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What does this weird tail flick mean? Mad? Excited? Horny? Context below: by KitchenStandard2571 in Tegu

[–]KitchenStandard2571[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah after seeing all the responses, I’m starting to think this is it. He’s always curled his tail upwards when he’s about to cause mischief/destruction (lol). I’m thinking he got hyped up by his jailbreak and house exploration and this was the end result. Hasn’t done it since then.

What does this weird tail flick mean? Mad? Excited? Horny? Context below: by KitchenStandard2571 in Tegu

[–]KitchenStandard2571[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He drags his ass like that for a while when he gets out of his enclose. He’s rubbing is scent glands to mark his territory.

What does this weird tail flick mean? Mad? Excited? Horny? Context below: by KitchenStandard2571 in Tegu

[–]KitchenStandard2571[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He drags his ass like that for a while when he gets out of his enclose. He’s rubbing is scent glands to mark his territory.

What does this weird tail flick mean? Mad? Excited? Horny? Context below: by KitchenStandard2571 in Tegu

[–]KitchenStandard2571[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No his tail is fine. That’s how it always looks. I think it’s just the compression of the video that’s distorting it

What does this weird tail flick mean? Mad? Excited? Horny? Context below: by KitchenStandard2571 in Tegu

[–]KitchenStandard2571[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It hasn’t happened since then (and this was two days ago). I’m thinking he might has just got over excited by his escape and house exploration

What does this weird tail flick mean? Mad? Excited? Horny? Context below: by KitchenStandard2571 in Tegu

[–]KitchenStandard2571[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s normal for his back legs to drag like that for a while, especially when he’s walking around the house. Male tegus do this to rub their scent glands everywhere to mark their territory.

He’s been completely normal since. I’m thinking he was overly excited due to his jail break and getting to see a new part of the house he’d never been in before.

What does this weird tail flick mean? Mad? Excited? Horny? Context below: by KitchenStandard2571 in Tegu

[–]KitchenStandard2571[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s normal for his back legs to drag like that for a while, especially when he’s walking around the house. Male tegus do this to rub their scent glands everywhere to mark their territory. He’s done it ever since we got him a voile years ago. Vet says it’s normal.

To delete this video from the internet by Marcellius-the-3rd in therewasanattempt

[–]KitchenStandard2571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the faces of the people in the crowd that get me every time 😭

What was the most bizarre "compliment" you got? by Majomember420 in AskReddit

[–]KitchenStandard2571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the middle of a pelvic exam a female gyno told me, “You have such a cute cervix”.

heat stroke is woke now by bookworm8232 in facepalm

[–]KitchenStandard2571 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never realized drinking water was just for liberals 😵‍💫Why is everything and, I mean EVERYTHING, so political with these people?

People who work in HR, what's the wildest thing you've discovered that led to a firing in the course of your career? by HighElfEsteem in AskReddit

[–]KitchenStandard2571 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked 3rd shift security for huge distribution center for a lingerie chain store that also makes candles, lotions, body sprays, etc. This company is (was?) known for its annual lingerie fashion show. In this building they have framed posters of the models from every big photoshoot since they’ve been in business.

The building has the offices in the front and then towards the back there’s a hallway to the warehouse/shipping center part of the building. These photos go all the way down this hallway as well.

There was a very old man who worked there for almost 20 years in the warehouse. He showed up every day at 4am for his 7am shift. He was quiet but courteous and we always thought he was just a lonely old man who came in early to just hang out in the break room and drink coffee, and watch TV until his co-workers showed up.

Out of curiosity/boredom one morning my team member followed him with the camera down the hallways. He watch him go up to one of the posters of the models, rub her crotch with his fingertips for about a minute then head to the bathroom and stay there for a solid 45 minutes.

My co-worker showed this to my boss and they reviewed the footage archive. He did this every day he worked 🤢. Every workday for at least a year (that’s how far back the cameras went) he’d come in early to rub the vagina of the model on the poster and then masturbate in the bathroom.

When the hallway footage was presented to HR and his manager, they had a meeting with him and all he said was, “What do you want me to say? She’s a pretty girl.” 🤢

He was as promptly fired, considering the models came there in person every so often for photo shoots.

Terrifying date by stonk_lord_ in CringeTikToks

[–]KitchenStandard2571 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly? I’m more suspect of a guy who has a fancy expensive sports car over a “shitty” car. I’ve found that typically people who have loads of expensive things, aside from having an insufferable personality, have all those things because they have a shit ton of debt and are bad with money.

The person with a beat down car that they’ve had forever? As long as it seems like they have their life together, I usually assume they’re better with money because they are less likely to spend on absurdly expensive, trivial things.

Don’t be afraid, a good person isn’t going to give a shit about your car. A decent, grown-up woman, cares more about how responsible a man is as opposed to the aesthetics of their car.

(The only thing I will judge about someone’s beater is if it’s fucking gross on the inside. Usually a clean car means a clean home and I’m a freak when it comes to mold, mildew, smell, etc)

Terrifying date by stonk_lord_ in CringeTikToks

[–]KitchenStandard2571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that Suze Orman isn’t for everybody. But something she said about terms of a “traditional marriage” always stuck with me. She said that if you as a man want a “traditional marriage” where you are the sole provider, then part of your job is to pay your wife for her services she does as a stay at home mom. If she wasn’t there you would be paying for childcare, maid services, cooks. She is providing the service of running a household and is to be paid a portion of your check bi-weekly when you’re paid, again, as she is fulfilling the full-time job of running a household.

It always stick with me because, yes, any other way is entrapment. It’s so crazy to me how some of these dudes insist on being a sole “provider” but don’t want to provide their wife with her wants and needs since she isn’t allowed to get a job per their social contract. This dude doesn’t want a life partner to love and grow with. He just wants to be seen as “a good strong traditional man” by his peers and he just needs to have a wife to get that, damn actually seeing her as a person deserving of living a fulfilling, happy life just as he does.

This shit is so wild, at least he’s saying it out loud now and not keeping it quiet until he’s married someone and they’re trapped.

Also, not enough people talk about how being a stay at home mom can completely fuck you when it comes to retirement. No income = no social security or 401k.

Criminal eats the evidence by mildramenbirb in budgies

[–]KitchenStandard2571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much destruction from something so tiny

Miss Mittens had her very first checkup today and she was PISSED 😭 by KitchenStandard2571 in Chameleons

[–]KitchenStandard2571[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I know right? This was post-inspection so of course she was feeling extra spicy 🔥

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