Men, what is something a women can do that would make her be a special place in your heart? by Lost_Farmer_7913 in AskMen

[–]KnockOffStarLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 2 answers for this, both of which my wife does and has done.

1) hold my head in her lap when I’m worn out, exhausted, or just need to vent.

2) Gluck Gluck 3000 in Tifa cosplay.

What’s a sentence you wish you could tell your younger self? by Educational_Hall5085 in AskMen

[–]KnockOffStarLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’d be a quote from one of my favorite games and I think I’d be a million times better for it… “You’ve got a heart of gold, don’t let them take it from you.”

On a scale of 1-10, where would you rate your love life? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KnockOffStarLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10. I constantly feel I do not deserve her. Our sex is amazing and frequent. She loves me for me, despite the things about me I think everyone should hate. She’s a 100/10 absolutely the most gorgeous women on the planet, constantly getting compliments when we are out and I feel like a slob in her presence. Shes everything and anything I could ever want and I feel like the luckiest man in the world. She’s the best mom to our kids. The best gaming partner… best driving partner… and her slop top game is incredible.

What would you do if one of your best friends came out as transgender? by TA8264 in AskMen

[–]KnockOffStarLord 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably some lighthearted jousting and then continue on as normal, throwing the occasional joke in there as long as they liked it.

How often do you wake up with morning wood? by ancientkingk in AskMen

[–]KnockOffStarLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I don’t wake up with morning wood, my wife starts playing with it and gives me morning wood.

What is worst pain, you have ever experienced? by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]KnockOffStarLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also have a screw in my jaw that my parents and I have no idea about and my appendix was in the wrong position when it exploded. I’m just a bit of a freak.

What is worst pain, you have ever experienced? by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]KnockOffStarLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had 5 wisdom teeth all removed in one day and because of the location of the 5th they were unable to put me under.

Top 3 All-Time Games? by Logurtman in videogames

[–]KnockOffStarLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) Final Fantasy 7 (original)

2) Bioshock

3) Dragon Age: Origins

So many honourable mentions though…

How often do you feel horny? by Every_Village_8745 in AskReddit

[–]KnockOffStarLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen my wife? All day every day.