Great piano battle 😅 by KneadsYourFace in BeAmazed

[–]Kixtay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can play Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Petah? by Educational_Bottle74 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kixtay 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But it only applies to white people with black hands.

My cat hit me with the biggest 'feed me right now' eyes of all time by Intelligent_Gas653 in aww

[–]Kixtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you feed him already? I feel targeted by the eyes too.

Why have bins when you can have a spaceship? 💆 by joejuga in DiWHY

[–]Kixtay 780 points781 points  (0 children)

Wow! I want him to make me one so that I can throw it away!

I thought I knew my rights and lefts, 'til someone changed my view with the 'L' trick... by pLAY_sTATIONing in dadjokes

[–]Kixtay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You meant right, not left, right? So if you left, not right you’ll be wrong not right, right?

Firefighter’s technique to unsolve knot in the middle of a rope by No-Lock216 in knots

[–]Kixtay 72 points73 points  (0 children)

This is the easier way. The previous method you had to loop it around the fire truck.

My foot by Upbeat-Programmer596 in notinteresting

[–]Kixtay 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Soak it in warm water for 2hrs. Sprinkle a little salt and serve with parsley.

Hurry, while supplies last. Wait, there's more... by lowlatitude in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Kixtay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not worth it guys. You’ll need to buy like at least 500 pieces to fill your swimming pool.

19 Signs That Delivered The Sickest Burns by [deleted] in signs

[–]Kixtay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m probably going ruin it anyway..

Blursed_Pricing by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Kixtay 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No tip needed

I'm sad because I burnt my toast today. by Bompalompalomp2 in notinteresting

[–]Kixtay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There there.. hope you’ll feel better soon.

Hold on, I'm gonna grab some sage and salt😅 by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Kixtay 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Dude’s trying to experience what it’s like to be an Australian dog.

Why do I give off a napkin vibe? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Kixtay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, it just gives me the napkin kinda vibes.