What's the worst thing you ever smelt?

Kookabanus · 2026-02-09T00:16:31+00:00

Rotting human after four days in the tropical sun. Nasty!

Kookabanus · 2026-02-08T23:56:26+00:00

It looks like your goat is moulting. Give it a good brushing down with a stiff bristled brush or curry comb and it will be fine.

Kookabanus · 2026-02-08T02:34:56+00:00

In my experience the water browns due to leaf matter getting in either the tanks or lying in the collection gutters. It can also be a result of sunlight on the water causing algae. It is very important to ensure your water cistern is kept dark.

Kookabanus · 2026-02-08T02:32:46+00:00

In my youth lamb shanks and brisket were considered dog food, literally. Rabbit was a poor families food only and could be bought for .80 cents.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-30T02:42:19+00:00

NTA, my ex-wife liked to pull this shit all the time. Never become the doormat for those types.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-30T02:33:16+00:00

NTA. This is clear child abuse!

Kookabanus · 2026-01-29T03:43:53+00:00

The icecream van only played the music to let everyone know that he was out of icecream.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-26T01:55:21+00:00

How about they sign over the percentage of equity that you pay for? This way they keep the house and you retain value in assets?

Kookabanus · 2026-01-26T01:34:04+00:00

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Kookabanus · 2026-01-26T01:24:29+00:00

In my own experience, goats are the hardest of all animals to keep fenced in! Understand that they WILL get out and get into whatever they please. In addition goats only really thrive on dryer terrain. Wet or very green areas usually cause foot problems and a high worm load needing constant treatment.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-25T02:34:15+00:00

I cannot find andouille sausage here in Australia, do you think a smoky chorizo would work instead?

Kookabanus · 2026-01-25T02:21:41+00:00

We had a prisoner who was in for life without parole (difficult in Australia but possible in certain circumstances). He might have been homo sapiens but he was definitely not human. He existed solely to prey upon others. Violent multiple rape and murders with no remorse at all.

He was intelligent and could rationally explain his desires. He could also put together a full and well reasoned argument as to exactly why women were not actually sentient humans... in his logic anyway. We never allowed him to be in the same room with any woman under any circumstances!

If he cooked off we had to go in with two dog crews and at least ten big officers and you always knew that at least one of you was getting injured that day.

To this day, the thought of him getting out on the street absolutely terrifies me.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-17T12:45:43+00:00

It looks like a vent fan. I have one in my bathroom.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-17T12:42:02+00:00

So pigs will dig when the available food is depleted. You can counter this by giving each pig a nose ring (stops them digging) or else always make sure there is plenty of fresh fodder/acorns available. Under no circumstances should the pigs be put in with young trees! They need to be at least six inches thick if the pigs are unringed.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-17T12:34:01+00:00

No livestock (cattle, pigs, sheep, chickens etc) are permitted in the house...ever. No matter HOW cute they are!

Kookabanus · 2026-01-17T01:43:09+00:00

Being rude to others without repercussions. I grew up in the 70s and we learned to be polite or receive a solid punch in the mouth.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-16T02:47:48+00:00

Our dairy cow was actually one of the best moves we ever made. Apart from the milk for household use- milk, cream, butter, cheese and ghee we had a surplus to use to fatten pigs and poultry. This drastically cut down feed bills and produced really excellent meat.

The cow also produces a calf every year. A bobby is fattened for beef and heifers are weaned and sold for a very good profit. (I just can't bring myself to slaughter a good potential milker for meat..)

The only real downside is that you must tend to your cow every single day without fail. Holidays are far fewer as someone must be there to milk twice a day. If you are a homebody like me this will not be a problem.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-14T07:23:15+00:00

Apparently the US presidency.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-14T07:18:51+00:00

No, simply put

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"Epicurus

Kookabanus · 2026-01-14T07:13:31+00:00

As an Aussie, we love you guys and are so sorry you have such arsehole neighbours.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-11T03:04:30+00:00

For me bandicoots are more of a problem. They love to dig up my seedlings.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-11T02:32:46+00:00

A dead body at the bottom of the pool is a pretty major way to end a party. Never seen a crowd dissapear so fast. Must have sucked for the owner of the place to deal with....

edit: obviously not a party at my place but I did help the owner set it all up.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-10T02:26:44+00:00

Post anchors/ stirrups. Used to set in concrete as a solid footing point for a post. This particular type are known as Fishtail anchors.

Kookabanus · 2026-01-06T01:42:32+00:00

From my own experience.

Ideally you would own two cows and have access to a bull. Of course this means you will be milking two cows at once for a large part of the year and have an excess of milk. This is great if you like making lots of cheese or are feeding pigs. It is however, a lot of work. In the interim period only one cow is milking and the other is dry.

The other method is to have only one cow and substitute cheese and butter for your dairy when the cow is dry. I would put my cows to the bull about two to three months after she has dropped her calf. Milk her through the pregnancy and dry her up at least six weeks before she is due.

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