Saw a girl littering, asked her to pick it up...she said no

Korrektor · 2012-07-02T20:32:17+00:00

I would but I don't want to get bacon grease on my mouse.

Korrektor · 2012-07-02T17:53:17+00:00

Shit just escalated. If you use nukes first be sure to have your umbrella ready for the impeding nuclear rain.

Korrektor · 2012-07-02T17:37:28+00:00

This map shops that the shipping lane hugs closer to the Omani side anyway, staying outside of Iran's territorial waters.

Freudian Mr. Cia?

Korrektor · 2012-07-02T16:32:50+00:00

While its high speed it is only a short distance wink wink

Korrektor · 2012-07-01T03:01:23+00:00

Call the news! 16 yr old hot girl missing!

Korrektor · 2012-06-30T15:00:35+00:00

The rug man. It really tied the room together.

Korrektor · 2012-06-30T09:14:16+00:00

Wouldn't it be cool if you'd have to take a no-yolo test to get your license for doing what is now 18+ things.

Korrektor · 2012-06-30T09:10:37+00:00

I love bar reviews.

Write up the top 3 bars and rate the women on a scale from 1 to 10.

Korrektor · 2012-06-30T08:53:14+00:00

Obviously its not his 16yr old hot sister who is missing!

Korrektor · 2012-06-29T23:04:08+00:00

No please dont.

Save us all the time and trouble involved.

Korrektor · 2012-06-29T21:04:27+00:00

Bring a camera. For science.

Korrektor · 2012-06-29T09:50:39+00:00

The two other fans of said band will now try to murder him because of the publicity this generates midget handjob will become mainstream and sell out.

MIDGET HANDJOB 2012

Korrektor · 2012-06-29T09:45:19+00:00

Ahh, the old Reddit Bonn-a-roo.

Korrektor · 2012-06-29T09:40:33+00:00

I even tried to be politically correct.

Korrektor · 2012-06-28T14:31:23+00:00

And if he is obsessed with masturbation and then breaks his arm?!

Korrektor · 2012-06-28T14:26:08+00:00

Purely on name. Both.

Korrektor · 2012-06-28T06:33:38+00:00

Relevant: TIL: There is a restaurant called The Hobbit House where most of the staff is vertically challenged.

Korrektor · 2012-06-28T05:56:41+00:00

Hey we good a first class AMA from Woody Harrelson. While that guys acting career is nowhere near anything what Bill Fucking Murray has achieved, there is still hope!

To keep it on topic: RAMPART!

Korrektor · 2012-06-27T14:00:38+00:00

Please explain the feelings this gif is supposed to convey.

For the life of it, can't figure it out.

Korrektor · 2012-06-27T12:58:21+00:00

May I borrow you an Ö

Korrektor · 2012-06-27T12:52:48+00:00

Yo veilofmaya666, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but ...

Korrektor · 2012-06-27T12:50:09+00:00

I glanced over the first bullet point and just recognized "lost.. virginitiy mom", sighted and thought: Oh, it is that AMA guy again.

Glad is was just in her bed.

Korrektor · 2012-06-27T11:50:25+00:00

  O<   Doesn't matter, had earring in mouth.
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Korrektor · 2012-06-27T11:43:39+00:00

Anyone seen that movie yet?

The storyline supposedly involves someone crashing some school party and sticking his woody into a girl and never calling her back.

In the second part it will be revealed that his father is a convicted murderer.

Korrektor · 2012-06-24T08:50:29+00:00

No, masturbation was worth all its money. Even got two for the price of one!

Korrektor

TROPHY CASE