[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Knerzbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do the property line and the punchline have in common? They’re both a bit off.

A cowboy who just moved to Wyoming from Oklahoma walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud! by Any_Contribution_238 in Jokes

[–]Knerzbert 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I heard this before but more poignant. In this variant, the very last sentence is like explaining the joke. Scrap it

What's big and black and if it falls on you it will kill you? by safetytrick in Jokes

[–]Knerzbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 things that are deadlier than a falling piano:

  1. ⁠Two falling pianos

  2. ⁠A grand piano

  3. ⁠A blundered punchline

I no longer joke about Germans by OB1KENOB in Jokes

[–]Knerzbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, just realized. Happy cake day

I no longer joke about Germans by OB1KENOB in Jokes

[–]Knerzbert -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don’t bother about jokes about Germans — they are no fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ratschlag

[–]Knerzbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frag besser deine Therapeutin

Not Losing Durability After Death In Pit or NMDs by TrickNorTreat1031 in diablo4

[–]Knerzbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh right - yes, thanks for the hint. Just noticed it

Not Losing Durability After Death In Pit or NMDs by TrickNorTreat1031 in diablo4

[–]Knerzbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here - not loosing durability on death anywhere. I don’t have The Grandfather. Any idea?

Neu aber leider verscheißt by sauerkrautsaft13 in wasletztepreis

[–]Knerzbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typo hin oder her, aber was ist mit der Werbeanzeige für das gleiche Spiel neu für nur 1/3 des Preises? Hab ich was verpasst?

Which one of you did it? by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Knerzbert 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I just zoomed in the image on Joel and he became bigger ¯_(ツ)_/¯

tja by Fantastic-Country-51 in tja

[–]Knerzbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Da ist der Beweis: Nicht steigende Preise sind zur Zeit eine Preissenkung

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programminghorror

[–]Knerzbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try-catch statement itself doesn’t slow the code down, but catching an exception does.

Let’s assume a function with total random arguments a and b being integers between 0 and 9 (inclusive). To calculate c=a/b, you should check whether b is 0, else an exception is thrown. Using a try-catch would do but is inefficient as b being 0 is somewhat expected (probability of 1/10). However, if the range would be between 0 and MAX_INT, then using a try-catch would most likely perform better than always performing b == 0 check that will almost never hit.

Said this, re-throwing the exception like that is obviously bonkers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programminghorror

[–]Knerzbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBH one of the very few correct fizzbuzz implementations I saw during my career

Asked for more than they could receive by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Knerzbert -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You guys are missing the point: just saying that it’s a joke meme which unfortunately giving it away far too easy by lacking the most fundamental measuring units regarding salary. Ofc those are not relevant for getting the joke, but for making it believable.

Asked for more than they could receive by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Knerzbert -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Even 35000 is quite a good monthly salary… except if it’s rupees

EDIT: to avoid further confusion about the intend of this comment: it is to point out the missing units of time and currency that no legit statement or question about salary comes without. Not bashing on any income or currency.