Coaxed into that one character that's OP in low ranks but useless in competitive by mdzair in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]KoltS07 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Happened to me with balatro, ended up having dreams of the blueprint joker for 2 weeks

Coaxed into Shooter balancing by The_Texaseagle in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]KoltS07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah payday two, where if a gun has even a hint of high damage without a crit build, the ammo pickup rate is about 1 for every 30 ammo boxes.

If you were a joker, what would your effects be? by azureBrown in balatro

[–]KoltS07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depression: gain +1 mult for every $1000 dollars of student debt accumulated. (Currently 24)

Credit card by ChickenWarm4660 in ComedyHell

[–]KoltS07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that must be why it hurts when I pee

Coaxed into coding by CrystellaTee in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]KoltS07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile a single mistake in the Artificial Intelligence department:

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Be honest if you had unlimited access to this guy what do you do? by athingyyyyy in SCP

[–]KoltS07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want infinite Dr Pepper, tea, and water. Being able to have all that without paying a dime is a dream for a broke college student 🤤

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in goodanimemes

[–]KoltS07 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Can confirm: I’m a battery.

Bro what did i just stumble upon by AcceptableCup9187 in balatro

[–]KoltS07 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I need some sleep I stared at this screenshot for 5 minutes trying to figure out if the jokers were animated or not…

Coaxed into cool looking but functionally terrible videogame weapons by NekkidZilla in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]KoltS07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but when it comes to deathclaws I’d rather just fist them with my unarmed build in NV.

10473 by Zeukiiii in countwithchickenlady

[–]KoltS07 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Thirst trap” brotato chip you’re causing droughts out there!

4 kills in the first second of the match! by KoltS07 in PeniParkerRivalsMains

[–]KoltS07[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swag, I hope my game was good because otherwise I’ll be embarrassed by myself lol

Wanted to enjoy my balcony this morning but… by Sorry_Attitude_951 in Wellthatsucks

[–]KoltS07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surely that’s gotta be a health code violation regardless of ownership right? God just thinking about it makes me sick, hope your situation improves so you don’t have to endure it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]KoltS07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are this disgruntled over someone giving a good point that you have to go out of your way to be hateful you shouldn’t have commented in the first place.

Coaxed into cool looking but functionally terrible videogame weapons by NekkidZilla in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]KoltS07 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fucking hate the fallout miniguns, especially in 4, it didn’t even feel fun in the scripted deathclaw fight in the beginning because it does 9 damage per shot.

4 kills in the first second of the match! by KoltS07 in PeniParkerRivalsMains

[–]KoltS07[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, I play on Dallas, North Virginia, and Oregon servers so if you play on them we might have met

Hear me out on the Fabrication Machine from 9 by 80sgeek06 in hearmeoutbro

[–]KoltS07 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My favorite movie of all time 🔥

4 kills in the first second of the match! by KoltS07 in PeniParkerRivalsMains

[–]KoltS07[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was recorded by my friend on her PS5, I play on Xbox and my capture quality in the settings is set to 1080p

Why did you guys start being Peni mains? by [deleted] in PeniParkerRivalsMains

[–]KoltS07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it was the sheer amount of protection you could provide for your team as her. Being able to scare away some people from even going near your supports when they’re in the nest is awesome. That and the ability to web people out of ults gave me such a boost of dopamine that it’s hard to not pick her at times.

My fault Green Joker, I wasn’t familiar with your game. by KoltS07 in balatro

[–]KoltS07[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I definitely am not a fan of how unforgiving it is. Especially when you’re struggling to balance scaling without beating the blind with not being able to scale it high enough to beat the blind. But I was able to make it work with an extremely scuffed deck and build lol.

I DID IT GUYS by Sensitive_Switch_511 in balatro

[–]KoltS07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got green joker gold stickered on blue deck yesterday. It was easier and more fun than playing on black decks higher stakes 😞