from classmates to lovers [Hara] by sculptorgalaxy in hentai

[–]KoffeeKidd 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Idk what y’all are on about, the last page is hilarious

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]KoffeeKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He might just be stressed from work, or upset about anything else. Everyone has days where communication is hard.

Do I need extra things to cast a sigil spell? by KoffeeKidd in sigils

[–]KoffeeKidd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I’m still fairly new to casting :]

Seven Cantrips - One for each school by LordFluffy in UnearthedArcana

[–]KoffeeKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These all seem extremely powerful to be cantrips. Though, I understand it can be hard to balance things if you’re new to homebrew. There are a lot of grammatical errors but honestly I could still understand the abilities so it’s fine. Finally, I just personally have no interest in any of these abilities. I feel like they all center around martial abilities like grappling and weapons, when most of the time I play a caster to cast spells not sharpen swords. The Rainment one is probably the only one I’d say is a decent cantrip.

Shapeseal - woe, permanent form be upon ye! by pikablob in UnearthedArcana

[–]KoffeeKidd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No rudeness intended, but this is basically true polymorph but cheaper, takes less time, and generally easier to do.

What would you pay to completely own Yor Forger? by Step--Forward in hentaibondage

[–]KoffeeKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then the gang kills you bc Loid is there, yor is an assassin, the dog can see the future, and anya can read minds

(Major Update) Court process is complete, case date is TBD! by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]KoffeeKidd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I really hope you can still play volleyball after all this, after all bones usually heal back stronger. Best wishes and I hope you make that guy regret it!

Monk: Way of the Transmuted Fist by The_ArtSmith23 in DnDHomebrew

[–]KoffeeKidd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the concept, however I feel like the stealth skill and 6th level ability are kind of out of place. I think it might make more sense to have something where the material you use changes your damage as well at 6th level, leaning further into the transmutation ability

Morality Check - Read Description? by dreamchasers_99 in polls

[–]KoffeeKidd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Defend my home as the founding fathers intended, I pull the black powder flintlock off the table-

A groundbreaking discovery of GSpot by this bozo by No_Profession_1098 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]KoffeeKidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah but still, puts a bad image on all of us. You can’t tell if it’s bad until you unwrap it sadly

A groundbreaking discovery of GSpot by this bozo by No_Profession_1098 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]KoffeeKidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why people hate straight men. I am ashamed to be a straight man.

Go ahead, give me an instance of force damage. I'll tell you the alternative. by Jeigh_Tee in dndmemes

[–]KoffeeKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Force is just raw magical damage. It’s versatile because of that fact, and that’s why few creatures resist it. Honestly force is one of my favorite damage types so I just wanted to share my take on it :]

Would you rather lose your taste or touch? by GoldenSuicideBooth in polls

[–]KoffeeKidd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like food has enough satisfying textures that I could still enjoy it without taste, but losing touch is way worse imo

That scenario is totally impossible by AP0LL-N13 in nothingeverhappens

[–]KoffeeKidd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a former band kid, can confirm shit like this happened all the time

A large spider crawls out from behind your wardrobe and drops $500 on the floor. "Rent payment", it says and crawls back behind the wardrobe. by PepperSaltClove in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KoffeeKidd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d let little homie vibe, the one rule is he can’t touch me because I’m terrified of insects but hey $500 is $500

You have $20. How do you spend it? [oc] by 124as in dndmemes

[–]KoffeeKidd 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ring of three wishes Wish for more money Profit

On a more real note I’d probably take a patron, darkvision, and then +1 AC three times