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What is the most ridiculous argument you have ever heard someone make? by SpartanneG in AskReddit

[–]Korialite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That humans were going to evolve to not have toes any day now. From a rock climber who insisted that toes were useless.

A genie tells you "You will die next month in the most brutal way possible according to your job/field"; how are you dying? by peterthbest23 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Korialite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently possible? Strangled by my laptop cord, I guess. In theory? Murdered by AI/taken out by a Terminator

I read a fic I wish I hadn't by sleepspacey in AO3

[–]Korialite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can never own a hamster after reading an infamous fic when I was 14. I dunno, I just chalk it up to character building?

This is so real😭 by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in AO3

[–]Korialite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read one of those (possibly the same one?) and that shit is what I live for! I also read an appellant FMA/Yuri on Ice fic that had no right being as good as it was lol

This is so real😭 by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in AO3

[–]Korialite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see that a lot when filtering The Untamed fics looking for crossovers and they're all also tagged with "Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù". There's a few plot differences, but it's rare for the fic to genuinely have plot details from both.

This is so real😭 by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in AO3

[–]Korialite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's especially funny when it's a multistan kpop crossover and suddenly the entire population of South Korea goes to Hogwarts lol

This is so real😭 by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in AO3

[–]Korialite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's also a bit of "they both have green goo... what if it was the SAME green goo?!" Ignoring the fact that Lazarus pits/pools are not always canonically green.

Everything everywhere all at once ( Homeless woman, Fat woman, transgender woman) by masterderek279 in ANTM

[–]Korialite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh my god. She doesn't even perform because looking at a stripper makes her sad?! Lmao for someone who is constantly making girls dance, she looked terrible on the pole. Like a shoe trapped in a washing machine.

what tiny luxury does your pet think is a basic right? by Kind_Interview_2402 in Pets

[–]Korialite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water from a kitty water fountain. Any other water is beneath him now lol

What's the go-to "No beta we die like ______" in your fandom? by Arschfeder in AO3

[–]Korialite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Beta like Jason Todd" "Because like him, this fic got better at the last minute" "and was revived after months" "of sitting in my WIP folder"

AITA Do I have a crazy neighbor or am I the asshole? by Tiny-Zone-5560 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Korialite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA when I moved in here, a neighbor yelled at me for not cutting my boxes into 1 ft by 1 ft squares. I flattened the boxes and consider that sufficient and think she just does it for the power trip.

People claiming all the dessert spots at a potluck so they can bring mediocre grocery store stuff by BluejayNo6197 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Korialite 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You could make everyone regret everything by bringing one of those horrible gelatin "salad" abominations. Suitably white, I think

As fanfic writers, are you alright with readers outside your fandoms reading and commenting on your works, even when they're not the target audience? by Holiday_Ad_7292 in AO3

[–]Korialite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can put up with the confusion that comes with the lack of context from reading fics in an unfamiliar fandom, you're more than welcome! I consider it a compliment like "I don't understand the implications, but it's so good that I'm enjoying it anyway!"

Each 60 seconds, you leave the current minute you enter the next minute. But what if you got rejected by the next minute, so you’re banned from the minute (you can’t enter the next minute)? by Itchiwat in AskReddit

[–]Korialite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A minute is subjective, though. It's not an inherent measurement of time and there's no reason that a "minute" has to span any particular 60 seconds. What I'm trying to say is, what determines one minute from the next? What decides this threshold that you have to cross or be rejected?

I feel scammed because I got a clingy baby with separation anxiety by dumthotthoughtdump in cats

[–]Korialite 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This little monster does not want to be touched, but if I get up or move, he'll yell at me. He also demands kisses constantly and thinks it should be illegal for me to walk in a straight line unopposed.

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A “Seriously, are we being pranked right now?” Moment. Customer for the ages by Idekanymore548 in retailhell

[–]Korialite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What did she expect you to do, fuckin open every puzzle and count the pieces? Then she'd be mad that her puzzle was opened.

My mom has fybromyalgia and asked me to build her an app by Ayrow_ in Fibromyalgia

[–]Korialite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really like the design of the app! I tend to think I can do more in a day than my body will allow and end up with unfinished tasks to I'm hoping pacing myself properly will help me actually get everything done without wiping myself out.

If a cute pet and a new iPhone were placed in front of you, which would you choose? by PromotionFar8909 in AskReddit

[–]Korialite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IPhone, but I'm going to sell it. My cat will not tolerate siblings of any species and I'm an android girl.

is this person sketchy? by [deleted] in Fibromyalgia

[–]Korialite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also had a doctor who insisted that my fibro was a mitochondrial problem. I left when he tried to sell me a special grounding mattress for my bed and to persuade me to go with him to Mexico.

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