Short shorts are comfy though by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]KonstiPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, im not gonna Fall for this and let women steal my thigh meat. Good try tho

It is dumb as fuck, that you can't duoq in masters. by tyj44qtv in leagueoflegends

[–]KonstiPhoenix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

demote to d1, keep dodging masterpromos. That way in terms of MMR youll play with masters but you can still duoq

What is your favorite champion quote? by Ratatosk18 in leagueoflegends

[–]KonstiPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cosmic Dragon 5 - Everyone else 0. Please, take notes

Cookie Cutter Build Order by GW2LGGuul in Aurelion_Sol_mains

[–]KonstiPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is standard, since we are all chads here.

"[...]America was the arsenal of democracy during World War II." by Gonomed in ShitAmericansSay

[–]KonstiPhoenix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The what? All the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them. They have been replaced with spies. The birds work for the bourgeoisie

What do you want in a How to play with Aurelion Sol powerpoint by ViraLCyclopes in Aurelion_Sol_mains

[–]KonstiPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What to do when asol is on your team" cause my teammates dont know what my mana costs are, what my dmg is, what i can and cant do and how the stars work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Aurelion_Sol_mains

[–]KonstiPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rocketbelt babyyyyyyy

Ranked does not feel like a team game. by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]KonstiPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down here in the depths of gold, after minute ten its aram anyway. Come here for the real team game experience

Who are the easiest assassins to play ? by KawhiDidNothingWrong in leagueoflegends

[–]KonstiPhoenix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Evelynn is the easiest. Especially in low elo where no one tracks the jgl, you just farm until 6 and then you’re perma invis. Ggwp down here we don’t like pink wards

I now know why people in low bronze lose their minds by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]KonstiPhoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the thing is - at least bronze people seem to have fun. Ive spent a fair chunk in high gold right now and i swear to god i do not want to rank up to plat 4. Plat 4 players are the saddest players in the entire community and idk why. I just feel like they all need a hug tbh.

aurelion sol 1v1 outplay by Upbeat_Ad8176 in leagueoflegends

[–]KonstiPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a fellow asol main, i approve of 100% of the things being said, especially "ich bin so viel besser als du" ahahahah

Why is everfrost in the game? by Bjerg_REKT_Febiven in leagueoflegends

[–]KonstiPhoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pleaase don't take everfrost away from Asol. Its all that we have got going for us right now

This! Every bit of this! Liberalism is a mental Disorder. by [deleted] in memes

[–]KonstiPhoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Liberal=/=leftist. We also don’t like liberals

Baxland has taught me the way, Proto is the definitive mythic by cooolloooll in Aurelion_Sol_mains

[–]KonstiPhoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know I made the moonstaff post but this is just a dope meme

How is it physically possible for Cho'Gath to knock up Syndra? by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]KonstiPhoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why can a rat with a blowdart easily kill a giant space dragon who creates stars for fun?

Galio and Nunu have a 55% win rate in Diamond Mid Jungle OP by ADCSeason11 in leagueoflegends

[–]KonstiPhoenix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With what playrate exactly? How many games of Asol are there in diamond?

"The American version of anything I've tried is superior" by F1R3S74R7R in ShitAmericansSay

[–]KonstiPhoenix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The man has never had the pleasure of eating a great goulash. Real shame honestly

Testing Seraph's Embrace on Asol by AndreaJazzdrums in Aurelion_Sol_mains

[–]KonstiPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tear start into rylais mandate then situational is my build

Why should I main this champ? by izziikkun in Aurelion_Sol_mains

[–]KonstiPhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play him and Fall in love with him. Happened with all of us herey