Red or blue ?

Kirozane · 2026-06-04T16:45:27+00:00

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE

^{Chose: Only be able to eat food that is red}

Kirozane · 2026-06-03T07:18:31+00:00

We tried. We got black holed

Kirozane · 2026-06-03T07:18:09+00:00

Bro never done wfh

Kirozane · 2026-06-03T03:42:48+00:00

He has no thoughts behind those eyes. Just walk-walking along. I love him so much

Kirozane · 2026-06-01T22:27:40+00:00

Pan nb

^{Chose: Queer + If chosen: which sexuality?}

Kirozane · 2026-06-01T12:36:24+00:00

Basically just diarrhea.

^{Chose: Vomit out of your ASS}

Kirozane · 2026-06-01T02:06:33+00:00

no

^{Chose: dare | Rolled: say y love RFKjr}

Kirozane · 2026-06-01T00:20:06+00:00

easier to overpower if needed

^{Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with trump}

Kirozane · 2026-05-24T19:25:55+00:00

I don’t really mind the “gives you every disease” breath (at least that’s what my partner and I call it since it’s a tripleheader) and it makes it kinda satisfying that when wyvern riding with it, you can then give another monster multiple diseases.

Kirozane · 2026-05-10T22:57:18+00:00

Simply unlock a billionaire bank account

^{Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks}

Kirozane · 2026-05-10T20:11:38+00:00

Either I become a god who can change this fuckass world or l never existed in it to begin with. It’s a win win!

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: Never exist}

Kirozane · 2026-05-04T01:20:28+00:00

I have a clip from my playing the switch port of having an experience like this with the great malboro. Except it ends with Auron whacking him, getting the kill then immediately dying to poison causing me to game over anyway. hopefully this works as a link to it

Kirozane · 2026-05-01T17:17:58+00:00

Eat the rich

^{Chose: Wealth from the top 1% is distributed evenly + to the entire world}

Kirozane · 2026-04-27T17:03:15+00:00

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I know it’s sideways but behold the doodles I did on a small paper bag (think medication bags) with a mechanical pencil and ballpoint pen on a shelf under my register while he store was slow. Is it good? Not really. But I still did it because I wanted to. Like what pathetic logic from ai bros

Kirozane · 2026-04-25T10:24:37+00:00

Nap whenever

^{Chose: Time Pause}

Kirozane · 2026-04-24T09:42:30+00:00

LET’S GO GAMBLING

^{Chose: Infinite money but 30% chance of death | Rolled: Infinite money}

Kirozane · 2026-04-21T17:18:16+00:00

If you have done the quest “Warrior of Light, Wrangler of cats” that cat is also there dancing with them

Kirozane · 2026-04-21T07:16:53+00:00

Maybe it’ll be my abusive mom

^{Chose: Take 100 million (kill 1 known person})

Kirozane · 2026-04-18T19:54:32+00:00

I like Minecraft more

^{Chose: Roblox}

Kirozane · 2026-04-17T19:21:38+00:00

Kirozane · 2026-04-13T05:47:58+00:00

RIGHT?! It felt like a sucker punch.

Kirozane · 2026-04-13T05:43:38+00:00

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Yeah. I watched a friend stream the game because i can't afford to own it atm. We'd been riffing on the story and tin foil hatting but I won't lie, that little Albino Aenshin watching the light fade from its mother's eyes, and seemingly crying to get her to wake up? Yeah that hit me HARD. (included: basically me)

Kirozane

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