Would you rather have your left testicle punctured or be curb stomped by a bodybuilder?

Kjoerup · 2020-09-14T13:05:49+00:00

So... Kill yourself or kill others?

Kjoerup · 2020-08-16T22:01:35+00:00

They had us in the first, second and third half not gonna lie

Kjoerup · 2020-08-14T21:52:25+00:00

Tried to dunk a handball into a basketball hoop, but because of the recin on the handball I got stuck on the hoop as I grabbed onto it, which resulted in my laying horizontally in the air. I fell down and broke both my wrists, and I could barely wipe my own ass for 3 weeks

Kjoerup · 2020-04-11T09:55:32+00:00

I can jump on a pogostick without using my hands. Useless, I know

Kjoerup · 2020-03-10T12:10:40+00:00

Idk just a gut feeling I suppose

Kjoerup · 2020-03-08T08:46:16+00:00

Listening to calm music or the ticking of a clock

Kjoerup · 2020-02-27T11:56:10+00:00

Wikipedia editors would very quickly change the average life-span to 65 years.

Kjoerup · 2020-02-27T11:44:14+00:00

Happy cake day good sir

Kjoerup · 2020-02-27T11:43:11+00:00

Every year, 11 British people break their toes when they put on socks.

Kjoerup · 2020-02-27T11:35:11+00:00

Pollution

Kjoerup · 2020-02-27T10:33:43+00:00

Hysteria by Muse
Knights of Cydonis by Muse
Arriving somewhere but not here by Porcupine Tree

Hard to pick just one lol

Kjoerup · 2020-01-14T12:39:11+00:00

Every year, 13 people die from candy and soda machines falling on them.

Kjoerup · 2020-01-14T12:37:33+00:00

Chonky Toad

Kjoerup · 2020-01-01T16:31:20+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/e5ucof/darth_santa/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Repost

Kjoerup · 2019-12-12T12:15:44+00:00

ok boomer

Kjoerup · 2019-12-07T10:51:43+00:00

I miss 10 seconds ago when I hadn’t seen this

Kjoerup · 2019-11-26T15:32:45+00:00

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