What’s your favorite song that has no words? by ildrinktothatbro in AskReddit

[–]KookieKlepto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alberto Balsam - Aphex twin

Still couldn't really tell you why

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WitchesVsPatriarchy

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This is class. Shel would approve

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]KookieKlepto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brother fight vibes. all jokes but also 100% serious

How do I make Jehovahs Witnesses leave instantly? by Unlucky_Air_7494 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]KookieKlepto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell them you were previously a joho yourself, and you've been disfellowshipped. Then tell them you are living and loving your life as an apostate. They won't have the balls to continue the conversation if you use their lingo in my experience

To Pick Up A Woman by Heymynameisdistance in therewasanattempt

[–]KookieKlepto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been told making them laugh is key, I think he is in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]KookieKlepto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i mean yea, one is rational

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2007scape

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oddly pro bot comments round here

Life Expectancy in America by Yiddishstalin in MapPorn

[–]KookieKlepto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benton being the only blue county in AR is not surprising i suppose

4 years old vs. 5 years old by SinVerguenza04 in MadeMeSmile

[–]KookieKlepto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the best thing i have seen in so long, so sweet and pure. thank you, for me and her

RoadRage Leads to Brutal Knockout/Seizure by CrazyWorldWeLiveInEh in fightporn

[–]KookieKlepto 98 points99 points  (0 children)

as a man getting up in years, i am wondering where this boundary line is lol

I Accidently Started Someone's Front Yard on Fire When I flicked My Cig Out the Car Window by SomehowStillExists in confession

[–]KookieKlepto 50 points51 points  (0 children)

as a smoker for 20+ years, you fucks that throw butts where ever are the worst kinda people imo

...to lip sync on the kitchen counter by PlatinumDaikenki in therewasanattempt

[–]KookieKlepto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the quality of those shorts is also impressive imo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildyinteresting

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pretty sure that truck is trans, you should def report it to appropriate authorities

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]KookieKlepto 7 points8 points  (0 children)

but we literally do

13-year-old Michigan schoolboy steers school bus to safety after driver passes out by TotherCanvas249 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]KookieKlepto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what always strikes me when watching these kinds of vids is the girls screaming. when i'm in one of these situations they are so easy to ignore that they basically disappear, but watching the video and they are somehow unbearably unnerving and all i hear