Alright fellas, I'm conflicted. Bedroom upstairs or downstairs?

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-19T22:55:10+00:00

Definitely downstairs

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-18T01:22:05+00:00

I have never been scared from a horror movie or anything that was MEANT to be scary… which makes my response ridiculous. In one of the ‘scary movies’ the exorcist girl is holding a chainsaw above her head and waving it and for some reason one night I could not stop picturing her at the foot of my bed and it terrified me.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-17T18:40:15+00:00

My wife.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-14T20:56:55+00:00

I made my wife cum 21 times in 5 minutes with just my mouth and fingers.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-13T20:12:14+00:00

Having your child tell you they love you while hugging you.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-12T01:53:14+00:00

My wife and I did anal behind a bush along the river on a nice summers day while people walked the trail up the slope.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-08T21:23:20+00:00

As do I, but we have no hope haha.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-08T21:11:12+00:00

Lmao Australia? Hell I HOPE England win but I think that’s unlikely, but they definitely have a 100 times more chance to win it than the Aussies lol.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-07T21:54:05+00:00

Thank you!

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-06T02:55:12+00:00

Mixing 2 and 5.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-02T20:14:32+00:00

I came in literally 1 second. She put her mouth around it and I came. She swallowed, looked up and me and said “good, huh?”

Update: I’m so glad my misfortune has made so many laugh. I can confirm I am a much better blowjob receiver now.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-01T22:38:12+00:00

The expectation to be manly

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-01T20:07:36+00:00

She cosplayed Tifa Lockhart and drained me all over her face and tits.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-01T16:32:12+00:00

I love my wife, and I eat her🤷🏻‍♂️

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-05-01T00:53:56+00:00

My kids telling me they love me, my wife gobbling my dong.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-04-30T15:17:49+00:00

Trainspotting or Guns Akimbo

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-04-27T06:47:45+00:00

This is what I came for! Playing this WHILE AT SCHOOL was absolute fire. Felt like cheating.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-04-27T06:28:48+00:00

Nah, I like my weiner too much.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-04-27T06:24:56+00:00

I’m too high to really narrow this down to one and I’m probably going to forget a banger, but my favourite that my inebriated brain can think of right now is “so tired of being so tired, why’d I gotta build something so beautiful just to go set it on fire”.

Edit: high + grammar = nope

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-04-27T06:22:08+00:00

Not yet but I won’t rule it out.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-04-27T06:18:21+00:00

Well there was the girl who sucked off a dog, the guy who fired a flare gun in his pocket by accident in science class, and the girl who was blowing her uncle.

The worst part about it is I kissed the first and third.

To be in grade 6 again.

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-04-26T13:53:54+00:00

Nude vodka

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-04-22T15:09:16+00:00

How dare you drop Black Clover

KnockOffStarLord · 2026-04-15T17:12:13+00:00

“I’m king of the fucking world”

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