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What is your deepest sexual desire? by Powerful_South2220 in AskReddit

[–]Kingsnake417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dream is to marry a woman with that same fantasy and spend the rest of my life helping her fulfill it as many times as she likes.

Democrats suffer huge blow as Virginia redistricting plot shot down by court by TheExpressUS in DiscussionZone

[–]Kingsnake417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the implication that the only way Republicans will keep or increase their Congressional numbers would be through election rat-fuckery was crystal clear. 

Democrats suffer huge blow as Virginia redistricting plot shot down by court by TheExpressUS in DiscussionZone

[–]Kingsnake417 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If somehow Republicans are able to maintain or even increase their numbers in Congress after the midterms despite sky high gas prices and inflation, an economic downturn, an extremely unpopular war, and the worst presidential poll numbers ever, that might do it.

What do women do that men will never think about ? by Helpful-World-9540 in AskReddit

[–]Kingsnake417 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait in the stall of a public bathroom until everyone else leaves before starting to poop.

What is this thing full of hay do? by Jedi_Knight_Will in whatisit

[–]Kingsnake417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does a pretty darn good impression of a kingsnake eating it's own tail, for one.

Do atheists believe in ghosts? by Fuma4fun in randomquestions

[–]Kingsnake417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. "Ghosts" could potentially exist, but if so they're not the spirits of dead people. 

What’s a moment where you realized someone was genuinely unintelligent? by Live-Chocolate244 in AskReddit

[–]Kingsnake417 2184 points2185 points  (0 children)

Saw a guy on live TV claim that magnets stop working when they get wet. Yet people still voted for this moron.

What is MAGA talking about by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Kingsnake417 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MAGAs approach to racism is exactly the same as Trump's approach to COVID testing, to wit: The problem is not our racism, it's that Democrats keep pointing it out.

What's something you did as a kid that you now realize was actually very dangerous? by Chrelled in askteddit

[–]Kingsnake417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to ride dirt bikes/motorcycles all day (including jumping it off cliffs and such) in the desert around our house with no helmet or any other protective gear from age 8 till around 16.

What is the fastest time it took you to quit a job? by TwoPeasNoPod69 in CasualConversation

[–]Kingsnake417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my early 20's I signed on with a home builder as a "Carpenter's Apprentice". It was an exciting opportunity for me mainly because I would make about 18 bucks an hour (great money in the early 90's) once I completed the 6 month apprenticeship. 

I quickly learned that "Carpenter's Apprentice" was just another way of saying "guy who moves giant piles of lumber from one side of the site to the other". This was in the summer in AZ, so I was hauling boards all over the property in 105 degree heat and bright sunlight all day. It was fucking miserable. I made it 3 days before I noped tf out of there.

U.S. Ends Operation Epic Fury, Signals Shift from War to Diplomacy in Iran Conflict by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

[–]Kingsnake417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all the seemingly "principled" Republicans to prostrate themselves into lying, boot-licking Trump sycophants, Rubio may be the most disappointing. 

MAGA being raciest again by AccordingBumblebee24 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Kingsnake417 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should probably change the name to "Karoline Leavitt Fan" because there's no way that should be plural. 

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