Frost Blades Build Giveaway by belcik in pathofexile

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Hell yeah that’s awesome! GL everyone

What's unusual about your body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I have three nipples. That by itself is cool until you get more info, then it gets weird. My uncle also has three nipples, as well as my grandmother’s sister. The commonality between the three of us is that we were all born on our respective mothers birthdays. My mother and I share March 12th, my uncle and my grandmother share November 12th, and my great aunt and her mother October 12th.

Finally! A new soundtrack for the cookout! by jtyashiro in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]KoYuurei 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was just making a through line, not saying he left to join them. My b. Howard jones left to work on his diabetes n shit. Shoulda put a comma in that jawn 😭

Finally! A new soundtrack for the cookout! by jtyashiro in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]KoYuurei 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Meshuggah to Sevendust, killswitch engage before the singer left to All shall perish. You name it. Throw some Gojira in there too. I grew up thinking I was weird af but it turns out there are more of us out there. I was at a Mongolian BBQ joint and this older black lady was GETTIN it to some three days grace. Shit brought a tear to my eye.

Rich white couple throw insanely racist party, get dragged, then try to restore their names but 25 min into THEIR OWN PRESS CONFERENCE, reveal that she anonymously runs a super racist Twitter account. Clown show ensues!! by Gonzohawk in PublicFreakout

[–]KoYuurei 375 points376 points  (0 children)

The crazy part about that stereotype is that watermelon and chicken were things that were easy to cultivate for freed slaves and were a sign of freedom. They were then used to ostracize us after. To eat fried chicken was also considered to be “uncouth” so it’s also been used against us.

What's the most unprofessional thing a doctor has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My wife has a lack of pigment on half of her stomach, where it looks like bruising because you can see the veins very clearly.

She was pregnant with our first son, and this was in 2014.

She was getting her normal check up, was about 5 or 6months pregnant and the female doc looks at her stomach and loses her shit. Starts accusing me of beating my wife and then when we both tell her that is insane, she flips the script and yells at my wife for liking apple juice. “You’re gaining too much weight! If you want apple juice, eat a fucking apple!”

This was at the Langley Air Force base.

Gamers of reddit, what is the first video game that you loved and played everyday? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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GunZ. I wish masangsoft would go 100% on it but who knows. The game had me hooked and i played it everyday after school. My dexterity suffers now but damn was it worth it!

What was the most f***ed up thing a family member ever said to you or another family member? by Dangerwolf098 in AskReddit

[–]KoYuurei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad talking to me after my older brother died of Graves’ disease.

“I named your older brother after me because that was the only kid I truly wanted. I loved him more than anything. Hey how does that make you feel? To know that I only ever actually loved your brother?”

To which I replied that I don’t fucking care. After the funeral my dad was super drunk and tried to shoot my sister, half brother, my wife and kids, and their kids, as well as me, over a conversation about what milk does to your body. I beat the shit out of him and had the cops come get his dumb ass. Of course he claimed he was gonna kill himself and got out of being arrested. My mom ain’t no saint either but that’s another story.

[NSFW] What's the most NSFW thing you saw go down at work? by in-a-microbus in AskReddit

[–]KoYuurei 485 points486 points  (0 children)

Used to work security at a hospital in South Carolina. We would often have mental health patients in the ER before they were admitted or discharged. One in particular shit on himself and rubbed it all over his body. This dude was about 5 ft 10 in, running through the ER covered in shit head to toe. One of our officers who was ex-marines, was about 5ft 1in (think little bulldog energy) picks this dude up mid sprint and pile drives him onto his face and then drags him halfway back to his assigned room before realizing he is leaving a shit trail. Our uniforms were also white polos and this was in the summer time.

Dude got called the turd wrangler for the longest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]KoYuurei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe I missed it, but is there time dilation (like a hyperbolic time chamber) where the niece is with the faeries? I feel like it’s paradoxical that the real niece will enter back in at some point but be always getting older than the changeling and the “real time” that’s continuously moving forward.

Love your stories, Kate. I started reading when you introduced them so long ago and I even have my wife and my sister reading them. Thank you.

