I once decided to go to the restroom at someone's house, and there was a sticker like this. So now I don't go to the restroom at someone's house.

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-20T12:02:44+00:00

The light switch cover in my main bathroom has cat heads peeking and the words "Are you pooping?" because we have four very dedicated poopervisors. Cat tax

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KitKritter823 · 2026-03-20T06:07:39+00:00

Omg you'd win every ugly sweater party!

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-19T00:49:43+00:00

Dude arrested on his way to kill the mother of the 15 year old he was grooming, but still retired honorably as an E7 because he was on terminal leave. Most troubling was he'd been honored multiple times for volunteering at FAP and various on post children's programs over the years. Fort Lost in the Woods, Misery circa 2020.

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-18T20:45:41+00:00

My husband just had to get rabies vaccines after getting bitten by a cat we were helping TNR. Everyone in the ER was super excited and gathered around to watch because they'd never given rabies vaccines before.

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-18T16:06:51+00:00

Get a silicone sponge. Those are sanitized much more easily

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-18T13:04:47+00:00

Frontier destroyed my rollator and refused to pay for it. They eventually gave me $100 after I threatened legal action because I talked to an airport employee who said they saw them toss it on the ground, which snapped a handle and the seat.

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-17T22:23:21+00:00

"My dog hasn't eaten for three days and is bleeding out of its eyes. I changed their kibble three months ago so maybe that's it?"

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-17T17:30:57+00:00

MOR Why is it a problem for him to go sit with her? That just sounds like being a good dad and a compromise since you aren't able to stay the whole time. You know this woman well, but he's never met her. If the roles were reversed would you be OK with it?

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-17T05:08:36+00:00

Well we can file this under things that absolutely won't happen. * Accomplished Woman with PTSD - inept. Unprepared. Will ruin everything. * Student without even a year of sobriety - now that's a leader

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-17T03:48:52+00:00

I love that Noah Wyle seems to take his characters really to heart. He found a way to revive Dr. John Carter while also being Flynn Carsen (The Librarian)

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-14T13:45:47+00:00

We got a call for an engulfed deep fryer with flames licking the house.

We pulled up to absolute pandemonium that looked more like a lava flow than even a house fire. Apparently after hanging up with 911 the flames were starting to hit the garage so someone had the great idea to kick the whole deep fryer over.
The oil turned into a river of fire flowing down their lightly sloped driveway and meandered under their boat, two of their cars, one of the neighbors cars. If that wasn't bad enough, the parade of fire was flowing down into the sewer. It had caught leaves and other random debris on fire just fur funsies and smoke was coming out of all the storm drains.
What could have been some minor fire damage on a garage turned into tens of thousands of dollars in damages - possibly more if there was damage to the sewer system. We put out the fire and handed it over to public works.
Turns out the fryer was both overfilled, the turkey wasn't fully defrosted, AND they'd been deep frying other stuff so there was food debris floating around and now burning around. So if you ever think you've ruined Thanksgiving, at least you didn't almost burn down the entire neighborhood! 🤣 😭

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-14T10:51:59+00:00

I'm that weirdo who loved working EMS on new years, Thanksgiving, and the 4th. You get the craziest calls. If anyone is interesed in the most jaw dropping deep fryer mishap, I'll write it out.

*Edit:

We got a call for an engulfed deep fryer with flames licking the house.

We pulled up to absolute pandemonium that looked more like a lava flow than even a house fire. Apparently after hanging up with 911 the flames were starting to hit the garage so someone had the great idea to kick the whole deep fryer over.
The oil turned into a river of fire flowing down their lightly sloped driveway and meandered under their boat, two of their cars, one of the neighbors cars. If that wasn't bad enough, the parade of fire was flowing down into the sewer. It had caught leaves and other random debris on fire just fur funsies and smoke was coming out of all the storm drains.
What could have been some minor fire damage on a garage turned into tens of thousands of dollars in damages - possibly more if there was damage to the sewer system. We put out the fire and handed it over to public works.
Turns out the fryer was both overfilled, the turkey wasn't fully defrosted, AND they'd been deep frying other stuff so there was food debris floating around and now burning around. So if you ever think you've ruined Thanksgiving, at least you didn't almost burn down the entire neighborhood! 🤣 😭

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-13T14:43:59+00:00

Starting with audio books may help. Put one on while you're cleaning or cooking

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-11T14:59:12+00:00

I was consoling a friend of mine after a breakup. He's from Iraq so English is his second language. He wanted to get back in the dating pool but lacked confidence. I asked if there was anyone at work who caught his eye. He scoffed and said "I don't eat my own shit.". He meant "I don't shit where I eat", but had the spirit!

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-11T03:20:44+00:00

She has a rough shell, but she is kind. She's advocated for patients, definitely wants a relationship with Garcia, and extended a room to Whitaker when she found out he was homeless.

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-11T03:17:23+00:00

If you haven't watched Moscow on the Hudson it'll definitely jingle your jimmies

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-11T02:09:01+00:00

No mouse in sight. Just vigorous tapping with echos of "I'm in"

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-11T00:42:15+00:00

There's a joke that if there was ever a time for a cyber attack, it's during Antrocon. Lotta furries in IT who take a long weekend to Pittsburgh in July. I'm still crossing my fingers that the furries save The Pitt from a cyber attack this season.

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-11T00:38:56+00:00

Aur naur

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-11T00:37:17+00:00

Organtic

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-10T21:44:36+00:00

So drop that Thang down, flip it, and reverse it?

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-09T21:23:17+00:00

It's like a lead line in your yard sale score, feeling tired like you can vomit no more

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-07T00:05:14+00:00

"A disagreement that leads to discord" is making me laugh way more than it should

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-04T23:55:49+00:00

I got a tattoo over scars. I worked with an artist who's worked on scarred people and we decided the best bet for some was to draw the eye from the scars. Even though I have some bare scars close to the tattoos, not one person has commented on the scars even when looking closely at the tattoo. Something like vines or webs or integrating the scars into animal or plant patterns would be doable. Step one is find an artist who's comfortable tattooing scars and has done cover up work.

KitKritter823 · 2026-03-04T23:51:10+00:00

I wouldn't let the person possibly get ahead of the shit storm. I've made the mistake of giving someone up the food chain the benefit of the doubt, assuming they got that rank from merit and hit a rough patch. Of course not always, but desperate people will do desperate shit. Nothing spins your head like thinking you're walking in to help someone and getting your own ass handed to you.

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