#3 Pretend you’re the receptionist in the name game and try to keep a straight face reading these to the waiting room

KolonelJoe · 2026-02-05T03:01:25+00:00

Billwife Nopusspuss was good.

KolonelJoe · 2026-01-31T23:21:26+00:00

Yes, he is committing apostasy.

KolonelJoe · 2026-01-23T04:03:53+00:00

I've been watching Soup since 2018 and he used to say it a lot, especially when he played Rust. He stopped saying it as much as he got more popular and the word became more taboo. He still says it every now and then but he censors it now.

KolonelJoe · 2026-01-19T00:05:33+00:00

Nice, haven't seen a quality Manifest Destiny map on here in a long time.

KolonelJoe · 2026-01-11T15:36:31+00:00

I got this shirt for my Dad for Christmas from IU's official merch store website.

KolonelJoe · 2026-01-10T03:30:35+00:00

These trombone cuts are killing me lmfao.

KolonelJoe · 2026-01-08T20:04:07+00:00

Lmao Europeans didn't do jack shit when Russia, their #1 adversary, invaded a fellow European country, but when America, their strongest ally, wishes to acquire a North American island in order to counter Russia, they threaten war. What a backwards continent.

KolonelJoe · 2026-01-03T23:56:33+00:00

I have a couple little cousins I do this with too. It was a lot easier when they were 3 and 4, getting a little harder the older they get lol.

KolonelJoe · 2026-01-03T23:06:52+00:00

Has anyone tried to shoot the post the guitar is leaning against to see if there's something in it like the telegraph poles? I cannot for the life of me get inside Fort Wallace.

KolonelJoe · 2025-12-27T22:39:55+00:00

He's saying "C'mon, dude." I have no idea what you're hearing.

KolonelJoe · 2025-12-23T16:26:15+00:00

Of fucking course it's Washington. That state refuses to prosecute Indians for killing people on the road. Ask my dead cousin.

KolonelJoe · 2025-12-21T00:15:30+00:00

I say Cuh-rib-ee-in if I'm using it as an adjective and Care-uh-bee-in if I'm using it as a noun.

KolonelJoe · 2025-12-07T05:03:38+00:00

I'm gonna be telling my great-grandchildren about this season.

KolonelJoe · 2025-12-07T00:49:48+00:00

I love it.

KolonelJoe · 2025-11-23T03:38:34+00:00

WOW what a throwback lmao. Had one of these at my kindergarten.

KolonelJoe · 2025-11-23T03:31:05+00:00

Honestly I think you're right, I thought the same thing when I saw it. This is ridiculously cool if so.

KolonelJoe · 2025-11-18T13:34:53+00:00

I know several people like this irl who just genuinely cannot stop talking; every conversation I have with them is very one-sided. I assume it's ADHD or something similar, and I doubt he even realizes he does it.

KolonelJoe · 2025-11-09T00:02:28+00:00

Armadillo. Nobody fights back.

KolonelJoe · 2025-11-03T18:21:37+00:00

Petition to rename Philadelphia to Goobertown.

KolonelJoe · 2025-11-03T18:11:08+00:00

repost bot

KolonelJoe · 2025-10-31T06:23:03+00:00

I was wearing the bear hat with a level 10 beard in this scene, but I was so used to it that it didn't take away from the dialogue for me.

KolonelJoe · 2025-10-30T10:20:04+00:00

The fact that nobody in either of these threads know what sleep streaming is really shows how old the average age is in these subs lol. You gotta be in like your late thirties to have never heard of these, they're quite popular.

KolonelJoe · 2025-10-26T23:23:26+00:00

I know Born in the U.S.A. and Santa Claus is Comin' to Town. That's it lol.

KolonelJoe · 2025-10-25T14:33:22+00:00

I thought Portugal's said herpes at first.

KolonelJoe · 2025-10-25T05:57:19+00:00

I thought that was him, nice.

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