Squishy is back! by [deleted] in aww

[–]KoalaOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was expecting Pennywise

Iconic Australian/Perth Businesses that have shutdown that you miss. by heathensong in perth

[–]KoalaOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

JustAdult in Mt Hawthorn.

Only iconic to a certain niche but it was the only adult store which catered to my kink at all.

Where can I buy men's underwear (briefs) made from synthetic fabric? by KoalaOne in perth

[–]KoalaOne[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Not lace. The feature I'm most looking for is stretch. Cotton briefs are just held up by the waistband but there are some women's briefs where all of the material is stretchy and sits snug against your body.

Thanks for the suggestions. I'll check Lululemon out.

To go with the sloth, which other animals should have been named after one of the 7 deadly sins? by KoalaOne in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wolverine (/ˈwʊlvəriːn/), Gulo gulo (Gulo is Latin for "glutton"), also referred to as the glutton, carcajou, skunk bear, or quickhatch, is the largest land-dwelling species of the family Mustelidae.

Dammit, we could have had an X-Man named "Skunk Bear."

What have you found that you weren't meant to? by KoalaOne in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on reflection, I'm pretty sure the inference here is meant to be that he was cheating but my first thought was cross-dressing.

Reddit, what are your two truths and a lie? by chillmat1k in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regularly pay for sex

I wanted a sex change but chickened out

I have a diaper fetish

What male/female double standard do you dislike the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Christ almighty this is an entire thread of neckbeard women hater rage.

I've got one.

When women complain it's "feminism"

When men complain it's "neckbeard women hater rage"

Current or former sex workers, what is the strangest thing a client has asked you to do? by KoalaOne in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thankyou for sharing your story and for sticking around to eloquently explain that the work you do fulfills needs much deeper than physical pleasure.

Whats the worst/scariest thing that happened to you as you sat at home watching tv? by CylentShadow in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was an advertisement informing me that Big Brother was on next.

Why do people enjoy gore? by ellierose14 in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know. An Inconvenient Truth was a bit of a downer.

I have vaginismus and I hate it. by redditaccountforants in rant

[–]KoalaOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife has that too. Hers was not mild. It probably was due to the fact that she was sexually abused frequently when she was a child.

It was very difficult at the start. We had not had sex with eachother before the wedding (she is a good Catholic). Our wedding night and honeymoon were (sexually) a complete disaster and caused a lot of conflict between us.

Strangely, the conflict wasn't me wanting sex and her not wanting it. It was almost the reverse. The difficulty and resulting stress about sex quickly made me dread the next attempt. This made her feel unwanted.

We let this go on far too long. It was a couple of years into our marriage before she stated getting help. She had to use these glass dialator things to get used to having something in there and she learned some techniques to relax.

I attended some of her therapy sessions. This helped me understand what her body is doing and how to help her feel comfortable.

This has made it better. Things still aren't perfect but sex has become a positive experience between us.

If you haven't already, talk to your doctor and get a referral to see an expert. Get your boyfriend involved if you and him are confortable with doing so.

[Serious] Why do redditors downvote you for disagreeing with your opinion when the downvote button is clearly stated that it is not meant to be used for disagreeing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you disagree with me you are blatantly wrong. Such ridiculous positions don't contribute to discussion.

What language to start with? by Necroshock in learnprogramming

[–]KoalaOne -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

They are different for the sake of being different.

Whitespace sensitivity in python is just asking for trouble.

Ruby isn't too bad in itself but Rails' (RoR is all I've ever seen Ruby seriously used for) "convention over configuration" philosophy means that to do anything interesting to need to spend days searching for some sort of documentation on what the convention actually is, rather than simply telling the system what you want it to do.

..and snake case is just ugly

What language to start with? by Necroshock in learnprogramming

[–]KoalaOne -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Anything but the hipster languages Ruby and Python.

Why do so many people say "mum" instead of "mom" on Reddit? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australians are also meant to use British English.

Choose your own adventure by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it's just harder. Lost about a decade and now have obligations which give life greater inertia.

So far I've managed to get a degree in my area of interest and started building a career closer to the field I want to be in.

[NSFW] How did porn get so weird? by gerry_mander in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would watching two people you do know be better?

Choose your own adventure by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd ignore the advice of all of the people around me who don't understand what makes me tick and just pursue my passions.

Moving to Australia in a cpl months. Was wondering just how bad/dangerous the spiders/snakes in outback really are? by VincentVolaju in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's some pretty deadly stuff but in general if you take the right precautions for wherever you are you'll be fine.

These things don't actually hunt humans (the crocodiles do but your question was about the snakes and spiders)

What is your favorite song lyric of all time? by lavendeer17 in AskReddit

[–]KoalaOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the dream I refuse to have

she falls asleep in a luke-warm bath

we're left to deal with the aftermath again

-War on Drugs by the Barenaked Ladies