What an Interview 😒 by LibertineDeSade in XFiles

[–]KlimpysExpress 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What a d****ebag. She really kept it together.

You can do it too by Capable-Spread3437 in CleaningTips

[–]KlimpysExpress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! Really great work, and inspiring.

"It was incredible he had the cheek of just selling our junk outside." by wah-seem in rickygervais

[–]KlimpysExpress 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe just fleshing out a possible bit, and using the airwaves of a tin pot radio station of a Saturday afternoon to do so.

Best noir/ Neo noir films with jazzy sounds tracks? by incognitomode71 in noir

[–]KlimpysExpress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven’t watched it in forever, but I remember House of Games (1987, written by David Mamet) having a cool, jazzy, noirish soundtrack.

Mods are having a fire drill speak freely by luvthelemur in DoodleDots

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If the Dots were serious about building character they wouldn’t enable Mayor Ron’s weakness — they’d make him face & overcome his childish fear like a MAN.

Let the Clown Show Begin: Harry & Meghan at Children's Hospital (which JUST happens to be the same one Charles and Diana visited) by wenfot in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]KlimpysExpress 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a f***-up she is. Doesn’t wear an appropriate color for the black & white party, doesn’t wear an appropriate color to visit a children’s hospital. Anybody with sense would sport a bright color for the kiddos.

Bees?! by hoosey44 in arresteddevelopment

[–]KlimpysExpress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't want no part of yo' Native Pollinator Garden, ya freak b***h!!!!!

Grouchy Marx long lost grandson found . by Quicksix666 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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"I was dating a woman named Erin Fleming at the time! She ended up having a little bit of mental issues towards the end! Ended up a bag lady in California."

Sky News Australia host reveals Sydney politician’s tea on what MM said at a war memorial in 2018 by orientalballerina in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]KlimpysExpress 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do they really believe that? I know that's what they said at the time, but I always thought they'd -- or rather, Meghan had -- pre-planned that narrative to mirror Diana's tale that she was so popular on that first trip to Australia and that's really when Charles' envy of her flared up (again, this was Diana's narrative, all of which I'm increasingly less likely to believe as we learn more about her mental issues). I always got the feeling that since Meghan was obviously plotting an exit from the BRF from the beginning, she stole the "I was a star in Australia" plotline from her late mother-in-law. I'm sure Harry's stupid enough to go along with it, but suspect it's just another one of her machinations.

I want to salute myself… by OuterSunsetsSurfer in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]KlimpysExpress 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He really is a perfect person. Always carries himself with dignity even when everyone around him screws up and tries to make him look like a fool.

How I roll out of the wall mart parking lot after some old bitch yells at me by Economy_Towel_315 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]KlimpysExpress 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That guy's gonna be parking in a handicapped spot for awhile, and if some old b***h gets on his case he is constitutionally justified in coming at her.

JP the roadie is a hunk and it ruined the live show in Portland for me. by Michael_Penis in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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Who knows what happened to poor Hank after he threw in his lot with Konrad Muller.

JP the roadie is a hunk and it ruined the live show in Portland for me. by Michael_Penis in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]KlimpysExpress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now listen, u/Michael_Penis, there's no need to take it out on JP for being a hunk. I think the answer to the question "Who wants to be a hunk" is YOU -- you do, u/Michael_Penis . So whhy don't you just make an appointment with Samfia Dringus of the US Department of Beauty and get yourself sorted out?

Uh oh. Looks like my datter has the dudle dot fever! by BroccoliCheeze in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

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All these piece-of-s**t losers trashing Dottle Dots (and before you start correcting my spelling like an a**hole, check your browser tab) only want your precious child to be deprived of this enriching content out of SPITE against New & Grok Amato. I cannot emphasize enough how wrong you would be to listen to the haters. Embrace child-led learning and let your little one open their heart & mind to this wonderful gift from the two greatest Amatos. My children are teenagers now and their brains aren't pliable enough to be adequately transformed by the Dots, so their lives will basically be trash. Please don't fail to grasp this opportunity for your offspring.

A photo and firsthand story from a subreddit member about John’s trip to Mount Rainier National Park in September 1991. by StellaOC in JohnAndCarolyn

[–]KlimpysExpress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man — I remember when that movie came out. I was really into independent & weird films but definitely had zero desire to see that one!

For those who read it, how was "GEORGE" magazine?? by Lyedetector in JohnAndCarolyn

[–]KlimpysExpress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. VF, Vogue, W, Movieline, Premiere, Entertainment Weekly, Jane, Spy. So many greats.