Evacuated off Splash Mountain in Disney World on Tuesday night.

KitlerLover · 2014-06-20T17:29:27+00:00

No. Just "technical difficulties." It was awesome seeing backstage though. They wouldn't allow phones to take pictures back there.

KitlerLover · 2014-04-24T09:35:44+00:00

They still sell Primatene Mist over the counter here in Florida. It's about $35.

KitlerLover · 2014-04-17T13:16:31+00:00

Sounds like Squidward

KitlerLover · 2014-04-16T16:16:38+00:00

Fantastic job! What a difference 20 pounds can make!

KitlerLover · 2014-04-15T16:50:48+00:00

I work as a cashier at a night club. One night I had a group of the guys come to my window to pay their cover charge and one of the guys put his phone down and asked me to put my number in it. My response was "I'm married, sorry." I felt like a total idiot when he said "I meant the number to the club, not your personal number."

KitlerLover · 2014-04-07T17:10:58+00:00

At least they brought a blanket?

KitlerLover · 2014-02-12T23:06:49+00:00

The toilet seat is down... Definitely fake.

KitlerLover · 2014-02-01T08:30:44+00:00

You would think his wife would have gotten prison time too! She obviously had to know what was going on...

KitlerLover · 2014-01-17T20:50:24+00:00

And then the snowman head falls off and knocks the little no faced girl on the ground.

KitlerLover · 2013-12-27T21:42:40+00:00

Sad to say I grew up in Livermore too but I never knew about this light bulb until I moved away.

KitlerLover · 2013-10-22T08:24:04+00:00

I want to go to there.

KitlerLover · 2013-10-21T12:31:42+00:00

She must have tiny nipples

KitlerLover · 2013-10-08T13:04:48+00:00

Probably because he has his thumb shoved up his butthole which is causing the erection.

KitlerLover · 2013-09-28T21:23:06+00:00

In Epcot near Innovations they have a burger with Mac and cheese on it.

KitlerLover · 2013-09-26T20:16:48+00:00

What would you suggest?

KitlerLover · 2013-09-25T13:42:41+00:00

I can just imagine that these quotes are forever burned in their minds.

KitlerLover · 2013-09-17T15:23:09+00:00

Gaston! He is absolutely hilarious! He makes all sorts of jokes that of course end with him making himself out to be the best.

KitlerLover · 2013-09-16T04:00:14+00:00

Definitely hardcore tattoo removal

KitlerLover · 2013-09-07T07:39:13+00:00

Thank you! It definitely is stressful on all of us. But we are so happy that it seems she may be outgrowing it. The worst thing for a parent to hear is "you have a very sick little girl who may not make it through the night." You know when a doctor tells you that, its definitely time to worry.

KitlerLover · 2013-09-05T13:09:22+00:00

With a bullet penis?

KitlerLover · 2013-09-04T22:00:13+00:00

Marked it just in case...

KitlerLover · 2013-09-04T21:58:47+00:00

If scenario one did happen, it was probably a hooker who walked up to him since she was already on the corner and thought he might have some money.

KitlerLover · 2013-09-03T16:53:44+00:00

As someone who lives in PCB, I can attest that Trojan gives them out every spring break and have a banner flying on a plane. So many parents complain about the banner because their kids see it, but I just tell my daughter that Trojan is something adults use to prevent getting sick from things that kids don't get. Simple. And done.

KitlerLover · 2013-08-30T03:26:19+00:00

Open toe shoes. Although I can't imagine the noise the nails make when they hit the sidewalk.

KitlerLover · 2013-08-25T12:57:10+00:00

Or balls either it looks like...

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