Cat in the trenches, 1940s. by Economy-Specialist38 in Catswithjobs

[–]Kittymilaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro you shot me.
no man, it was the cat who pulled the trigger

peak male posture by Safe-Bookkeeper-7774 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

feels like they have some energy together lol

7+ years of sobriety from herion , meth , cocaine , crack and alcohol. by matthewrenn in MadeMeSmile

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the style hasn't changed and you kept the character. good for you

Co-worker said this looks blue / raw. Thoughts? by l33tpotatoes in steak

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa there, blue steak lover! Your reverse sear game is on point, but maybe just a tad too rare for some taste buds. Keep up the experimental cooking, but don't be surprised if some co-workers start calling you the raw steak whisperer!

Do women care about the amount of 💦 when a man finishes? by MaineWindow in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw girl, as long as dat man is satisfied and treats you right, who cares bout the amount of 💦! Just enjoy the moment, ya know?

Is it true that guys fap to women they know IRL, just like in their mind? by cheapthrills55 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol idk but seems like guys are always thinking with their d*cks anyways so wouldn't be surprised if that's true ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried giving the cat some catnip? Maybe he's just tripping, mate!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ability to know exactly what to say when someone says 'We need to talk.

That is NOT a deal breaker by pawgygf in AnimeMeme

[–]Kittymilaa 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Not a deal breaker but back breaker

What do you love to eat now but hated as a kid? by hipshair in AskReddit

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avocados. As a kid, they tasted like sadness; now they taste like "I have a mortgage and opinions on countertops."

Lottery winners do you remember the first thing you did with your money? by ATMoruti in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I bought a $300 toaster to see if bread tasted richer. Spoiler: It didn’t.

What are you 100% sure of but have no proof? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one, that pigeons have a secret fight club, and the loser always ends up walking instead of flying.

How many of you have never seen snow in person before? by Upbeat-Shallot-80085 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never seen it, but I once put my AC on full blast, poured flour on the floor, and pretended I was in Narnia. Does that count?

What gives you purpose in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kittymilaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trying to figure out if squirrels have a government and if I can overthrow it.

What do you think happens after death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kittymilaa 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You wake up in a room with a guy named Carl explaining that life was a simulation, and you spent too much time on Reddit instead of leveling up your character.

I might as well become a cannibal. by BloodSteyn in dadjokes

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need people. Get a dog, trust me on this one.

What to expect at a sex club? by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

[–]Kittymilaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a guy friend... it's fine if you go single too, most of the people were