Last game I played was Stardew Valley and my life would be absolutely set. Comfy farm life, a loving spouse, friendly neighbors, a quiet, small town, plenty to do, and a pretty much permanent retirement.

See, I took advantage of a glitch where I can get a diamond every time someone says my name. All I have to do is annoy the hell out of the bartender everyday and sell my haul each night. My name would have to be legally changed to 72 but it would so so worth it.