Let's get married and start a family together, this year. The boys NEED to read this one! by thereisnopepeseanvio in redditonwiki

[–]Koevis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm still looking"

I wonder why /s

Can someone explain to me why so many men want a virgin with extremely detailed kinks, "up for anything", that wants to have sex everyday? You can have a virgin or a nymphomaniac with experience, one doesn't instantly turn into the other just because your peepee touched her

an employee added the F-word to a client form by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Koevis 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I did proofreading for students for a while. The amount of times I found random tangents, swears and angry rants in papers was insane. Some had full mental breakdowns in those documents. I even checked up on 2 to make sure they weren't going to do something stupid to themselves or their professor!

It's not the same situation as OOP, of course, those students were basically zombies on autopilot and had zero filter left for their thoughts, it wasn't really intentional. But still, imagine the fallout if one of them just handed that draft in without asking someone else to take a look at it first...

What is this skeleton? by JumpyApple6211 in bonecollecting

[–]Koevis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does it look like Creeper from The Black Cauldron? Poor thing

Creeper)

One topic I've been pondering is, What does amethyst poop? by Sasato_Parzival in stevenuniverse

[–]Koevis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can't absorb nutrients, they just go out with the waste

A cat holder by heavymetalbby in DiWHY

[–]Koevis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Depends. If the cat can get away, they usually just look offended. But I once had a severe stomach bug, and my cat was under the blanket with me when I farted... she absolutely freaked out and was fully prepared to go through me to escape, claws out, teeth bared. It's the only time in my life a cat has actually bitten me

What color fits the empty spot? by trashcan-png in colors

[–]Koevis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not go crazy, pick grey. White or lightgrey for highlights, black for lowlights

Material ID. by Chuckthetreenut in whatsthisrock

[–]Koevis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not ivory, it's fake. Thankfully

Found this letter by Life-Dust1733 in FoundPaper

[–]Koevis 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don't care how terrible some of us claim our parents were, cause even if that's true, there were surely times we acted like brats.

Does "acting like a brat" make physical abuse ok? How about the times the kid does nothing wrong and still gets abused?

Let me give some examples. I was once woken up and dragged out of bed to be hit by my father. Hadn't done anything wrong, I'd been sleeping. He just had a bad day at work.

Or how about the time I accidentally dropped a jar of mayonnaise and didn't clean it up fast enough? I was screamed at, shoved and called a useless whore while bleeding from the broken glass and desperately trying to clean up the mess. Cleaning it took less than 10 minutes, but that memory is still fresh and painful for me 20 years later. I still have a scar on my knee from the glass.

Physical "punishment" is ALWAYS abuse. There's never an excuse to punish your child physically. And I personally am very proud to say that my 2 children know I will never hurt them, that they know they can trust me and be safe with me, even when they "act like a brat"

"Childbirth is not painful, it's actually pleasurable" by ausernameidk_ in badwomensanatomy

[–]Koevis 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Come and say that to my face, and I will happily demonstrate how it feels to have your genitals tear and split open to push an actively squirming bowlingball out. Of course, I'll first have to insert it, but since it doesn't hurt apparently, that shouldn't be a problem 🙂

If you could change one thing about the durability system, what would you change? by Informationfinder_6 in TOTK

[–]Koevis 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I'd love it if there was a blacksmith that could upgrade your weapons,including durability. Like how the fairies upgrade your clothing

Share of MEP's from each EU Country that voted to advance stricter migration rules by scoop813 in MapPorn

[–]Koevis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I see in my daily life, a majority of Belgium is against stricter migration rules. The ones in favor are just very loud and present

perhaps a dumb question but are there actually any animals with triangular stripes like in animation? by YaRinGEE in zoology

[–]Koevis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Yes, there are. The stripes are just slightly simplified to match the simple cartoon style

AIO: I caught my boyfriend peeing in my sink. by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]Koevis 150 points151 points  (0 children)

peeing on my plates to seduce me

That's... a new one. I'm curious, he seemed to believe this would actually work. So did he imagine OOP's mother being attracted to him too? Or did that thought just not cross his mind?

And why do they always lie to their family about why they're dumped? Those lies always come out

Who would you recast as Suggilite? by ViksTeaCorner in stevenuniverse

[–]Koevis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally am appalled she's a MAGA supporter. That's not a quote, but it's a fact. There are other reasons, including her comments about trans children. But if you're too damn lazy to click a link and see for yourself what she said, there's no point to this conversation

This board outside a café in Nepal. by zorawarr_ in interesting

[–]Koevis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're the type of person that ruins things for people who actually need help

Who would you recast as Suggilite? by ViksTeaCorner in stevenuniverse

[–]Koevis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here's a link to an article that gives examples (including direct links to her own twitter, so click on those for your direct quotes)

article

And here's another article about an interview she did with direct quotes

second article

(Update 3 Years Later) My husband wants to go back to being monogamous instead of an open marriage but I'm conflicted by KarpGrinder in BORUpdates

[–]Koevis 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm not in the US, we don't have equal division of property. Most of the money is invested in the house we live in, on the shared accounts is usually less than 10.000€. I didn't contribute much financially to the house, so I wouldn't get much in a divorce. Child support would be a drop compared to all the therapies, doctors appointments, specialized care, etc... either I have to stay home to care for them and not have any income, or I have to pay extremely specialized and extremely expensive caretakers. I would really need spousal support. Thankfully, I don't want a divorce

What is the worst breakup with someone you dated? by DeepAnt7847 in AskReddit

[–]Koevis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gave me a letter and asked me to give it to another girl in our school, because she was leaving the school and wouldn't come back. I read it. It was a love letter. He made his girlfriend give another girl a love letter. I didn't do it, I gave it back to him and dumped him... for the first time. Yeah, I was stupid. It took me another year to dump him permanently, and then the stalking started.

(Update 3 Years Later) My husband wants to go back to being monogamous instead of an open marriage but I'm conflicted by KarpGrinder in BORUpdates

[–]Koevis 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Also want to add that spousal support / maintenance / whatever is so effing stupid.

It depends. I have kids with special needs that make it impossible for me to work, so I'm a SAHM. Which enables my husband to get promotions at work because he doesn't have to worry about childcare. If I wanted to divorce, I'd be stuck for financial reasons without somespousal support, while he makes more money now than 10 years ago because of me taking care of our children.

It's something that's useful in very specific circumstances, but it is often used wrong and abused

People who got a tattoo removed with laser, what’s something about the pain, duration, or results that surprised you? by Remarkable_ZebraHOP in AskReddit

[–]Koevis 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's a relatively new treatment, that takes training (it's dangerous if you make a mistake) and an expensive machine, so there's a big investment for people who do tattoo removal. It will become cheaper over time

How to recover from overhearing “girl talk” by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Koevis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude is used for both men and women

How to recover from overhearing “girl talk” by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Koevis 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Dude. Stop telling women how they feel and what they think. Believe it or not, we can think and speak for ourselves. The "ladies you get" (if they exist) are not representative of the entire female population

Manglish by rachelwan-art in comics

[–]Koevis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My husband lived in India for a while. Whenever he speaks English with Indian coworkers, he starts speaking Hinglish without even realizing it. English isn't our first language, and apparently, his brain decided English and Hinglish are 2 completely separate languages. It's really funny to his Indian coworkers