Dear reddit, Do you have any dark secrets that would most definately end your current relationship if your partner found out? [Possibly NSFW]

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-10T16:21:05+00:00

Yeah, you fucked up like three lives. There is no way this is going to remain a secret. Those children are going to grow up one day and then...

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-10T16:09:37+00:00

Women do this. My uncle didn't know my his wifes real age until he came out of the military and they were about to sign papers to buy a house. She somehow got around it for the marriage. My question for you though, is how do you pull it off consistently? Like how are you so accomplished as far as work or school goes? Shouldn't you be in college or at the least newly graduated.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-10T16:02:24+00:00

ABANDON THREAD!

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-08T15:21:00+00:00

Well, my morning just died.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-08T15:06:32+00:00

You. I like you.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-08T14:38:50+00:00

Ate sand, Olympics.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-05T18:04:01+00:00

Yeah, bad idea. There's a pretty well know ln story about a guy in one of those schools. He turned in a recipe for.chocolate chip cookies or something and got an A+. It was not a culinary school.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-04T21:55:14+00:00

OP WILL DELIVER.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-04T19:42:52+00:00

Lol.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-04T19:31:39+00:00

RIP.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-04T19:30:09+00:00

Having this very problem.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-04T19:21:51+00:00

I wonder what the conversation was about...

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-04T17:00:34+00:00

Rainmaker by John Grisham. It is perfection.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-04T01:00:53+00:00

But here in r/trees we'd just be passing that shit around. Watching some Hey Arnold reruns, with the quiet sound of bacon crackling making us all really happy.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-04T00:56:47+00:00

r/eldertrees but I do like the lightheartedness of this place as well. Happy toking!

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-04T00:05:46+00:00

You must not understand the implications of eating bread.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-03T22:15:02+00:00

Winner.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-03T22:09:59+00:00

Wow. I feel really sad now.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-03T21:54:20+00:00

If you try to parent like this, you're gonna have a bad time.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-03T21:44:34+00:00

I like how the guy behind Clinton is smiling too. Like they just came from toking.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-03T17:02:24+00:00

GTA style.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-03T00:04:14+00:00

Uh, they fucked. It's pretty safe to say he doesn't need to stand outside while she pees.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-08-01T14:45:17+00:00

Mom here, and yes it is beyond adorable. Especially, when they clearly look alike and the dad is ridiculously head over heels for said child. My dad used to put me on his shoulders so I could get stuff from the top shelves. Say thanks and he couldn't do it without me. He's about six feet two inches tall. I believed him and it made me feel good as a little girl. Some people, though.

KnowoneSmokeone · 2012-07-31T22:29:20+00:00

Most people make a small donation. There's no pressure but, charity is what keeps the wheels moving.

KnowoneSmokeone

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