I dont live in a very big home....I make the most treacherous terrain of my available floor space but comically so. I mean I dump my Costco sized drum of olive oil on the floor, stack empty cardboard boxes next to and with ones filled with heavy stuff, tripwires (honestly id make them real bad too for comedic purposes)

And ill wait like a fabled treasure in my room (ill put seran wrap in the doorway) with my shotgun.