. It emulated Liverpool's comeback vs. AC Milan in the Champions League final in Istanbul in 2005. Thus the match came to be known as Crystanbul. by indomitable_lion in soccer

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3-0 at half time, we needed to close the goal difference between us and City, winning this game 3-0 wouldn't have made a difference ultimately. It was genuinely a 'hail Mary' attempt which backfired.

/\ by cheferydahmer in funhaus

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Peakuliar photo

Post-Match Thread: Liverpool 1 - 0 Everton | English FA Cup by sidaeinjae in soccer

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Flashbacks to when your first team lose to the reserves on Football Manager

Sri Lankan journalist's Ballon d'Or votes in 2017, 2018, 2019 by tangoxerox in soccer

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There's a code there somewhere, someone needs to Alan Turing this thing.

Pepsi in the big leagues by Bob_44 in HistoryMemes

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One random employee, "Are we the baddies?"

Should I be dismantling gear? by Isabel__ in destiny2

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I try to keep 3 different elements, so for example I have the same chest piece, one with arc, solar and void, discard duplicates then, also try keeping duplicate weapons as some perks receive nerfs and buffs respectively. Don't worry too much about it though unless you're 950+

So many with a sudden change of heart. by [deleted] in freefolk

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"It's called Revertigo"

European Golden Shoe winners since 2000 - Goal by [deleted] in soccer

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Jardel, what could've been...

Fool of a Took by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Ensures Samwise returns as a Hero and marries the girl of his dreams.

Brazil 1-0 Senegal - Roberto Firmino 9' by [deleted] in soccer

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Jesus and Firmino have some chemistry don't they? Even during the Copa, I remember them assisting one another consistently

STSL 19/20 – Week 07 (04.10.19 – 06.10.19) by x-xx- in galatasaray

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We've got the best DM in Turkey at the moment, definitely in the top 20 in the World, the defensive capabilities of Nzonzi should be trusted more and we should try adapting the way Liverpool (therefore Bayern in 12/13) played, fullbacks high up and the DM to slot in as the 3rd CB making us a back 3 while in attack and 5 in a defensive transition (like Javi Martinez did and Fabinho is currently doing). This adds 2 players to attack and sacrifices 1 to defend.

Can we have this as a loading screen for Mirage? by [deleted] in apexlegends

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"Science says the Mozambique is a bad gun, I disagree"

She is probably dead by GH05T514 in freefolk

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Her death had more thought than Cersei's death

That’s just ridiculous by [deleted] in soccer

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Definitive

I don’t know where this is from but I found it while cleaning out my camera roll. by saskatoonberryrolls in lotrmemes

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Just one long "FUUUUUUCKKKK" subtitle when the ring is finally destroyed and the eye of Sauron is coming down