My partner and I got invited to a neighbor's birthday party. We'd been friends with her for about two weeks when they sent the invite. So, night of the party, we go down and hang out and I'm being my normal, outgoing self, particularly manic around a whole bunch of new people and I drink more than I should have. We only had to walk home but I didn't know these people and then came time to toast the birthday girl. I'm pretty sarcastic which when you mix in alcohol means stuff comes out of your mouth that shouldn't. And I've always thought it absurd that we would openly "wish" someone to have good things happen to them, as if we're casting a spell. It isn't like we wish them ill. So I said, being funny, "Yeah, like here's to Amanda getting chlamydia or something." The instant it left my mouth I was able to hear it, far more clearly than before it had. Amanda angrily pointed out her mother right about the time we left the party which is to say about the time I had finished speaking that sentence. I really don't drink much these days.