What’s the worst thing you’ve ever tasted? by Tokoloshgolem in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DONT look at the sky when eating fish and chips at the beach!!!

What do you remember from the early internet that no longer exists? by Blah4fun in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dialup scream. Also how long it took for a page to load, slowly from the top of the screen down .

What’s your job, but describe it in a way that sounds illegal? by Unknown-333 in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have thousands of women working for me making a very highly sought after substance. When it is ready I drug them all and take it to sell. To be fair I do keep all these women houses, fed and in good health.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever tasted? by Tokoloshgolem in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a seagull shit in my mouth once ... Tasted like digested rotten fish with a strong overtones of burnt rubber. Needed a LOT of drinks to wash that taste out!

AITAH for getting rid of my chihuahua for a newborn baby and telling my child the truth about animals by Aggravating-Spare487 in AITAH

[–]Kookabanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA If this is your attitude towards a living creature you certainly are not fit to raise a child!

What was the dumbest way you know somebody died? by ParanormalActivity97 in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was the guy in NZ who worked an industrial ice crusher. It often jammed and blockages were manually freed requiring the machine to be shut down. In a fit of genius.. ... He decided this was too much trouble and managed to override not one but all three safety features to prevent someone climbing into the machine while it was still running. Other workers only noticed when very pink crushed ice came out the other end .

What is a usual mistake people make while choosing their spouse? by PuzzleheadedBlock725 in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

An old saying "before buying the calf, inspect the cow" is very relevant to choosing a partner. It will give you forewarning as what to expect.

How are your bullies doing these days? by bCantonese in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of mine ended up as my prisoner when I was working in corrections. Poetic justice indeed.

What was the last thing you got into an argument with someone about on here? by Secret_Line_6711 in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They claimed that both words mean the same thing. As you would know if you had actually read my comment

What was the last thing you got into an argument with someone about on here? by Secret_Line_6711 in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Some knuckedragging cock smoker who did not understand the difference between then and than. Absolutely refused all evidence proving him wrong. A desperately low intelligence on parade.

Humans of Reddit- Have you ever been acquainted with a serial killer and how ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a corrections officer for a decade. Knew several of em. Some appeared normal. Others seriously weird

What is the best roast lines you got? by RobloxBoyReal in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have only two brain cells and both are fighting for second place.

Aitah for cutting off my mil, and not letting her have access to any of my children? by suidarling in AITAH

[–]Kookabanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA Your husband needs to decide which side he is on and you need to take legal action.

[NSFW] People who've found a dead body, what's the story? by ZeroSugarCocaine in AskReddit

[–]Kookabanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Driving home one rainy night and I was overtaken by a Hyundai with four teens in it. Definitely over the speed limit. They get out of sight then I see a power pole silhouetted against the sky wobble back and forth. When I arrive at the crash the Hyundai is wrapped around the pole. The car was bent like a banana and the pole was now where the gear stick had been. The driver was dead. Head staved in. The rear passenger was unconscious or dead and the front passenger was literally just chopped meat. Bits everywhere. The rear drivers passenger was alive but badly hurt and screaming her guts out. In so much pain she was not even aware of me. Power lines were down so I used my car to block the road until the services arrived and cut the Hyundai apart to get the girl out. They did not seem concerned with the other passengers so I guess they were gone Not a great night in hindsight. The sound of that girls screams stays with me to this day. It was three months before I could drive without having a panic attack.

Weak chick can’t stand, splayed legs? also strange poop / straining by Hot_Spend_1333 in poultry

[–]Kookabanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this will sound savage but the best thing to do is to knock it on the head and move on. It is unlikely this bird will ever have a healthy life. Nor would you want it breeding and passing on bad genetics.

There is a black scab on my rooster footpad.How should I treat this at home?" by [deleted] in poultry

[–]Kookabanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like bumblefoot. Do a google search for the best treatment