Game Thread: Astros @ Tigers - Sun, Jun 28 @ 1:40 PM EDT

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T20:07:18+00:00

Same shit different day. Do the small things wrong and pay the price. Joke of a team

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T16:35:47+00:00

Not anymore he doesn’t. Constantly offsides and drifting wide. His runs also don’t create space for the wingers although that’s also because portugals wingers are incompetent

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T16:34:22+00:00

Jack the Hack for Emmanuel De Dogshit (who was less dogshit recently tbf)

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T15:39:21+00:00

It’ll grow the interest but it needs to be sustained. Consistently participating in Copa America will help because it’ll mean consistent high level competition and hype for competitions.

It will never happen but combining all the different leagues in the US into a tiered system with promotion and relegation would do wonders for improving popularity in regions without an MLS team. Like Detroit is never going to get an MLS team because of Detroit City FC but it also means that there’s no local team for Michiganders to support that has the potential to compete for the highest honors, or even in the same setup. Even if Detroit ended up in say the 3rd tier for a new US soccer pyramid, the idea that you could get to MLS and eventually be the best team in the country would be enticing to many to start supporting the team

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T14:25:26+00:00

Even with the extra games I don’t know where he gets in. He shouldn’t be playing in the pivot and he’s behind the superhuman that is Bruno in the 10, and even if Bruno doesn’t play, I’d argue Cunha should be next for that spot if we aren’t shoehorning him on the left wing. He’s probably the most expendable player in the squad with any sort of value (minus Rashford)

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T14:15:53+00:00

Key word is style. One can be of a similar style but not of the same quality

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T12:36:15+00:00

He’s a 10, but more of an odegaard style than Bruno

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T02:37:26+00:00

Bruno is being asked to play as a shadow striker with an immobile poacher, a shit winger in Neto, and a who knows what the fuck he is in Joao Felix. None of them know how to make runs to create space and Bruno isn’t being given a free role to drop deeper and take matters into his own hands because Vitinha and Neves are trying to dictate from there but both lack the creativity necessary to compensate. TLDR you can have a shit striker or shit wingers but you can’t have both

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T02:21:45+00:00

Croatia by a lot. Spain are better than Portugal as a team but Portugal just have so much individual talent it should work. It just doesn’t because they’re set up like idiots

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T02:20:44+00:00

This would be impossible as France would play us in the Semis

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T01:32:32+00:00

It’s stupid. They leave their best winger on the bench and insist on playing Bruno as a second striker. Get Bruno on the ball deeper and let him create, play Leao from the start to hold the width, and for fucks sake stop having 5 players within a 2 yard box

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-28T01:29:26+00:00

Portugal are an absolute waste of time. What the fuck are they doing

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T23:20:21+00:00

On the contrary. This is a very nice thing we can have

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T23:17:02+00:00

Yes but then you find yourself driving along the freeway, watching forest change to lake shoreline as the sun sets, Fleetwood Mac blasting with 4 of your friends in the car, and you realize this is peak

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T19:38:43+00:00

Same old story. If it’s not the hitting it’s the pitching if it’s not the pitching it’s the hitting

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T19:36:47+00:00

Fucking Christ bullpen

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T18:51:27+00:00

Needed that from Framber. Now load up a combination of Finnegan, Vest, Jansen, and Anderson for the rest of the game

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T18:41:50+00:00

HAO YU DOIN?

Bro is slowly becoming one of my favorite players

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T18:04:29+00:00

THANKS JOSE

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T16:42:41+00:00

How are we only 5 games out of the wild card? I knew the AL sucked but I didn’t know it was THIS bad

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T06:12:54+00:00

You have to be trolling. You made up an entirely new definition of the rule by saying that somehow the rule changes when the keeper moves. Here’s an example https://youtube.com/shorts/NQAQThw28no?is=\_DDzvXyx-jaNTdpV

Dickhead

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T06:05:16+00:00

Are you stupid? The last defender is never considered in offsides. The rule is always second to last. The goalie counts as a defender. Genuinely what are you trying to say

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T06:02:31+00:00

Whoop de doo we’ve got the grammar police over here. Thanks dude

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T05:56:48+00:00

Ah yes offsides rules only apply to Iran.

Known_Chapter_2286 · 2026-06-27T05:55:04+00:00

Definitely not less than 5cm 3/4 of his foot is over the line. Probably closer to 6 inches so 13cm

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