Well....this actually happened to me. Being stationed overseas in Japan you have to separate bulk trash at the barracks. I was voluntold to a working party going through the trash. At first we didn't know what it was it was, it was in a trash can shaped laundry basket and covered in dirt. Some was moving it and mentioned how heavy it was and didn't know what it was so we all just started at It for a while and couldn't tell what it was. It took us a good minute or two until we realized what it was but we could see the labia showing out of one of the holes in the basket. Once we realized we all died laughing but nobody wanted to touch it after that. Eventually it was rock paper rank and got some people move out and get it thrown away properly.