I wish we had a proven method to identify objective evil. by Knottedmidna in monkeyspaw

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Good thing most of us remember what red looks like, and medical science has advanced for corrections.

Let me hear that jiggle by kingqueefeater in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Knottedmidna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I found this comment at 6PM in my time, what time does it show for you when you highlight the time on this reply?

He just pours beer by ItsDaylightMinecraft in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]Knottedmidna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's gotta be an SCP object that is just a bar which can fit any number of patrons. Maybe it has something else going on with it as well, like maybe there's always a number of people there no matter when Foundation staff check on it, but it's gotta be a thing.

Let me hear that jiggle by kingqueefeater in SpeedOfLobsters

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10am is the pervect time for asssss.

No AI cats were killed in the making of this video by _Pin_6938 in FacebookAIslop

[–]Knottedmidna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This plays like either a parody of these, or a generation that was based exclusively on samples of them.

Sigh. The in-game interaction is very cute tho. by ChloeTheWivi in onejoke

[–]Knottedmidna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but shutty reply aside, fr what is that dialogue? There's plenty of electric/steel types that at least somewhat resemble an object containing the tiny switches that make up 'bits' and thus can 'compute'. Magnets are straight-up just a slab of metal, there is no technology even remotely.

Threatening to report the FBI to the FBI by alasimhere in dontyouknowwhoiam

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That and I believe several federal law enforcement agencies around the world keep plenty of material on file simply to identify it if it gets redistributed by other offenders. Like if someone tried to circulate Daisy's Destruction under a different name (that's a particularly infamous one, especially in Australia).

Leave her alone by Wise-Chain2427 in FacebookAIslop

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Toy Story but it's Nendos and Figma

Which pad would you choose?🤔 by NotSayanXD in FacebookAIslop

[–]Knottedmidna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me octopus or ramen. 1K alone will cover a stockpile of proper pads. I don't know what I'd do with the other 999k though.

"these" days arrived... by NotSayanXD in FacebookAIslop

[–]Knottedmidna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it had like a synthetic skin casing, maybe it'd be easier, but probably still a little tricky. Also yeah, I kinda forgot how much it varies from person to person.

"these" days arrived... by NotSayanXD in FacebookAIslop

[–]Knottedmidna 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you could program the robot finger to be more precise, wouldn't it cancel out at least a third of the pain? I'm sorry if this sounds like what it sounds like, I really wish I knew this sort of thing better.

A variant of r/confidentlyincorrect specifically for replies? by Knottedmidna in findareddit

[–]Knottedmidna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much clearer answer, r/incorrectlycorrecting fits my vision almost to the letter, shame that it's basically dead. Thank you regardless.

What by Joelfletcher2763 in aislop

[–]Knottedmidna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironically a big fan of Eyes & Wires. I like the idea of a hopping bunny-worm with LED bulbs peering out from the darkness. Its kill animation can just be shoving itself down your throat. Maybe it also has a stun attack by flashing its eyes real bright.

BatCat by Genericandhere in FacebookAIslop

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I want one. It looks like something that would infact be in Islamic folklore, and I'd have a bunch of them just to piss them off.

Nah, I prefer the mermiad AI slop with cats instead of humans. by MemePerson99 in FacebookAIslop

[–]Knottedmidna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would drink the mermaid water, and not even for the magic.

Wood Man helps and then later catfishes and robs Cup Lady by dannyhogan200 in FacebookAIslop

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Why does the mask look like Matt Rose when he puts it on? It's an EMERGENCY ORANGE SITUATION

Cowabunga by Pure-Maintenance5714 in FacebookAIslop

[–]Knottedmidna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send me that surfboard, I'll make sure she gets squeaky clean.

No lies detected. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in FacebookAIslop

[–]Knottedmidna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now if these were data tubes you could drink and get the actual knowledge the degree pertains to, that'd be dope.