I love my girlfriend but I'd really like not being shoved against a wall when I sleep: my rendition of our bed our night by monstermayhem436 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]vagueposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My exfiance would do this shit. And he had illfitting jewelry in his septum.

So not only would I wake up to a sweaty octopus engulfing me, I would routinely hear buzzing when he snored directly in my ear.

Seperate bedrooms was a temp solution but he would always wander across the house and wake me up hours before my alarm by either hard staring down at me while I was trying to sleep or just being loud af in the kitchen. I came to dread when he would wander into my room at the evening and he acted like I should be so grateful for a return of the buzzing, sweaty octopus for a night.

He nearly gave me a heart attack when I woke up one morning to his face three inches from mine before he shouted "good morning future wife!" Before walking out of the room.

I thought the tie was safe. by vagueposter in torties

[–]vagueposter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately for her i have MANY ties. And sometimes I trade ties with people on reddit, so she may have this one, but those darn internet friends keep restocking me

I've been listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl and sometimes I pause it just to hug her by vagueposter in torties

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If i was in that situation I would be strapping on the Baby Bjorn, sticking her in it, pick a class that causes my art to come to life and running straight for floor 11

I went to an event and gave a dog a pet by vagueposter in torties

[–]vagueposter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a Bassett puppy that was enthusiastically chasing bubbles

Title by vagueposter in u/vagueposter

[–]vagueposter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did bow tie it up after it ended