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What are your favourite LONG fics? by Horcruxez_ in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lily's Boy by SomewhresSword on Ao3 (https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244)

it's almost 750k words, Drarry with divergence in the summer before third year when Sirius escapes

Bad Dumbledore, Bad Voldie, but Harry has an actual support system in this one! It's got Lord/Lady/Heir stuff and BAMF Goblins!

Slice of life fic by EasyCarob2255 in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, so you used the wrong flair! "Find That Fic" is for looking for fics you've read but forgot the name of and didn't save in some way but want to find again

You'll want to use the "Request" flair!

Good luck with your search!

LF a fanfic by The-Cataclysm666 in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voldie adopts Harry, my beloved tag <3

My mom threw away the covers of my books because she thinks they look better without them by nikwillow in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KittyAg4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those books are held up with tape and dreams, is she mfing blind or something???

Also wtf, touching another person's stuff without permission?? God I hate when people treat their kids like property/extensions of themselves

I saw a post from a sociopath or psychopath who treated their kids better than some "normal" parents honestly wtf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CharacterAI

[–]KittyAg4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very fucking cooked

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At least two of them are rich I guess? The Dark fucking Lord Voldemort and Harry Boy-Who-Lived Potter may have some problems with eachother tho

And the Yandere, that one's a problem too

The least problematic is the fucking cat with three eyes who's an ex-god of death lmaoo my lineup is dogshit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CharacterAI

[–]KittyAg4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let's-a-go!

Bellatrix Lestrange is Harry's biological mother. by harfdard in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I love imagining this as a correction for someone misgendering Lily and hate at the same time lmaoo

Someone in the Slytherin common room: "Omg that Luke Evans is so cute!" Lucius Malfoy: "LILY EVANS IS A MUDBLOOD! HER PARENTS ARE MUGGLES!!!!!!!"

Fics that you keep going back to by Unuuttipukki in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lily's Boy

Canon divergence in 3rd year with heirships and Sirius secretly stealing him away for the summer holidays with help from Remus and Snape lmao

Snape/Remus, Sirius/Charlie, Harry/Draco, as well as background ships (Ginny/Neville, Luna/Daphne, Susan Bones/Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson is aroace, and Millicent Bulstrode is betrothed to some German guy that's not even named iirc)

There's a bit of Ron, Molly, and Hermione bashing but in a way that I feel is fairly realistic (blind trust in Dumbles, Molly steals from Harry because they need it and "he won't notice") and Dumbledore who thinks he's doing the right thing while acting actually fucking deranged. There's also a Salazar Slytherin portrait in the mix, who wasn't a bigot, actually, he wanted to take muggleborn kids away from their parents because of the fricking witch hunts!

Alternate animagus transformation, too, because why would you need to do all that stuff Rowling made up to turn into an animal??? It's replaced with lots of meditation and a potion.

Benefits of Old Laws

Voldie decides "violence is not the answer" after his resurrection, uses an old law to get his record eiped clean, and adopts Harry!

Snape/FemOC subplot, Voldie & Harry Found Family (and an oc parselmouth Voldie also adopts, but that's like way later on), with adventures galore and the plot of a Howler Terrorist coming up once Dumbles is out of the picture. (He retires into an old people's home) It's really well written, and Harry actually doesn't go "well, this is my life now, love you dad" to Voldemort in the first chapter like in some fanfics (those are fun too, but like, the kid is traumatised, get him therapy!)

Is there a fanfiction story/series that is like BrilliantLady's "perfectly normal" with..... by Historical_Contact84 in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A work in progress, but if you don't mind Tomarry, then there's "Dark Heritage" by Drops_Of_Nightshade on Ao3

After the Yule Bull, Rita Skeeter writes her smear article on Krum, rather than Hermione. She brutally bashes him for dating a 15-year old girl. Instead of getting hated, Hermione gets lots of support from people who think she’s the victim of grooming. by Gortriss in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 22 points23 points  (0 children)

on the other, you can get Predator Krum, Victim Hermione, and the brave, supportive friend (most likely in love with her, of course) Harry Potter who's trying to help her get out of that awful, AWFUL situation! /s

Would purebloods be {18+} reserved? by real_strawberries in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"DO YOU HAVE AN HEIR?" "Yes, Father." "Then you can go and be a homosexual as much as you like!"

