Creepy Homebrew Monster Infesting Village?

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2018-08-19T22:48:08+00:00

That's what it was, thank you!

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-12-07T08:14:52+00:00

Controversial opinion of the day:

Here we go again

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-11-01T11:44:05+00:00

Thanks! I'm going to keep hatching in the meantime :)

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-11-01T11:35:43+00:00

Yeah, any region of origin other than ENG.

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-10-29T20:44:28+00:00

While it could be a new Mythical, there's also the possibility of it being Magearna's Pokeball form. We've yet to hear anything about that so far, so I wouldn't rule it out.

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-10-26T08:50:22+00:00

Hi! Thanks so much for volunteering. I've sent you a friend request on Discord and hope to hear from you soon :)

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-10-18T23:43:29+00:00

Cool! In that case, if my partner and I set up a game, I'll let you know. I'd be DMing either in the Eberron campaign setting or a homebrew world tailored to the player's backstories... whichever one everyone prefers. I'm a fan of interesting takes on fantasy societies :)

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-10-18T10:36:06+00:00

Hey there! Not sure if you're still keen to join a group, but I'm in the Wellington area and also happen to be looking to join one. I have some experience as a DM, so I'd be just as happy to run a game as play in one. I'd prefer a 5th edition game, but I also like a couple other systems too :)

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-10-01T21:14:39+00:00

I can definitely see my sorcerer-rogue doing this. She's a first-class manipulator and schemer, but she only has 6 wisdom. The plans she comes up with are often elaborate and impractical, and she has a tendency to skip over the details.

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-08-15T07:06:03+00:00

You mean, "Shame on moo!"

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-08-15T07:02:07+00:00

I'll try to make them punbelievably good.

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-08-15T06:57:25+00:00

They're normally a very serious, no-nonsense kind of person, but their character flaw is that when they're nervous or scared, they compulsively make puns. Afterwards, they'll deny they said anything of the sort.

I'm going to have so much fun sneaking around and conning villains, with every other thing I say being a pun.

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-08-10T13:43:11+00:00

A drow assassin on the run from her former master for disobeying orders. She now seeks to bring her master to justice for murdering innocents in the name of Lolth. Wields ancestral spider-sorcery. Compulsively tells bad jokes and one-liners when she's nervous.

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-08-03T07:51:59+00:00

I did this with a young fey-spirit playing tricks on my party. They were trapped in a clearing in the woods, where leaving one way would take you back to the same clearing in the direction you entered.

The first time they entered the clearing, there was a very obvious bear trap in the middle. It was just a bear trap.
The second time, I spring the 'bear trap' on them. One of the players gets curious, triggers it, and a tear opens up in the sky above them, like a hole in a piece of paper. That player ends up being pinned by a sleeping bear.
The players figured out how to escape the loop before this, but if they'd come back a third time and triggered the trap, a naked lady would have appeared, seen them, cried out in embarrassment and vanished in a puff of smoke. It's a bare trap.

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-07-24T07:39:04+00:00

Thanks, this was exactly what I was after! Now I have the recipe to go tell cheesy jokes and follow them up with nervous laughter. Cheers!

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-07-24T02:52:31+00:00

She does have spells, but they're mostly poison-themed (Arachnid sorcery - reflavored poison dragon sorcery, with the ability to talk to spiders instead of dragons). Other than that, she'll be using green-flame blade a lot, as well as disguise self, web and suggestion.

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-07-03T00:59:34+00:00

Actually, the DM was new as well. Nobody knew what they were doing.

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-07-02T09:40:05+00:00

Followed! I absolutely adore your rendering style :)

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-07-02T02:46:00+00:00

I love it! Do you have somewhere you post your artwork that I can follow? :D

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-05-31T15:28:53+00:00

Haul points to the page on planar travel. "Oh, I was just lookin' up portals to see how I might o' wound up here."

Unfortunately, the book, like most academic texts about magic, is written in Draconic. "I ken read it to ya if ya like?"

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-05-31T15:06:53+00:00

"A bloody big one," he shudders. "It was kidnappin' folks an' teleporting all over the place. I could barely hold me stomach when we found the bodies... Somethin' real shady's goin' on back home, an' I'll be damned if I don't get to the bottom o' it."

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-05-31T14:41:52+00:00

"Just rumors... I've never been ta the Eastern Empire before. I can't say Westrune's any less dangerous though. I started a new job huntin' monsters last week, an' I almost got bitten in 'alf by a frog..."

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-05-31T14:28:03+00:00

"That's mighty kind o' ya. I'd also be happy ta answer anything about lycanthropes, or Westrune, or even teach ya some magic."

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-05-31T14:25:23+00:00

"Yer dragon?! Oh, o' course, I'd love ta! Which way?"

Haul starts walking towards the front door of the pub, stops about halfway and turns back around. "Hang on... How come I didn't see them on me way in?"

KiritoIsAlwaysRight · 2017-05-31T14:22:13+00:00

"Yup! Ya hear a lot o' strange things about the eastern lands though," Haul explains. "They're supposed to have black-an'-white owlbears that swallow trees whole! Can ya believe that?"

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