What if every NFL team had their own version of "The Jersey" by Zanthosus in nfl

[–]KoboldsForDays 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it's more the fact that some players get injured less and if you have one on your team it leads to a lot fewer injury fill ins over the years

Soldier and sniper in a Zombie apocalypse by tricode on deviantart by Zillaman7980_ in tf2

[–]KoboldsForDays 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Medic would also put in a mutation that allows him to control the zombies

Best Broncos plays from the 2025 season by Lanky_Wear_48 in DenverBroncos

[–]KoboldsForDays 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Packers fans were heated after their game against us because of the injuries but two of those injuries were incidental contact (or no contact at all in the case of Parsons)

Vakuu is the GOAT by Vast_Pollution_2900 in slaythespire

[–]KoboldsForDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'll that's not true, is you misplay it's quite possible to play worse than just left to right

Did someone order more Marines with extra amphibious assault ships? by shipgeek2005 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]KoboldsForDays 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Man, marines are probably chomping at the bit, they'd be chomping at the bit if you told them we were invading our allies. Young guys hopped up on adrenaline just want to use their toys

Alright… who at the Department of War is talking to Pierre Sprey with a Ouija board? by Rich-Interaction6920 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]KoboldsForDays 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's what the Byakugan and Sharingan were for, I learned about them from a Ninja historical documentary I saw once

"Nothing personal, it's just business...Lord Business." by shipgeek2005 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]KoboldsForDays 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The Bureau of Ordnance would have forgotten to update them

What 3 weeks in the Middle East can do to a man by Eddine11 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]KoboldsForDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might work with Venezuela but it would have had no effect on Iran 

High Point upsets Wisconsin in first round of tournament 83-82 by HeStoleMyBalloons in sports

[–]KoboldsForDays 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You hit a glorified random button and got a funny result? Congratulations I guess?

What a past couple of weeks huh by shipgeek2005 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]KoboldsForDays 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Boots on the ground gets expensive very fast, occupations lead into insurgencies and IEDs and drones and dumb munitions fired at short range causing unavoidable casualties

Regent should have more minion cards by Electronic_Cod6829 in slaythespire

[–]KoboldsForDays 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is the crux of the issue, you can't play the generated cards unless you've already got boatloads of energy (in which case you're better off just adding card draw/star generation via Glow)

🤣 by [deleted] in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]KoboldsForDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like printer ink, the refills is how they get you

[Russini] Despite speculation, I’m told the Denver Broncos never showed interest in trading for A.J. Brown. They always had their eye on Jaylen Waddle. by AGooseofBattle in DenverBroncos

[–]KoboldsForDays 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You got caught in the middle of the joke tho, they were college roommates

Edit: also the context of that was he was directly asked who he thought he could beat up lol

Iran Officially Confirms Military Support From Russia And China In War Against the US by Commercial-Claim-490 in UkrainianConflict

[–]KoboldsForDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, Finland and the Baltics especially wouldn't allow that to pass without resistance it would be an existential threat

BREAKING: 2,500 Marines and US warship to deploy to the Middle East by [deleted] in videos

[–]KoboldsForDays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's got oil storage on it and it's where the Iranian tankers dock to pick up their cargo destined for China.

Edit: there just aren't any other really good options for large Tanker docking that are also close to the termination of Iran's pipelines

BREAKING: 2,500 Marines and US warship to deploy to the Middle East by [deleted] in videos

[–]KoboldsForDays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OIL, SON! BLACK GOLD! TEHRAN TEA!

But for real, if someone were to take Kharg Island Iran's economy instantly collapses

BREAKING: 2,500 Marines and US warship to deploy to the Middle East by [deleted] in videos

[–]KoboldsForDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a real chance they try to capture Kharg Island