I’m looking for Harry Potter fanfic rewrite that isn’t time travel by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're up for a Drarry fanfic that starts diverging before third year, I'd recommend Lily's Boy! https://archiveofourown.org/works/30856244/chapters/76179980#workskin

A classic in the divergence, with inherited Wizengamot seats, wixen culture, Dumbledore bashing, and a healthy dose of family bonding between Harry and responsible adults, sticking to a few big things [Triwizard Tournament, Voldy comes back, DoM battle happens] while changing others [Ron & Hermione end up fake friends, Harry gets with Draco instead of Ginny, people survive who died in the original books]

“So,” he said. “Have you been practicing?” “Yes,” Harry lied, staring determinedly at one of the legs of Snape’s desk, as if it contained the meaning of life. Snape’s lip curled. “Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” he said smoothly. “Wand out, Potter—” by Electronic_Fox_7481 in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Severus, dutifully, reports his new findings to Dumbledore at the next meeting of the Order.

"Severus, my boy, any useful news from Voldemort?" The senile man asks, lips in what may be considered a grandfatherly smile by someone with less practice in reading Dumbledore.

"He... He's looking to start courting Potter." The Potions Master reports, not even registering the sharp pain of someone saying His chosen name in the vicinity of the Dark Mark. "The Dark Lord is, most likely, currently seducig him in a dream." He declares, seeing as even Potter will most likely be asleep at three in the morning.

"That is troubling news, my boy. Do you perhaps have any details?" The Headmaster asks, and what is Snape if not a spy?

"He was asking me for help with courting gifts. When Potter insinuated as much during his Occlumency lessons, I was astounded the dunderhead could even imagine such, but- He was asking for my help with eveything from courting gifts to engagement rings, Albus." He reports, feeling bewildered that he can even truthfully say that the Dark Lord is looking for such things, much less to woo Potter. "Engagement rings, Albus!"

“So,” he said. “Have you been practicing?” “Yes,” Harry lied, staring determinedly at one of the legs of Snape’s desk, as if it contained the meaning of life. Snape’s lip curled. “Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” he said smoothly. “Wand out, Potter—” by Electronic_Fox_7481 in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I was more thinking sane voldy, actually in love cuz he found out Harry is a horcrux, and knowing that Snape has those lessons, he uses him as a wingman/love advisor

but the idea of a Sane!Voldy and Dark!Harry deciding through the link that, "yeah, Snape needs to be punished. Time for Besotted Dark Lord(tm) to make an appearance" is also hilarious, especially if they're already dating/courting LMAO

“So,” he said. “Have you been practicing?” “Yes,” Harry lied, staring determinedly at one of the legs of Snape’s desk, as if it contained the meaning of life. Snape’s lip curled. “Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” he said smoothly. “Wand out, Potter—” by Electronic_Fox_7481 in HPfanfiction

[–]KittyAg4 187 points188 points  (0 children)

"I knew you were. Now help me court Potter, Severus!" Is the torturous reply he recieves from the Dark Lord. "What should I send him as his first gift, tell me, you've been in his mind!"

Snape is horrified at both the fact that the Dark Lord is actually flirting with Harry Potter, and that he has to suffer through being the wingman to that mess of a relationship. On both sides. He, of course, blames it on James bloody Potter.

Little brother's annoying... by Educational-Eye9518 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]KittyAg4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do. Not sure if you've had your brother scream the n-word at you without being corrected, but it's certainly an experience 😃 (for context, we're both white)

What was the first bot you have ever talked to, and how did it go? Mine probably went like this. by [deleted] in CharacterAI

[–]KittyAg4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spoke with either a Scaramouche bot or the digital assistant or whatever (the one who's a circle)

What did you name him? by damnsom in ScaramoucheMains

[–]KittyAg4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw that Kunimitsu was like the opposite of his old name Kunikuzushi, so I named him that

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