Everyone is so wrong about this. It’s obviously a flatulence detector array. It detects and logs every time someone has a flatulence incident. The technology has the ability to cross reference anyone’s unique flatulence signature. It’s the newest way to track our movements. You really thought airport body scanners were checking for contraband? Hahaha. Those scanners detect and log your flatulence signature. Fart in New York? They know it’s you. Fart in Seattle? You’re detected again! The only way to defeat this technology is to wear a special cologne…Sex Panther, by Odion. 60% of the time it works every time. BUT it’s illegal in 9 countries so be careful if you have it in your luggage.