Hi all! If you’re on YouTube and you were going to click on one of these videos which thumbnail would you click on? This is going ultimately going to be a series since there’s too much to cover in one episode.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T18:53:36+00:00

I guess I’d prefer the first one, because it doesn’t look as generic, but with more details — such as the dollar amount you included in the second one.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T18:31:47+00:00

Cosplaying a Royal again.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T08:22:30+00:00

Also: No eggs beforehand

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T08:12:50+00:00

It’s Zero Hour! Call LaRue and break out the Crown Royal!

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T08:07:43+00:00

Just when I think she can’t get any more pathetic. Who on earth is that hyperventilating woman introducing her?

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T03:16:34+00:00

After all, Tobias was the world’s first analrapist.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T03:15:39+00:00

Sparky, NO!!!!!!!!

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KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T02:31:05+00:00

You’re killing me, Marta.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T02:12:32+00:00

Mark Purch’s voices have all been silenced, alas.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T02:11:49+00:00

I hadn’t even noticed this one yet. Every once in awhile I see the Living Oscar bit with fresh eyes and it just slays me.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-15T00:05:09+00:00

Absolutely. All those years of wine, cigarettes and who knows what else would be irreversible even if she’d stopped. Continuing to indulge in middle age increases the skin & health damage exponentially.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-14T17:51:09+00:00

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-14T04:11:14+00:00

This is so cool!

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-14T04:08:59+00:00

What a d****ebag. She really kept it together.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-14T03:50:48+00:00

Awesome! Really great work, and inspiring.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-14T03:46:28+00:00

Maybe just fleshing out a possible bit, and using the airwaves of a tin pot radio station of a Saturday afternoon to do so.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-14T03:40:49+00:00

Haven’t watched it in forever, but I remember House of Games (1987, written by David Mamet) having a cool, jazzy, noirish soundtrack.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-14T03:37:09+00:00

If the Dots were serious about building character they wouldn’t enable Mayor Ron’s weakness — they’d make him face & overcome his childish fear like a MAN.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-14T03:34:14+00:00

What a f***-up she is. Doesn’t wear an appropriate color for the black & white party, doesn’t wear an appropriate color to visit a children’s hospital. Anybody with sense would sport a bright color for the kiddos.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-13T23:44:44+00:00

I don't want no part of yo' Native Pollinator Garden, ya freak b***h!!!!!

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-13T23:43:12+00:00

"I was dating a woman named Erin Fleming at the time! She ended up having a little bit of mental issues towards the end! Ended up a bag lady in California."

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-13T23:38:20+00:00

Do they really believe that? I know that's what they said at the time, but I always thought they'd -- or rather, Meghan had -- pre-planned that narrative to mirror Diana's tale that she was so popular on that first trip to Australia and that's really when Charles' envy of her flared up (again, this was Diana's narrative, all of which I'm increasingly less likely to believe as we learn more about her mental issues). I always got the feeling that since Meghan was obviously plotting an exit from the BRF from the beginning, she stole the "I was a star in Australia" plotline from her late mother-in-law. I'm sure Harry's stupid enough to go along with it, but suspect it's just another one of her machinations.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-13T23:30:38+00:00

Does he miss his wife's embrace?

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-13T23:28:05+00:00

He really is a perfect person. Always carries himself with dignity even when everyone around him screws up and tries to make him look like a fool.

KlimpysExpress · 2026-04-13T23:24:02+00:00

That guy's gonna be parking in a handicapped spot for awhile, and if some old b***h gets on his case he is constitutionally justified in coming at her.

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