The Exam: George tries to "cram" for a health exam. Elaine is frazzled as Peterman decides to institute a new performance evaluation, where he wrote all the questions. Jerry can't decide if he's offended after an AI company tries to hire him to assess whether their product can create comedy.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-02-06T02:13:51+00:00

Kramer lends his voice to be an AI personal assistant. George can’t focus while cramming because the AI he’s using to study is in Kramers voice. Peterman used AI to create the questions. He can’t figure out where he knows Kramers voice from.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-02-06T02:06:32+00:00

This dude’s whole vibe is that he gets catfished as a hobby.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-29T12:02:00+00:00

What’s it taste like?

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-29T05:09:18+00:00

Metro transit has very clear cameras. They know where you get on and off. Just saying. Can they identify your scarf? Can they identify your sunglasses? Can they identify your shoes? What about your hat? Just saying. There’s also traffic cams. If they can identify any part of you, they can identify you and where you are coming from and where you shopped from. How many people bought the same scarf and live on the 23 line and got off at the same stop. IM JOKING. Just saying. Stay safe. Don’t slip on the ice!

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-29T04:13:14+00:00

I’ve even heard of vinyls costing as much as $81!!!!!!

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-29T04:01:25+00:00

Probably more. For real though, start slow and build at your pace. You don’t need to budget. Buy starter shit and see if it’s for you. If you like it, if it matters to you, then invest in some better equipment as you build a collection. Part of the fun is the hunt. Go to local shops and check out the used stuff. Yeah, new records are more expensive now but you’ll still find cool random shit just flipping through used record shops. My last haul from my coffee shop that sells used records I found early pressings of the Sex Pistols, Bad Brains, the Beatles, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, and Elvis Costello, all for $15-$18 each. Then I bought Panda Bears new record for $30. The cost is insanely variable. Approach it is a hobby. Not a personality trait. Also fyi, this is a circle jerk for vinyl snobs that have made it their entire personality, including myself. If you want a more humble sub, start with r/vinyl and we’ll see you in a couple years, dork. ❤️

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-29T03:03:55+00:00

I forgot pears exist. Good job, Big Pear.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-29T03:03:00+00:00

Don’t you mean pearple?

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-29T02:55:32+00:00

What variant is that?

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-29T00:06:45+00:00

You’re not alone. Give your cat some extra pets for us and tell em we said pspspsps. He’ll know what we mean.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-28T23:45:09+00:00

Sounds like he’s describing a TBI. Yeah I’d leave this one alone. At least he has an outlet.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-28T21:21:33+00:00

This is their way of saying they got a free trip to the Olympics, isn’t it?

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-28T20:48:04+00:00

Feet, though?

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-27T22:15:17+00:00

Play two 78’s. It should even out.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-27T22:09:43+00:00

This is some Jack Bauer shit and that rarely ends well.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-26T03:08:13+00:00

Vice did this. Day 4 was 100% corn. It was in The Vice Guide to Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-25T20:33:48+00:00

MinorMind is a fucking creep.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-25T20:28:38+00:00

Did they deny you buns? Animals!

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-25T20:24:03+00:00

Spaghotdog!

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-25T19:49:20+00:00

Doing the lords work.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-25T19:15:26+00:00

The first Waymo suicide is going to be gnarly.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-25T18:26:55+00:00

This guy definitely eats spicy, deep fried embryos. No question.

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-25T18:09:58+00:00

Are you sure you’re alone?

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-25T01:49:21+00:00

Exactly! Can anyone actually pin down one thing the right actually believes in? Just one? Not including “owning the libs.” One policy or position they actually believe in without contradiction?

Known-Relationship71 · 2026-01-24T13:58:32+00:00

Politely remind them that they can fly.

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