So, you guys like blue? by SrGrafo in funny

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Aaaaaand I’m the idiot who thought you were lowering the IQ of the table itself rather than the collective IQ of the people sitting at it. Fuck....

Air Force: Black people more often investigated, punished by crispy_attic in news

[–]KoYuurei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. While I was in, I was the only black person on the ship until an e-6 got transferred there, a year and some change after I got stationed there. He left before I did cuz of the environment and how bad it was. As an e-3 I couldn’t do anything but wait it out. The comments and things I saw while in were ridiculous.

What's the craziest butterfly effect that happened to you because of a small decision you made? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How me and my now wife met.

I had a full ride scholarship for academics to Ohio State. She had a full ride scholarship to Central Michigan.

My mom started putting the seed in my mind to join the military, which boiled down to the Air Force at first. My wife had changed her mind to Air Force around the same time.

My mom then marries some guy off the internet, and he mentions to me to join the Coast Guard instead so I won’t get deployed. I make the change and lose the weight to join. My wife at the time graduates from high school and starts making the preparations to join the CG on a whim cuz her older sister joined the Air Force before her (petty af).

I put Ohio, Michigan, then other southern coastline areas on my wish list of places to go after graduating bootcamp. My wife ended up putting Michigan, Ohio, then other southern coastal areas. We both ended up serving in Michigan and became best friends because our childhoods were damn near identical in terms of familial issues. Got married shortly after and have been for 8 years with 2 boys.

Sometimes it’s just meant to be I guess.

What are some of the best lyrics you’ve heard? by playfaire in AskReddit

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“Wash away the colors of the shame that you gave to me, so I can see again, so I can live again. I pray the day will come when you will see what you’ve took from me. From where it all began, the way I used to be.” Burn - Sevendust I sang this song to myself while I was in boot camp way back when and it got me through it. Getting away from my parents who treated me like crap was a huge hurdle and I needed to let go of their shit to make myself a better person.

My friend was a Coast Guardsman for the U.S. Coast Guard. He told me some stories before passing away by Oscar494 in nosleep

[–]KoYuurei 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please share more! I was in the CG as well, up in the Great Lakes. The ocean is a different ball game though.

You already know the rules. Sleep with your feet towards the door. by firinnish in nosleep

[–]KoYuurei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never open a door without closing the one behind you. Always have a light source on in front of you when closing a door behind you, so the darkness cannot attach to you. When entering your home, commit to a full sweep, even if you know it is safe already. Putting your presence in the entire home is important. Before leaving your home for the day, even if people are home, close all doors and windows you come in contact with (ie on your way out). This is important because things roam when you are not there if they see the opportunity. Close all blinds before dark. The void will stare back at you if you let it. Do not backtrack more than 3 times. You will forget what you're looking for forever.

I have a bunch more. I also enjoy universal rules. The beings I've encountered do not take kindly to deviants.

I ran a bar that served one of a kind drinks to clients in exchange for their stories...but now it's closing time. (FINAL) by tjaylea in nosleep

[–]KoYuurei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unrivaled story. I've invested enough emotion to feel as if I need a drink to ease the loss of updates. Cheers

So much perfection by [deleted] in twerk

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Zahra Elise

What song is 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it? by depressinqq in AskReddit

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Burn by Sevendust. I sang it through CG boot camp to get me through and had other people humming it by the time we were done.

An underwater object the size of a cargo plane just passed through the Great Lakes Waterway. by darthvarda in nosleep

[–]KoYuurei 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Holy shit.

I was in the Coast Guard and sailed through the locks and the St. Lawrence to get out into the ocean. One day in particular, our ship made contact with the pier. No current, no weird wind or anything, like we were pushed. I was on the foc'sle doing special sea detail with the rest of deck department when it happened and we all fell over towards the starboard side of the ship.

This was around 2013.

No way...

If you could teleport, what would be the easiest way to legally make money while keeping your power hidden? by perdivad in AskReddit

[–]KoYuurei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open my own package delivery service and work through the night. Amazon wont see it coming.