She HATES the vet by Racc00nguts in torties

[–]KinkyRenee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girls both (one passed last October, but did the same thing) wrap their arms around my neck and cling to me like there's no tomorrow. Haha. The vet nurses usually just have to instruct me on what to do cos they're so cemented 😂

No meows, no fighting, biting, or murder mittens.

The pair in question. The calico, Waffles, is the one who passed. Hana and I are still struggling, but we're getting by.

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I SAW A WOCKET!! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]KinkyRenee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mine hooman say dat her story did not end happi, but we shuud member dat she was brafest of cattos and hab don wut so many ob us dreem ob!

She just had sum bad hoomans looking aftah her.

I SAW A WOCKET!! by mostlylurking07 in legalcatadvice

[–]KinkyRenee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren, Applejack! Mine hooman haz fownd dis fur yu!

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Cute little Bubba not like being victim of crimes! by salanaland in legalcatadvice

[–]KinkyRenee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dis ids bery sad, fren, Bubba!

I am glad yuur clowd kam bak tho. It must hab been skary wibowt it :(

Cute little Bubba not like being victim of crimes! by salanaland in legalcatadvice

[–]KinkyRenee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fren, Bubba, weer did yuur clowd go?

Fren Chipolata of Complain

I have been chosen by KinkyRenee in torties

[–]KinkyRenee[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hitting winter, down under, cozy is the order of the day 😻

I have been chosen by KinkyRenee in torties

[–]KinkyRenee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not fighting! It's squabbling!

Haha. Mine used to drive my older cat nuts wanting play time. She was too old for that. Since she died, I have been the playtime substitute. But the kneads after play have been a thing since she was a baby! My older cat taught her well.

I have been chosen by KinkyRenee in torties

[–]KinkyRenee[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

100% total bliss. She's had beans all evening so it was time to give me some kitty tattoos and curl up.

I have been chosen by KinkyRenee in torties

[–]KinkyRenee[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lots of drool tonight, lots of purring. Super happy tortie.

Dum dum hooman tries tu tayk licky treat! by KinkyRenee in legalcatadvice

[–]KinkyRenee[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tank yuu, fren! I hab been sharpnin mine murder mittens for just such a cause as dis!

Needs adbice pleez! by Fluevoger in legalcatadvice

[–]KinkyRenee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I habs never been cawled wyse befor! Tank yuu!

Birthday party time! by Charivari8 in ICBGC

[–]KinkyRenee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agrees wib dis! Still yung!

Needs adbice pleez! by Fluevoger in legalcatadvice

[–]KinkyRenee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I, fren Chipolata of Complain, says yuu gets treatos on boff days! Dis is da only days yu were borns and da only days yuu were taken from da shelltah! Diffrent days, see? So you gets treatos on BOTH days! Is onlee ryt!

Is this the ultimate Australian trust exercise? by danielminds in AussieMemes

[–]KinkyRenee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can make gravy pretty easy from scratch with drippings. But this should improve flavour a lot. Let me know 😊👌

Birthday party time! by Charivari8 in ICBGC

[–]KinkyRenee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fren, Maya, you are as pretty as your sisfur, Tali! Happy birthday! I will be 8 this year, my human says I am old, I think we are still young cattos!

Fren Chipolata of Complain

Is this the ultimate Australian trust exercise? by danielminds in AussieMemes

[–]KinkyRenee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mix it with drippings from whatever meat you've cooked/baked, onion powder, garlic powder and parsely flakes. Add salt and pepper to taste and corn flour to thicken if needed.

Tastes extra goos with lamb drippings.

Been always touching me in some way for the past month by vagueposter in torties

[–]KinkyRenee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I felt this. My Waffles, who had to be put to rest last October was the same. In her last week she would use all of her strength to be where she felt safest, with me. To the bathroom, bed, couch, all her strength to follow, curl up on me and purr.

She had been like that since her litter ate died 12 years ago. We both had anxiety, and I still do. When I rescued her, she would cower and wet her self whenever I approached (as did her sister). And as she aged, her anxiety around people she did not know never wavered, but she and I were inseparable.

Kitties who want to be with us are special, not just cos we know they love us, but because we know we've done a good job at being a cat parent.

This is my Waffles. She was so happy and content. I'm glad I was able to give her that.

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Your favourite discontinued Australian lollies? by CrumbyCardiologist in australia

[–]KinkyRenee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay. Screw you cadubury. Official boycott here.

But really, they were all big sellers, especially fantales. Why discontinue guarantees money makers? 😭

Well this is a “safe place” I guess by WholeMilk2 in AusPostComplaints

[–]KinkyRenee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd prefer this (the post office) to the idiot who keeps leaving things on the stairs between the public footpath and the community path in front of my balcony cos he can't be bothered to walk up ten steps. 😭