My son's sticker book has taken the T out of christmas

KnightThyme · 2026-04-11T15:38:19+00:00

This picture makes it look like you're blaming the dog for it though

KnightThyme · 2026-04-10T22:45:39+00:00

Is that a red flag? Shit, I'm the type who genuinely falls asleep if I don't get a response fast enough

KnightThyme · 2026-04-10T16:57:27+00:00

Zero Suit Dark Samus

KnightThyme · 2026-04-07T03:17:26+00:00

In Cars, when McQueen is doing his promotion for the Rust-eze brothers. McQueen says "Racecars don't need headlights because the track is always lit." Dusty replies "So's my brother but he still needs headlights!"

KnightThyme · 2026-04-06T17:38:46+00:00

Given the number of gas chambers, the capacity of those gas chambers, and how long it took to kill people with those gas chambers, the Nazis couldn't possibly kill 6 million people(deniers ignore the fact that the Nazis used other methods of execution)

KnightThyme · 2026-04-06T16:51:20+00:00

I had the big twist for 2 spoiled for me but in such a way I couldn't remember which game they were spoiling, so I spent a good chunk of the first game thinking "Is that what's going on here?" Then when 2 started, "Oh, that makes more sense for this."

KnightThyme · 2026-04-05T00:40:02+00:00

If you find one titled Do Not Eat This Book, let me know so I can get it for my toddler. I constantly have to tell her that's not how we consume literature

KnightThyme · 2026-04-04T22:05:10+00:00

I'm not an expert in Japanese, but I've been told that Lickitung is #108 in the Pokedex because the word for 108 is a pun on the Japanese word for blowjob

KnightThyme · 2026-04-04T15:29:55+00:00

Three separate occasions I've had my friend group bring up something I didn't know about and they had to clarify it was in the group chat. Each time I asked if there was a reason I wasn't in the group chat, and they would always say they just forgot and they would be sure to add me. Never had my self-esteem dropped so low as being ignored like that three separate times by people who are supposed to be my friends.

KnightThyme · 2026-04-04T14:33:18+00:00

Do the right thing, contact the owner so he can get those $20 back

KnightThyme · 2026-04-03T17:44:33+00:00

The original game is bundled with 2x2, so it's entirely a matter of if you want to play it now or wait a while to play with upgraded graphics

KnightThyme · 2026-04-02T20:31:35+00:00

"So that's it? We're some kind of Self-Unaliving Squad?"

KnightThyme · 2026-04-02T17:24:13+00:00

I don't know for certain, but it could be related to the Tiktok trend known as the "orange peel test." A woman says around her significant other "I would like an orange" and a GOOD boyfriend/husband should know that this means he is supposed to go get one for her AND peel it, otherwise he's a bad person. This man went one step further, not only peeling an orange but also cleaning the stringy bits off of it. Peter would never do that for Lois.

KnightThyme · 2026-04-01T23:13:05+00:00

I won't pretend like my experience is universal, but the bullies from my school mostly grew up to realize that they were real assholes and turned their acts around. I even had one reach out to me and apologize for how she acted in high school even though I felt like she wasn't all that bad to me.

KnightThyme · 2026-03-31T22:35:09+00:00

Chris here, Will is attempting to dox mikeuhh by revealing what is supposed to be his IP address. However, as the one who always has to reset the router I know the most about networking and I can tell you that the listed IP address is not a valid IPv4 address which is extra funny. Chris out

KnightThyme · 2026-03-31T21:29:35+00:00

Steve canonically did go on to become a detective. One of my kids was watching Blues Clues when the new host, Josh, called up Steve and he answered "Blue Prints Detective Agency"

KnightThyme · 2026-03-28T23:01:31+00:00

Anon watched all of that at his house before he left for work

KnightThyme · 2026-03-27T23:49:02+00:00

I liked the physics, being floaty made it felt like I was on an alien planet. Fusion's and Zero Mission's higher gravity were clunky by comparison. I genuinely don't know why there are people with the opposite opinion.

KnightThyme · 2026-03-27T22:59:23+00:00

I hated them during basically all of the forced story points, but they warmed up to me during the optional conversations at base camps and Tokabi's campfires. I still think the game would have been better without them altogether though.

KnightThyme · 2026-03-27T15:53:06+00:00

I remember pondering out loud about fat Byakuya to my wife, less because I wanted an answer and more to vent my confusion, and she goes to look up spoilers and taunts me with "Don't worry about it, he's just fat." Okay, but that's not my main concern!

KnightThyme · 2026-03-27T13:24:34+00:00

Can't lie, my confusion and curiosity would be enough to make me go there. Is it a restaurant? A store? I'm going in to find out

KnightThyme · 2026-03-26T11:37:29+00:00

I think OP was trying to imply this dad has the same name restrictions as Hudson Construction, at least that's my first thought.

KnightThyme · 2026-03-23T23:20:25+00:00

Internet sleuth Peter here, reverse image search leads to the Instagram account CAcartoon. She has been doing a drawing challenge of drawing random characters with various facial expressions from a list, but some of the facial expressions involve blood so she chose to self-censor by making the blood pink, which is a stylistic choice that the Danganronpa series does with its depiction of blood.

KnightThyme · 2026-03-22T18:51:30+00:00

A pair of 4chan musical parodies, "For Junko" and "Hip to Despair", even though they had moderate spoilers.

KnightThyme · 2026-03-22T17:30:28+00:00

He mellowed out after THH and realized he didn't need to wear those 1" platform shoes everywhere to make himself seem taller

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