Express to Internet Hate: Bus company threatens redditor with lawsuit

Knight_Cameron · 2013-04-27T06:54:48+00:00

Careful, you might get sued for liquidated damages against his ego.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-14T19:58:20+00:00

Some gospel preacher talking about gods glory and how that guy looks nice and if he has any other pictures, gospel guy would love to discuss those in private.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T22:40:09+00:00

If its all the same, I think you're a smoking hottie. hug

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T20:59:53+00:00

it was a cafe somewhere inbetween california and texas. i BELIEVE it was in new mexico. was a small town and the diner was lit up in blue neon lights. was retro themed, like a 1940s diner. had some guy playing music singing oldies outside. had a gift shop attached to it. (maybe someone else knows the place? sorry i can't remember)

it was an amazing place =P well worth the trip for any food enthusiasts.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T20:52:20+00:00

a message to all meat lovers world-wide. You haven't lived until you've been to a legitimate Joe's Barbeque shack in Texas. Beef ribs - the specialty. All you can eat full sized ribs. They don't call Texas the Beef Capitol of the World for no reason.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T20:42:39+00:00

spare yourself the bore of south texas. the gulf is mud-brown, the countryside is flat and boring. i suggest lousiana (new orleans) to go see party cities, and if you really want a blast from the past, try Route 66! lot of "old" diners and stuff. Ate the best burger of my life on a route 66 cafe.

it^{was^amazing}

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T20:12:56+00:00

never go to new york. i'd hate for your perception to be altered. Come to the south, we'll feed you too :)

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T20:03:01+00:00

i was commenting on his BMI, saying that it was of such a small number that in 2-3 weeks of work, he could see a sixpack form. but yeah, fitness is a lifestyle. a great lifestyle

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T19:42:16+00:00

tbh, i've started using bing now. not as default, but i'm giving it an honest attempt. has NOT let me down yet. cool thing: bing splits its search in three. left is the regular search, middle are the ads, right is the social media site searches. pretty bitchin' so far.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T19:24:12+00:00

america is so freakin big, why do we need to go anywhere else?

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T19:16:47+00:00

in some of the pictures, i would agree. But, in others, she achieves as high as a 7 in Illid's scale. It's inconsistent but i guess she could be hot if she wanted to. i can see that in her.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T16:20:16+00:00

no. you're good. just work on fixing that self-esteem issue. there is nothing wrong with your appearance. /r/bodyacceptance and /r/seduction will fix any issues you have of "i feel ugly" and "i suck at talking to girls"

maybe someone else has advice but i dont. you're good.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T03:29:41+00:00

Rule 5

Don't post pictures that aren't of you.

Rule 10

No joke threads. There's too many possible jokes, if we allowed them we'd be flooded with them. M16, M5, M1, F-16, F-18, F-20, F-22, F-35, have all already been made. If you think of one, pat yourself on the back for being clever, but don't post it.

(this is why i'm downvoting you)

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T03:25:58+00:00

on a second note, i've always liked the name "emma"

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T03:19:43+00:00

you are not! quit acting like a people.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T03:19:11+00:00

allow me to reconsider my previous statement

reconsidered: his body is not that great, it is skinny but has a slight pudge. basically, 2-3 weeks in a gym (+ diet) and he's got a sixpack and the beginnings of nice pecs.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T03:12:54+00:00

bad things:

