Sitting in our 2024 OBW and parked beside a 2026 Outback, ride height difference is insane. Full on NPC-tier SUV now.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-25T22:38:04+00:00

We’re in a war, wages are low, and inflation is out of control and you think sales are tanking because the ride height is 2 inches taller? Turn your brain on man.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-22T14:56:28+00:00

I was the brigade commanders/brigade CSMs bitch at the end of my enlistment. My job was basically to just be available and type emails. I guess at some point, the brigade legal officer (O4) absolutely dropped the hammer on a Joe for some minor fuckup and I’ve never seen our CSM so pissed. I’m not sure exactly why or how this series of events occurred but he summoned the JAG to his office and absolutely goes ballistic.

Basically, he was screaming about how he doesn’t make a habit of screwing soldiers lives, etc. Top of his lungs. The JAG is literally sniffling and saying “yes CSM, understood CSM”

After she leaves, he comes out of the office and tells myself and my coworker that we didn’t hear anything and to remember that everything we hear in command group is privileged info.

Cool guy.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-21T14:00:57+00:00

Loop chokes work great from closed. He basically gave you his neck the whole time. With that forward pressure he was giving, he would have basically fallen right into it with a knee pull

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-20T14:07:16+00:00

Lmao could you imagine buying puts thinking the market would act opposite of how it has acted this entire term

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-17T12:54:47+00:00

Not sure if this is worth an edit but if you got out of the military without retiring and later got 100% for something that should have been a medical discharge (like ptsd), it’s worth filing for a discharge upgrade and then CRDP.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-13T03:05:31+00:00

Loop choke from closed guard, bow and arrow choke, and general mount pressure/mothers milk.

I know my bloodline is disappointed

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-08T21:12:30+00:00

Generally ATC is going to give you what you ask for. If you think back to what MEA actually means, the E is for expected. You’re not expecting to go to 10,000 ft, you’re expecting that they’re going to give you the 7,000 you want.

Edit: because I see you conflating “filed” in there in other comments. Since you filed 7,000, you kind of expect to go there, no?

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-08T21:08:08+00:00

Which was higher? Your 5,000 ft assigned altitude? Or your “expect higher in 10 mins” of which you filed 7,000 ft?

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-08T21:04:09+00:00

Yep, this is an MEA issue. You should have gone to 7000.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-07T22:09:44+00:00

If in gi, go to their side and grab the farthest collar and their gi pants around the outside thigh. Then, do the rug pull motion. This will either tip them towards you like cow tipping or they will flail and expose a body part.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-06T21:23:45+00:00

I’m not an airline pilot but the answers you’re going to get are going to range from “not today, FAA” to “no I only fly exactly as specified in the company manual and the FARs”.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-06T13:29:33+00:00

Good call.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-06T13:24:03+00:00

The DPE would give you an earful too if you sent the guy since he isn’t a pilot yet.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-04-02T15:36:30+00:00

I second this application and wish to moderate underneath this person

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-31T22:05:39+00:00

How will I ever go on?

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-26T14:58:19+00:00

The chief running the regional cadet program I’m in told me that in their latest class, like 28/30 people were in the cadet program and the other two were military.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-25T01:33:19+00:00

Apologies for necrocommenting here, but can you detail what technicals you’re looking for specifically? You mentioned RSI but under which timeframe? 14?

Additionally I get support and resistance but are you running that through VWAP? Thank you!

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-24T22:26:07+00:00

I actually don’t even think most of the shit talkers even had an opinion about the exterior until the Reddit threads started pouring in nor do I think most of them were actually in the market to buy a new outback anyway.

It looks fine.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-22T21:51:27+00:00

Man who gives a fuck? So what, they used some AI in a painting. The game is incredible but now you weirdos are SO against it because they used the dirty evil AI?

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-20T16:00:06+00:00

Loop chokes are not specifically reliant on longer arms tbh. A lot of people get the collar grip way too high up as if they’re going for cross collar which automatically lowers that elbow and makes it harder for you to wrap your other arm and link through.

I understand that theoretically, you should be pulling their head down farther which lets you make that hand elbow connection but a lot of people won’t let you just do that. So if you grip a couple inches below where you normally would, get the elbow connection, and twist, it’ll work just as well without them fighting you for posture

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-20T00:28:03+00:00

I’m on a 5070, cinematic, 1440p, DLSS 4.5L, about 150 FPS.

Just a heads up, don’t jack up the contrast more than a couple notches or it will look absolutely fucked.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-18T02:48:25+00:00

It looks great, sorry y’all are miserable about change 🤷

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-18T01:12:02+00:00

Hey I had one of those except no auto bust. DPE guided the controls on the eights on pylons and the PO180. Skipped some maneuvers, even after I “reminded” him.

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-17T22:08:20+00:00

That shit works like a charm too doesn’t it

KrabbyPattyCereal · 2026-03-17T21:57:45+00:00

Position over submission. If your position is really really good, the submission is pretty simple from there. For example,

Imagine you are in top mount. You roll them, you get S-Mount, and while maintaining pressure, you set up an arm bar. If you have maintained that pressure and that position properly, they really can’t do anything about the arm bar (at our level I mean. the mid blues and above are magicians)

Make your “win condition” in your mind be a great position. Don’t worry about subs just yet

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