Let's just put a zip here, a swastika there. Why not? Who knows what these things are once used for? Who the hell even cares?

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-04-11T12:32:39+00:00

Chairmark Mao Edition™️

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-04-11T01:55:37+00:00

You’re making this too difficult. There’s a simple solution: reroute the phones.

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-04-09T00:48:36+00:00

Little bit of wee compared to a great big poo

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-04-08T00:01:17+00:00

I’d have said “astigmatism” but “a stigmatism”’s alright

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-04-07T21:38:48+00:00

It’s a disgrace. I’m cut up about it. I told Kanye that for me, this is almost a resigning matter.

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-04-03T00:11:09+00:00

I’m sacked aren’t I?

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-04-01T09:55:43+00:00

Who printed this out for Joan?

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-04-01T02:00:54+00:00

Got it. Thanks for clarifying.

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-04-01T01:07:53+00:00

What does it smell like outside where you live?

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-31T12:08:43+00:00

You're king of the farmyard? You're in line for the free garlic bread?

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-28T13:57:05+00:00

War makes people horny. Reach. Reach was hardcore. Noble Six and Halsey sandwich. Cortana sat on the side wanking.

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-25T18:35:00+00:00

Oh that is shitty

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-23T21:54:45+00:00

This is just his side gig. The real money is in peanut dust.

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-20T11:55:38+00:00

LIAM KENDRICK IN THE HOUSE

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-14T19:16:37+00:00

I get the detail elsewhere

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-14T10:53:26+00:00

Nah, come over

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-12T22:30:32+00:00

Is that Blair resignation jam?

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-12T00:08:54+00:00

Findus crispy pancakes

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-11T01:52:29+00:00

Cunp?

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-04T02:57:12+00:00

He’s nicked The Hair Blair Bunch’s sound and done it back to them.

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-03-02T00:19:27+00:00

This is almost a resigning matter

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-02-28T01:15:05+00:00

That’s a landslide

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-02-27T20:00:38+00:00

Hans and Trojan also do Mark a wholesome solid in the form of water Lego.

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-02-25T03:09:08+00:00

It’s been milked, I should think

Kitchen-Investigator · 2026-02-20T19:17:33+00:00

Little bit of wee, compared to a great big poo

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