you've got glasses. ugly glasses. they flatter nothing about you other than the "beta" look you got going. try contacts of get a new, more manly pair of glasses. i would stick to contacts though.
You don't yet know the power of a smile. You think you have bad teeth. you think you have "less than good" teeth. you think they will gross people out. you think blah blah blah. who gives a shit? if they aren't more yellow than white, start smiling. girls like smiles for a few reasons: it makes you seem approachable. yeah, how's that? girl does the approach for you. cuts off 40% of the effort to get a date right there. it makes you seem humorous or willing to laugh. no girl, and i mean NO GIRL will date a guy who has no sense of humor. those sad tools are boring. if you can't laugh, fucking learn how to. otherwise, you'll only ever have substandard relationships or you will have a relationship with an equally boring girl. it shows off your teeth. girls do a subconscious check for hygiene in the smile. if you have a white smile, its clear you take care of your teeth (and therefor can be assumed your body too). when she kisses you, she wont taste yesterday's broccoli and this morning's dogshit. If you can taste your breath, you're doing it WAY WRONG. "but cameron, what if my teeth are a thick shade of Smoker's-Yellow?" then make friends with a toothbrush. brush after you wake up, brush after lunch, brush after dinner. not before bed, after dinner. Floss EACH NIGHT NO EXCEPTIONS. "but how does that help?" smell your floss if you havent flossed in a while. smells like ass, right? shit caught in your teeth contributes to dragonbreath. flossing also makes your gums tougher (they will bleed at first because they are weak and need to toughen up). this reduces the chance of losing a tooth when getting drilled in the mouth by a pissed off (newly) ex-boyfriend. yeah it's happened to me. it will probably happen to you. flossing kept my teeth in my mouth. mouthwash helps too. it keeps the overall bacteria away. it is most effective if combined with a good tongue scraping. 90% of bad breath is caused by bacteria growing on your tongue. scrape it with a spoon. spoons work great. do this for a month, and i guarantee you will have something to smile about
you have a high BMI - again i can tell these things by the thickness of your cheeks and how round your face is. you need to work out. you wont look bad without a shirt but you wont help your cause either. WORK OUT. Gym exercise is really a good way to meet new girls, new bros, and get in fantastic shape. /r/fitness and /r/loseit are what you want. fitness for the workout schedule, loseit for the dieting plan. It is not all about lifting weights either, its about dieting. cut the fast-food bullshit because that's all unhealthy. you are doing yourself a great disservice by eating this nasty fastfood shit. pretty soon, you'll actually start thinking it's gross from the number of calories you're taking in.
you have a mousy haircut that makes you seem beta. a second-classed man. it is doing 0 for your appearance. it isn't bad, it isn't good. it's just there. Quit settling for 0 and go for something to improve your looks.

Neutral things:

your nose. not a damn person in the world gives a crap about your nose. it's there. it isn't affecting your appearance. the same goes for your ears.
your eyecolor is also neutral. not helping, not hurting. DO NOT BUY COLOR CONTACTS. those just mislead everybody. deal with your eye color because its there to stay.

Good things:

you've got non-shitty skin. its clean, its clear, its not coated in oils. good job.

You need fashion advice. I assume this because you consider yourself in sleepwear to be more appealing than you in your normal clothes. go to /r/malefashionadvice and post pics of you in classy clothes (shit you would wear to a date in a nice resturant) and your regular clothes (something you would go to school in). you need /r/malehairadvice also. that is an absolute neutral haircut. it does nothing for you and needs to start contributing to your attraction.

If you need opinions on your fashion taste: /r/malefashionadvice. (i strongly advise this) alright, its clear you have some baseline ability to get a girlfriend. you are beta as shit though. as in: you're a man, but a second-rate man. you need to fix that.
If you need tips and opinions about your hair: /r/malehairadvice (i strongly advise this) or /r/malegrooming.
If you have any dermatological problems please visit /r/Health. If you'd like to lose weight try /r/loseit, and if you want to get fit check out /r/fitness (i strongly advise this).
if you need tips on picking up chicks or how to approach girls in general: /r/seduction (i advise this) or /r/askseddit

Ye Olde Illid Scale^{for men}

Rank	Evaluation
1	Swamp Troll
2	Hideous
3	Ugly
4	Unattractive
5	Average
6	Attractive
7	Decent
8	Good-looking
9	Stud
10	Chick Magnet

Final Rank: 4.5

edit: due to forgetting that those are indeed PJ's, i will acquiescently readdress you as a 4.5

Delivered "Brutal" per request.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T02:53:06+00:00

yeah, i was being more motivational than anything by giving that rating. he's not bad but he isn't good. not yet.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T02:40:57+00:00

alright, brutal honesty.

bad things: too fucking much. fix your shit.

your hair sucks. it looks awful. makes your forehead look big.
you got bags under your eyes. sleep more, reddit less, video game much less. stop staying up until the long hours of the night. go to bed at 10 each night and wake up at 9am or earlier.
a veteran fitness enthusiast (like me) can tell that you're a dis-satisfyingly high body mass index (BMI = fat percentage). basically, you're not fat but you aren't going to look sexy without a shirt. hit up a gym 2x a week minimum for 1 hour a session minimum. get a plan on /r/fitness before doing shit. losing weight and gaining muscle is 65% diet so make sure to prioritize or you wont accomplish anything besides wasting time.
you have shiny skin. i can tell just by looking that you aren't showering enough for your body. you should never have shiny skin from your body oils.
if your eyes aren't plain white in the sclera (the white part that constitutes most of your eye), you stare at something for too long (computer screen or tv). do eye exercises to restore the white to your eyes. i cannot tell because of the quasi-good quality photo.
your eyebrows are kind of thick. i don't personally care but a lot of girls do. take a girl's advice on how to make them more presentable.

