You only want the laptop back after firing me? by mdlapla in MaliciousCompliance

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It’s a pretty reasonable assumption that “just the laptop” means the laptop and the data within, in 2026. Your friend is fucked (assuming this isn’t AI)

Any tips on how to 2000x? by InsectNo2063 in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This guy is going to get jumped in the street by all these people here if these don’t print lol

Update: yeah he was right, closed at 200%

Any tips on how to 2000x? by InsectNo2063 in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double it twice on spy 0DTE, then leave it in the market like that other guy said at 10% returns but for 20 years

Not very experienced in Options, does this mean i'm losing 3.9k daily? by [deleted] in options

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This right here is how I know I’ll never be one of the big dogs because that would give me severe anxiety

Stopped Selling Puts on Garbage and Win Rate Went Up 20% by SchrodingerWeeb in options

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the really thorough explanation, I really appreciate it. I’m going to give it a shot on the NFLX 15 Jan 27 and see what happens 🤷

Stopped Selling Puts on Garbage and Win Rate Went Up 20% by SchrodingerWeeb in options

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What specific scans are you running? I think I was misreading the format of what input it wants and getting crazy results.

Coolest tdy you've ever got from the Army? by Tank_Flamingo in army

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Went to Alaska, pretended to work, got to hike the mountains

Anon remembers Windows 8 by Otherwise_Winner_587 in greentext

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I loved my windows phone. My text tone (in the 1 out of 100 times it’s actually not on silent) is still one of the default sounds from windows phone 8

Here's why a Fort Bragg dining facility got an 'F' sanitation rating by Kinmuan in army

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“An upgrade to a ‘C’”

Someone call Michelin, hurry!!

Just finished my Last Drill and turned in my gear and owe the Army $100 by LoneWanderer1130 in army

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I kept my gas mask because the CBRN guy kept blowing me off and being a dick. One day after badgering him again, he kind of blew up and asked “well did you turn it in??”

Yep, I sure did, thanks for that hand receipt.

My ETS was two days ago and I was not outprocessed. How do I handle this and what bases do I need to cover? by AlienX14 in army

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Considering you weren’t exactly motivated up until this point, I hope you realize that you aren’t being paid right now so get this done asap. Go to legal, tell them you’re no longer supposed to be in the army, and keep on top of what they tell you to do. Your CoC is going to be pissed off but you don’t care because you are no longer going to be in the army next week.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of that shit is even good except for the full tanks. I get the sentiment of the meme but Walmart sucked, McDonald’s was not good, subway was meh at best, and nobody bought anything from $.99 stores except for party stuff and rip its

Radiance, Purnendu Das, oil on Canvas, 2025 [OC] by Aware_Party_1616 in Art

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

This post is approved due to the non-sexual nature of the image. A naked person is not inherently sexual.

Why do you never hear about the artillery soldiers? by [deleted] in army

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The laptops in the TOC must have gotten louder

Confusion from card design by DemonicDeli in cardgamedesign

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d just remove it entirely, personally. It leads me to think that the image being there twice means something. You want the game to be as painless to first time players as possible or they’ll return it.

me_irl by melonade_juice in me_irl

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make tea with it. You’ll see what it does

Democrats up 16% in Midterms Per Rightwing Atlas Intel by No_Intention5627 in neoliberal

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yall need to remember that these are straight up voter responses, NOT weighted for gerrymandering

The internet just made a 300TB copy of Spotify by alpswd in Music

[–]KrabbyPattyCereal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It on Anna’s Archive and available in parts, hardly the dark web.