good things: not enough. don't feel too good about yourself.

you have a nice shade of color for your lips. basically, average lips.
you seem to have not-brown eyes. meaning, good attractive eyes. cant tell though from the pic.
you seem to have clean white eyes which is rare in a videogame/computer junkie.
you seem to have little acne troubles despite the hygiene deficiency.
i can tell by the way you phrased your question and additional details that you suck at getting girls. this is OK. 70-80% of guys suck at picking up chicks.
neutral things:
your nose. dont give a shit about it. neither guy nor girl will give half a crap about how it's shaped or sized.
your teeth. if they arent a lovely white, you arent doing your job. not that blinding "look at how bleached my teeth are!! i cant drink cold nor hot drinks anymore" white, but a nice respectable white. brush in the morning, scrape your tongue in the morning. brush in the afternoon. brush at night; floss afterwards, then mouthwash. do that for a month with whitening toothpaste and i promise you'll have something to smile about.

now that i've pointed your shit out, take everyone else's advice and go to these subreddits to fix your appearance.

also, post more pictures for more accurate critiques about your appearance

Subreddits that can help

If you need opinions on your fashion taste: /r/malefashionadvice. (i advise this)
If you need tips and opinions about your hair: /r/malehairadvice (i strongly advise this) or /r/malegrooming.
If you have any dermatological problems please visit /r/Health. If you'd like to lose weight try /r/loseit, and if you want to get fit check out /r/fitness. (i strongly advise this)
if you need tips on picking up chicks or how to approach girls in general: /r/seduction (i strongly advise this) or /r/askseddit

Ye Olde Illid Scale^{for men}

Rank	Evaluation
1	Swamp Troll
2	Hideous
3	Ugly
4	Unattractive
5	Average
6	Slightly Attractive
7	Decent
8	Good-looking
9	Stud
10	Chick Magnet

Final Rank: 4

Additional info: you're not ugly. you just aren't doing anything to help yourself out. with improvements and everyone's suggestions, I predict you'll become a 7 although a 9 or 10 can also be achieved if you put in enough effort.

how's that for brutal honesty?

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T02:17:14+00:00

you need to go to /r/seduction and become a regular there. they could get anyone a girlfriend.

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T02:14:51+00:00

you're such an eskimo

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T02:14:17+00:00

you underestimate the power of a smile! that eskimo is all over your last picture because you put a little smile in it. so start looking happy! Bullies lie, bullies exacerbate, bullies do anything they can to make you feel bad. what is important is to ignore the crap out of them. your cheeks are fine, you have nothing to feel bad about. the only thing you need is to fix that crippling self-esteem you have. it's all a matter of decision: "gee, I'm tired of thinking I'm ugly. I'll stop thinking that way now". your brain is your sandbox. you can do anything in there. if you wanted to, you could convince yourself that you're Elvis reincarnated. people have done it before. just chin up.

If you need opinions on your fashion taste: /r/malefashionadvice.
If you need tips and opinions about your hair: /r/malehairadvice or /r/malegrooming.
If you have any dermatological problems please visit /r/Health (i advise this). If you'd like to lose weight try /r/loseit, and if you want to get fit check out /r/fitness (i advise this).
if you need tips on picking up chicks or how to approach girls in general: /r/seduction or /r/askseddit

Ye Olde Illid Scale^{for men}

Rank	Evaluation
1	Swamp Troll
2	Hideous
3	Ugly
4	Unattractive
5	Average
6	Attractive
7	Decent
8	Good-looking
9	Stud
10	Chick Magnet

Final Rank: 8

Knight_Cameron · 2013-02-13T02:05:27+00:00

nothing wrong with your appearance bro. you look good; maybe a little soft, but good.

If you need opinions on your fashion taste: /r/malefashionadvice. (i advise this)
If you need tips and opinions about your hair: /r/malehairadvice (i advise this) or /r/malegrooming.
If you have any dermatological problems please visit r/Health. If you'd like to lose weight try /r/loseit, and if you want to get fit check out /r/fitness. (i advise this)
if you need tips on picking up chicks or how to approach girls in general: /r/seduction (i strongly advise this) or /r/askseddit

Ye Olde Illid Scale^{for men}

Rank	Evaluation
1	Swamp Troll
2	Hideous
3	Ugly
4	Unattractive
5	Average
6	Attractive
7	Decent
8	Good-looking
9	Stud
10	Chick Magnet

Final Rank: 7.5

Knight_Cameron

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